Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature (later chapters) and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: ...none again I guess.
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language.
A/N: Ahhh, my little ero-writers heart melts from the lovely reviews! Thank you all! (heart) Also just so you all know, my issue with grammar has been brought to my attention, i promise i am trying to fix it, but please be patient until then. Also i would like a beta for the rest of this story, if anyone is interested simply e-mail me, my e-mail is in my profile.
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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DAMN IT!
His day had started out so well too, Naruto could have cried! It was like everyone was against him, their teacher had decided to pour salt in the wound and paired him with you-know-who as partners for an assignment on 'Figures who had a Great Influence in History.' He had wanted nothing better than to hit the boy for the smug smile he shot at him at the announcement, he basically sulked through the rest of his classes, blowing up at their science teacher Kurenai-sensei when she scolded him for sleeping in class then whining to his friends. They were still curious why he hated Sasuke that much but didn't ask after Naruto just shouted about him being an insane jerk.
And as the final bell rang and everyone shot out of class he stood and pouted all the way to the door.
"Cut it out Naruto, it can't be that bad."
"Yeah, just get it done and if the smug bastard gets on your nerves, kick his ass."
"Though that guy is really annoying."
Naruto nodded at Shikamarus words and left the classroom but, much to his horror, he had to pull to a stop just outside the classroom. Sasuke stood in his way. Naruto gave a surprised grunt and jumped back into Shino. While he calmed himself from the mental shock of almost running into the boy, Sasuke smirked.
"So your place or mine, Dobe?"
Naruto felt himself blush at the seemingly innocent words and shoved away from his friends. He would never be able to face them again if they saw him back down to the pretty boy. Naruto looked away.
"Don't be stupid asshole, who says your coming anywhere near my house?" He leaned in a little smirking and made a girly face, speaking with more courage than he felt, "Who knows, being in such a low class place, you may get dirty!"
Behind him his friends snickered and Naruto grinned cheekily, however his superior feeling was brought down a few notches when Sasuke smirked more and shrugged.
"I will get as dirty as you want, Naruto."
He glared. This asshole! He was starting the pervert shit again! And in front of his friends! Naruto knew he had to say something but nothing came, Sasuke had shocked the blonde to silence!
"You...I really really hate you."
Sasuke smiled and waved a hand like his hate was menial.
"You hate me now, I am sure you will feel differently after we spend some time together."
Naruto blushed at the rush of images hit him and felt his stomach sink with the knowledge that he could produce them. This guy was completely fucking with him.
"Hey am I imagining this or is the pretty boy flirting with Naruto?"
It was meant to be a whisper but Kiba had never been able to speak below a shout so Naruto heard and blushed again, damn it! He was going to look like a complete loser at this rate! Naruto growled and balled his fist.
"You bastard!"
Naruto swung at the face that was looking anything but scared, he couldn't wait for the fist to make contact! But when it did Narutos attacking hand collided with Sasukes raised one and he was swung face first by his captured fist into the lockers. Naruto cursed and went to move but a body pressed in behind him and he blushed knowing exactly who it was. Sasukes lips were brushing against his ear and the boy made no move to stop it.
"I should warn you, I like a challenge."
"Knock it off you sic-..."
"Shit teacher!"
Thankfully that got the Uchiha away and Naruto turned glaring and forcing down the blush as Iruka came running up to them. He glanced at Sasuke then looked at Naruto and smiled.
"I heard you two have an assignment in history?"
Naruto slowly nodded, not sure where his favorite teacher was going with this but incredibly happy the man had shown up when he did. Iruka caught his breath and stood smiling.
"And I bet your place is a mess ne Naruto?" He was about to object when Iruka spoke again, "Well since Naruto is a horrible housekeeper and Sasuke you're home is...in need of repairs, I wanted to invite you both to do your project at my house."
Naruto slowly smiled, his savior! He knew there was a reason he liked that man! Sasuke on the other hand was glaring with all he had, which was a lot, behind Iruka his friends caught the hate waves and muttered quick goodbyes before taking off. Though Kiba couldn't pass up the moment and made kissy faces and smirked before leaving, Naruto made a mental note to hurt him later.
"Is that proper, for a teacher to take so much interest in one student?" Sasuke's voice was pure ice.
"Oh don't worry, Naruto and I are more like family, I would do anything for this boy. Anything."
"Dedicated aren't we?"
"Very."
Naruto caught the cold trade and was more than a little confused but let it go, all he cared about was that he was saved! Sasuke glared and crossed his arms.
"That's not-..."
"Great idea Iruka-sensei!"
Iruka smiled at them, "I'll make dinner for us and everything, it'll be just like family dinner!"
Naruto smiled wider and Sasuke glared but looked away, "Fine."
"Good! Come over at 6:00."
Naruto nodded enthusiastically and Sasuke nodded and his smirk was back, Iruka stared at him for a moment before turning to Naruto.
"Great! I will see you at 6 then! Ja boys!"
Naruto waved then smirked over at Sasuke, "Take that bastard."
Sasuke turned to Naruto making the blonde feel he was a little too close, "I don't know the way to his house." Naruto wilted, "You'll show me the way right?"
