Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature (later chapters) and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: ...none again I guess.
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Shino/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language, Children Playing Under the Table, and Brief Miming Exercises.
Italics are smexy scenes again (still too lazy to edit XD) save for the two words at the end, those are whispers.
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And Ichi-chan!simply cuz she is my OSM friend and i lub herXD -glomps Ichi-chan-
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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Much to Naruto's surprise Sasuke didn't attempt anything while they studied, he had been almost certain he would too, but his black gaze remained intent on their work and his hands kept to themselves. Of course Kakashi was another story, he was next to molesting his teacher, in fact at the moment the poor man was trying to escape the perverts advances while the two sat on the couch. Taking pity on his teacher Naruto glanced at Sasuke who only shrugged, the blonde sighed.
"Iruka-sensei?"
Kakashi paused in attempting a sly kiss and Iruka looked over at Naruto embarrassedly.
"Y-yes Naruto?"
"Could I have something to drink?"
The relief flashed on Iruka's face before he smiled and stood uttering a undue polite excuse to Kakashi before almost running for the kitchen, Kakahi however, didn't seem to get the hint and smiled standing.
"I'll go see if I can help."
Naruto waited until the man had gone after Iruka before glaring at Sasuke.
"Uchiha."
Sasuke looked up innocently, "Yes?"
"Call off your uncle."
Sasuke shrugged, "Can't, he seems to have taken a liking to Iruka."
"So? Just because all of your family is doesn't mean the rest of the world is gay."
Sasuke scoffed putting down his pen and leaning back on his hands as he studied Naruto. The blonde was suddenly very uncomfortable with having all Sasuke's attention.
"W-what?"
"Who says I am gay?"
Naruto stared at him like he was stupid, Sasuke simply stared back evenly.
"Do you have memory problems or something?"
Sasuke shook his head and leaned forward making Naruto very aware of how close they really were at the small table. He slowly smirked and Naruto felt the boys leg move against his own.
"I'm not gay, Naruto. The facts I want you and you're a boy are simply a coincidence. I would want you even if your appearance or gender changed. I liked you from the first moment I saw you and the more I get to know you I li-ig moo muh."
Naruto had slapped a hand over the Uchiha's mouth and stared blankly, blushing to his ears while cursing the boy for the very embarrassing confession, Sasuke again shrugged.
"How can you say something that embarrassing so easily?"
Sasuke smirked removing Naruto's hands, "What? You're embarrassed?"
Naruto glared, "You should be too, stupid!"
Sasuke held his glare until Naruto felt something touch his leg and jumped, looking down he saw a pale hand moving toward his lap and blushed.
"That's not funny!"
Naruto pushed his hand off just to get his caught in a strong grip, Sasuke nodded seriously, "I agree, completely not funny."
His hand was back on his leg, this time resting on his thigh and making Naruto turn a deeper shade of red. Naruto tried to pull his hands back to shove him away again but the boy was annoyingly strong and didn't relent.
"Let go basta-..."
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Naruto gasped as his zipper was slid down and looked frantically at the kitchen door, the two men should be coming back any moment, what would he tell them when they walked in on this! Sasuke didn't seem to care however as he reached in Naruto's pants and boxers, a shiver went down Naruto's spine as long fingers wrapped around his length.
"D-don't! They are gonna see..nnn!"
Sasuke began pleasuring him with slow but sure strokes and Naruto glared up into the coal eyes.
"I don't care."
It seemed he really didn't as he continued the awesome torture of the blonde, Naruto had never had anyone else touch his...him, and was struck by how different it was from touching himself. Without making a conscious decision to, Naruto leaned back a little, resting his back against the couch behind him as Sasuke's thumb moved over his tip and quickened his hands motion, squeezing a little on the up stroke.
"Unn...If they see- ahh...if they see this, you'll get in trouble.."
Sasuke chuckled as he quickened his pace again, making Naruto twitch and muffle a moan. The voices from the kitchen were soon drowned out by the beating of his heart, Naruto wanted to smack the boys hands away like before, pull away and shout...But damn. Sasuke was really good at this! The blonde attempted to make himself feel better by chanting how much he hated the boy and trying to make himself glare. Somehow the look turned into something like a pleading look though as Sasuke smirked. Sasuke leaned forward cooing near his forehead as Naruto bent over the table after a particularly pleasant stroke.
"Don't worry, I won't pull away, not with you looking as edible as you do."
Naruto blushed worse and Sasuke squeezed the boy, making him gasp.
"However, I would suggest trying to hold in your voice, Naruto-kun...they are coming back."
Even that managed to get to his brain through the pleasure, Naruto sat back up, feeling Sasuke's hand and his own hard length against his stomach. Wincing at the waves of mind numbing stimuli he pressed his hands down on Sasuke's, stilling the pumping of the Uchiha's hand.
Naruto leaned in, hissing urgently to the boy, "S-stop it!"
"Hm? Why? Didn't you want me to continue a moment ago?"
Naruto glanced at the door and back at Sasuke, anger giving way to sheer panic. Iruka was the closest thing he had to a father, he really didn't want the man to see this!
"Just stop asshole! I don't want them to see!"
Sasuke smirked, "I might...if you go on a date with me."
Naruto didn't even have the privilege to be shocked as the door swung half open, Kakashi was still speaking to Iruka thankfully but all the brunette had to do was turn his head.
"F-fine, jerk!"
Unfortunately he had yelled that, quickly pushing his shirt over his lap Naruto felt Sasuke withdraw as Iruka and Kakashi looked at them.
"...Is there a problem boys?"
"No. Just discussing the assignment."
The men gave them curious looks but Naruto was refusing to look up from the suddenly very interesting spot on the table. Deciding they didn't know what he shouted about and probably wouldn't they brought out two glasses of water and again went back to the couch. Naruto glared up at Sasuke and the boy smirked, his head tilted to lean on his fist as he watched Naruto. Sasuke opened his mouth, silently speaking to Naruto.
"Ganbatte."
Naruto blushed and glared, "Asshole."
Sasuke chuckled before going back to his work, Naruto glared for a while more, that guy was such a perverted bastard!
To Be Continued!
A/N: Liar spell check! Naruto is a name! A naaaaaaaaame! Damn it!