HA! I haven't updated in SO LONG! Anyhow, I was thinking of re-making 'Psychology Session' and I Have finally gotten around to it. Now, all I need are some willing Shrinks. If I am not able to find any, then a random shirnk will be THE Shrink. If you wanna be a shrink, or 'therapist' if you will, give me a review. Don't bother e-mailing because SOMEONE (my uncle) fixed my e-mail account so that I can't get any e-mails from anyone who isn't my contact. So give me a review, and list some questions you'd like to ask a certain character (I will be doing most characters more than once) and also the type of shrink you are.

This is the Diary of Pegasus.

Disclaimer: I don't own.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: For those of you who haven't read the author's note, which is a little bit farther up, I need you to read it. It is important.

Cover: Pegasus'... Journal, if you must.

Entry: June 12th, 1230 (he's pretty damn old. This will have nothing to do with this entry.)

Dear... Journal,

Tee hee, today was a simply delicious day! Not only did I find a perfectly marvelous shade of lipstick that completely compliments my skin tone and my hair (Shimmering Peach), but I found a shade of lipstick that completely compliments my skin tone and my hair! Oh wait. That wasn't it. I'll figure it out. Ah yes, I also found a pretty eyeshadow that matches my eyes but doesn't overpower my eyelashes! It's a tint in purple!(I don't remember what color Pegasus' eyes are.)

Ah yes, back to my plan. Little Yugi has no idea what my plan is! I am planning to kidnap his Grandpa and use him as my own personal sex toy! I know, he's not nearly an eight as hot as I am, and I know my fractions, but he'll have to do until I can get my perfectly manicured hands on the Pharoah and his DUMBASS friends. Delectable. And I know what that word means. Of course, I had to look it up in the dictionary before I wrote it down, but I know what it means. Now. Anyways, back to my plan. Yugi's sexy little friends SHALL BE MINE. I tried to seduce Yugi to get his friends and him to join my little non-existant harem, but he declined, and said something about "having to find some unicorns" or something gay like that.

He didn't even ask his friends if they wanted to join. I'll bet that sexy Ryou would like some action. I even considered talking to Ryou about it. I asked my bodyguard if it was a good idea. He just said "My coon is not reflecting light." and stomped off.

What a world we live in. It's full of stupid prudes who think sex is bad. How is it bad? It's NATURAL! If humans weren't supposed to ave sex, we wouldn't have penises.

Anyways, I must leave now and plot the creatingness of my non-existant harem.

Goodbye.

A/N: That was weird. Again, read the Author's note if you haven't. It is quite important.