The blonde weighed his options, he could not take Sasuke to Iruka's and end up all alone with the boy all night, or he could stand it for 15 minutes and show him the way. That was a no-brainer.
"Whatever."
Naruto walked off trying not to feel the raven haired boys eyes on him.
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Sasuke was murderous, unfortunately for the boy he'd caught just outside the street beside his home. Tossing the limp form into the well in his back yard Sasuke turned and went inside to clean up and change, he had blood all over him and he still had things to do before their 'study session'. That damn teacher knew he wanted Naruto, not like he hid it at all, but the man seemed to want to get in the way, and that Sasuke couldn't have. He didn't have very long to seduce Naruto and his charms, be it Natural or Supernatural, didn't work very well on stubborn boys. He needed time to make Naruto want him too, but if they had a hovering adult around all the time there is no way that would happen. So Sasuke had come to the conclusion he needed something or someone to distract the over protective teacher. Luckily for Sasuke, he knew just the person.
Deeming himself presentable in a black tee-shirt with a white long sleeve shirt underneath and a pair of baggy cargo pants, Sasuke left his house and opted for a faster mode of transportation to get where he needed to be. So Sasuke leaped from the ground and landed lightly and silently on a nearby rooftop, the man he was looking for had been part of the coven that had turned his brother. While he hadn't really liked the man he'd spoken to him a lot and decided he was a fairly decent, if albeit perverted, guy. Thankfully the man was still alive, he'd felt him nearby a couple of times but never made a move to speak to him, he didn't see the need. Sasuke moved unnoticed from one rooftop to the next and knew he was getting close, of course that meant he was nearing the part of town littered with porn shops and other such displays of human debauchery. Pausing on the roof of a building displaying the latest issue of some adult novel he waited, it took longer than he thought but eventually he caught site of a familiar form. His nose was buried in the book and Sasuke rolled his eyes before hoping down in front of the man, having probably felt him there a long time ago he was unsurprised.
"Yo."
"You're as big of a pervert as ever."
Kakashi grinned and Sasuke noted he'd lost the mask, probably a good thing this day in age.
"You're awake, must mean something has caught your interest ne Sasuke?"
"You could say that. I need your help."
Kakashi put the book down, his show that he was listening now.
"My help?"
Sasuke nodded, "I have a pest I want you to take care of."
"Why can't you kill it yourself?"
Sasuke had entertained the thought, but Naruto seemed to really like the man, he didn't think killing Iruka would bring Naruto any closer to him.
"Can't kill it. I need you to play interference while I get my goal."
Kakashi looked genuinely interested now, which could be a good or bad thing, he wasn't sure.
"What kind of pest?"
Sasuke smirked, "A dolphin."
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Sasuke knocked on the apartment door and a moment later Naruto showed up, at first he looked startled to see Sasuke there then blushed then glared, Sasuke found the plethora of emotions incredibly cute.
"How do you know where-...never mind."
Sasuke smirked, and Naruto looked at Kakashi.
"Who's that?"
"My uncle."
Naruto narrowed his eyes, "Why is he coming?"
Sasuke shrugged, "He wanted to."
The blonde didn't look like he bought it but stepped out of his apartment and between him and the man, they turned and Sasuke couldn't help his eyes drifting over Naruto's form. Leaving Kakashi behind he picked up the pace to walk with Naruto, the boy glanced over at him when he fell into step with him but didn't say anything. Sasuke fought back the urge to pounce on him and settled with moving close enough that Naruto's arm was brushing against his with every small swing. From the blush and almost pout covering the blondes face he could tell Naruto was fighting to ignore it. Behind him he heard Kakashi muffle a laugh and sent a glare over his shoulder, they walked on in silence and Naruto led them to a decent looking house, though thanks to Sasuke living all his life in Uchiha Manner he saw most places as small in comparison. They went up to the steps and Naruto knocked, using the moment to shuffle away from the contact with Sasuke.
There was a moment of waiting before Iruka opened the door smiling, "Welcome boys!"
He caught sight of Kakashi and tried to gather himself to the point of he looked at least not too silly in the pink apron.
"Sorry! I didn't know the boys were bringing anyone else."
Sasuke smiled when he saw the hungry look Kakashi was giving the teacher. Perfect, having to fight off that big pervert all the time would distract anyone.
"Iruka-sensei, this is my uncle Kakashi."
Sasuke stood aside and let Kakashi set to work on the man, which he did, without reservation.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Iruka. You are a very good looking man, do you have a boyfriend?"
Iruka began blushing and laughed it off, taking a step back, which Kakashi assumed was a welcome in sign and entered the mans house. Naruto cast him a suspicious look and went in as well, he followed and stood next to the blonde while Kakashi spouted something perverted about loving dolphin meat.
"What was that look for?"
Naruto glared at him, "What are you trying to do?"
Sasuke put on his best innocent look, "I don't know what your talking about."
Naruto scoffed, "That man's almost as perverted as you, Teme."
The Uchiha had to hold back a laugh at that, Iruka peeled Kakashi off and offered them tea as Naruto sat on the floor at the coffee table, pulling out his history book and Sasuke did the same, sitting opposite him. Their knee's bumped under the table and Naruto glared at him while blushing, Sasuke pretended not to notice.
-To be Continued-