Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature (later chapters) and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: Interview With a Vampire is a Movie/Book by Anne Rice highly recommended if you haven't seen it yet and any and all Anne Rice Books are highly recommended, especially her Vampire Chronicles. Lestat pwns! Also apparently the title of this fic is the same as some book...i dunno, ask anon.
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language and Stalkers with some making out in hallways and perverted lingo.
A/N: tee-hee, let us remember people, we're reading a story about things the would never happen with people from an anime that never could happen. I think we'll let Sasuke slip in without previous school records XD However if you are determind, then lets say Sasuke stole someone elses file after killing and draining the person (Itadakimasu!) then put his name on their file and entered with that. K?
I dedicate this chapter to Trekiael who is a OSM reveiwer, your comments always make me smile and Hell's Sorrow who makes me whoot with each review! Thanks guys!
lol take heart my dear Azamiko, it will have a ending you will like i promise! You'll see there is more thought in their actions then they...errr...thought XD
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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Naruto wanted to bury himself deep in the earth and hide. He couldn't believe he actually said he would go on a date with that...that...THAT GUY! The blonde's head fell to his desk again with a dull 'thud' His friends had been asking him what was wrong all day but he couldn't tell them! They wouldn't understand, he didn't want to go on the date, but if he didn't...he didn't even want to imagine what would have happened. So all because the Uchiha was a sick guy he had a date with him tonight after school. He had been avoiding the boy all day but he, somehow, knew where he lived so hiding wasn't an option. If he went over to one of the others houses he might be able to get away, but he wasn't on great terms with their parents after spray painting everyone's hair orange, though he'd thought of it as an improvement.
So he was stuck in his date, he just hoped they didn't run into anyone from school, maybe he could convince Sasuke to go to the library for the date. None of his friends went there. The blonde hoped and prayed for the day to go slow and at least help delay the inevitable, but it wasn't happening. As if just to spite him the day was speeding along and before he knew it, or could beg for it to stop, it was over. The final bell rang and his head shot off the desk, looking something like a frightened deer he looked around the room. Sasuke wasn't in his last period class thankfully, but he knew he didn't have long to detach himself from his friends and race home.
"So are we going to the arca"
"Sorry guys, would love ta, but I can't." Naruto was still glancing around as he smiled weakly and gathered his things, he avoided looking at the curious faces now watching him. "But maybe tomorrow, later!"
With that he grabbed his bag and shot out of the classroom, just to get out the door and bump into a rather warm wall. He prayed it was a wall. If there was any sense of justice at all it would be a wall. PLEASE BE A WALL!
"What? Finally deciding to give in to the inevitable or are you just trying to make me want you more?"
Naruto jumped away flattening himself against the wall as he blushed at the accusation.
"Neither!"
Sasuke smirked and smiled slyly at the blonde, a look that made him get chills down his spine.
"I see. Well, what time do you want me to come by, or do you just want to leave from here?"
Naruto groaned as he noticed his friends watching them from the classroom, "I have to go home and change..."
Sasuke nodded, "Okay, then I'll come over at 5?"
Naruto looked away from the pairs of eyes he felt boring holes through his back, curious why he was conversing with the dreaded Uchiha.
"Whatever."
With that as parting Naruto shot passed the boy, blushing like a mad man and dashing down the hall. Once he was sure he was far enough away he slowed, at least enough to spot a familiar tuft of silver hair in a classroom. Naruto took a step back and watched Sasuke's uncle talking to a very uncomfortable Iruka-sensei.
"What are you doing here?"
The two men jumped and Iruka smiled nervously, "Ah! Good afternoon Naruto.."
Kakashi smiled and waved, "Yo."
Naruto decided to repeat himself, he didn't like being ignored. "What are you doing here?"
Kakashi sat up from his leaning position on Irukas desk and shrugged, "I was just mentioning to your teacher here how much of a coincidence it is that I was hired here as a Health teacher. Who would have guessed we would be working so..closely...ne"
Naruto almost watched the blood drain from the brunettes face as the other man spoke. Kakashi, having answered the question, waved again and went back to leering at Naruto's favorite teacher. He wanted to help, but at that moment, he spotted his own problem coming down the hall and 'erked' before giving his teacher a sympathetic glance and taking off down the crowded hall.
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Sasuke watched Naruto take off and smiled to himself. His goal for the week, was to make Naruto his, next week he would worry about getting the boy to 'donate blood'. This date was the perfect chance, he was actually in a pretty good mood for once, even that damned pink haired annoyance had missed school today and hadn't been hanging off him. Normally she would pounce on him right after school and he would have to wrestle her off to get to Naruto in time. Sasuke sighed, girls were so tiresome...then again he found most males to be that way too. He really just wasn't a people person..err...vampire...whatever.
Sasuke smiled to himself, he really must be in a good mood to be thinking like such a simpleton. The Uchiha had his hands pocketed and was walking from the school when he saw Naruto paused by a door. However a second later he noticed him and took off, Sasuke smirked, that kind of reaction was really just too cute. Studying Naruto until the boy was out of sight Sasuke made his way to the door Naruto had been at and paused himself. Iruka was trying valiantly to get away from Kakashi who he heard was to be the new Health teacher as the old one had gone missing. The silver haired man caught his eye and smiled offering a small wave before turning his attention back to the brunette. Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked off, had the man not brought it on himself Sasuke may have thought about feeling sorry for the teacher. But he did, so he wasn't.
The sun didn't even bother him as much as it had before as Sasuke made his way toward his house, he would need to get some money from his stash he'd collected through the years. Plus he should change, but he was in no mood to buy clothes so he simply watched for anyone wearing something he liked. Luckily for him he didn't have to wait long before a boy in a pair of baggy white shorts and blue tee-shirt with a black button-up unbuttoned over it. Good enough. Sasuke followed him, really people these days had really lost any sense of self preservation. It made him wonder how many vampires were left, there couldn't be that many if they were no longer a constant threat.
They walked for a while when Sasuke figured they were secluded enough, pouncing and clapping a hand over the boys mouth Sasuke held him, ignoring the struggles as he found a vein and bit. The first time he'd had to do this it had made him sick, but really after you got used to it, it wasn't so bad. Finishing his 'meal' Sasuke quickly removed the clothes and shoved the body under a nearby car. He wiped his mouth and turned back toward his house, even from the school you could see the old building. He'd been working on getting it more or less up to code, but really until he knew if he was going to be conscious much longer, he didn't want to put forth the effort. Walking at normal human pace it took a while to get to his house and change, it turned out the boys clothes fit him fairly well, just a bit baggy.
And it was only 4, Sasuke got some money and decided to spend the rest of the waiting period spying on the object of his affections. With a very Kakashi-like smile plastered on his face he took off toward Narutos home.
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"Damn it!"
Naruto threw another shirt away from him in disgust, there was a pile of his clothes on his bed as he tried to change. He didn't want to seem like he was dressing for the Uchiha so he had originally picked out some regular shabby clothes. However then he thought about how smug that bastard would be if he showed for their date looking like trash. So then he'd tried something nicer but looked like he was trying too hard!
He glared at his reflection in his closet mirror, this was stupid. He grabbed a black shirt and his orange jacket and some orange shorts throwing them on and looking at himself, this worked. Slamming the door he grabbed his shoes and pulled them on, running a comb through his hair and sitting with a determined huff. He had seriously thought about refusing to go on the date, but he didn't even know what the boy would do then, he was way too stubborn and strong. Either way Sasuke was going to be at his front door in a half an hour and he was having a heart attack.
He sighed closing his eyes, he needed to calm down, he was probably just nervous because his first date, which he'd been saving for Sakura-chan, was going to be with a boy. At least they weren't going to Sasuke's house, that place still gave him the creeps, he refused to forget those eyes staring at him from that coffin. The thought sent shivers up his spine, he had no idea how Sasuke was staying there!
He jumped as a knock came to his door and looked at the clock, Sasuke shouldn't be here for another 15 minutes. He went to the door and opened it, he wasn't even a bit surprised to see the Uchiha standing there.
"You're early."
"I'm eager."
Naruto fought and won against the blush stepping outside and closing then locking the door, Sasuke was quiet until Naruto turned back around. He was watching Naruto and smiling slightly.
"What's your problem?"
"Nothing, how do you feel about going to see a movie?"
Naruto shrugged trying to ignore his heart pounding, he hated this so much! Not even 5 minutes into this and he was already hyperventilating!
"Fine with me"
Sasuke nodded, the half smile half smirk still firmly in place, they left with Naruto again ignoring the cold stare from the man. Sasuke was actually being bearable, meaning he hadn't spoken again. In fact the boy didn't speak until they got within eyesight of the theater.
"What are we going to watch?"
Naruto blinked over at him and he nodded toward the cinema, "Which one?"
Naruto looked back to the sign showing all the now playing movies, there was some chick flick and a cartoon then some stupid book into movie and a vampire movie. Naruto shrugged, easy choice.
"Interview with a Vampire."
Sasuke slowly raised an eyebrow and smirked even more, "Really?"
Naruto was curious about the reaction but didn't ask, he wasn't about to let the boy think he cared.
"You like vampires? Or do they scare you?"
Naruto scoffed, "Vampires are okay, and no they don't scare me stupid. They are like the weakest horror movie monster in the world."
"You think?"
"Yeah, sunlight kills them, holy water kills them, garlic kills them, they can't fly over oceans or large bodies of water, they can't look at crosses or walk on holy ground. They have to sleep in a coffin and have to have dirt from their home country with them. They are completely exposed during the day while they are sleeping and they are way to suave."
Sasuke had listened to every word and with every word he smiled a little more until he started laughing. Naruto personally didn't see what was so funny, but Sasuke did have a nice laugh. On a purely I-hate-the-bastard-but-he-is-less-annoying-when-he-is-laughing way...
"You shouldn't believe everything you hear and see on movies, people like to embellish."
Naruto raised an eyebrow as they got in line for tickets, "What, you think I'm wrong?"
Sasuke shook his head, "I would never."
Naruto for some reason, blushed at that and rolled his eyes, really Sasuke was so stupid. Naruto was one of the biggest horror movie buffs around! He knew everything about the movie monsters, including vampires.
They got to the ticket booth and Naruto tried to pay but Sasuke beat him to it, smirking with the recent win they went to the candy counter and Naruto got a soda and some candy...okay...a lot of candy. He went to go pay that time but Sasuke tripped him and handed the girl the money while he was picking his face up from the floor.
Okay it was Sasuke 2 Naruto 0 Not a good start.
"Jerk, that really hurt."
"Like I said, it wasn't me."
Naruto scoffed and they went to their seats, after a brief fight for elbow room which Naruto won by telling Sasuke if he didn't give on something tonight he was going to announce to everyone that Sasuke was a pervert who molested people on trains. Sasuke came back with the fact that no one would believe him and Naruto told him he was right, but the sympathy his admirers would have for him for getting that kind of rumor spread about him would make them stick to him alllllllllllll day. That got him and he gave up the elbow room, Sasuke had even gone so far as to pout throughout the entire trailer previews part. Finally Naruto had to get him back to himself, a bad idea on hindsight, by offering him a drink of his soda. Sasuke eyed it suspiciously for a while before accepting. He must not have liked the kind though, he looked completely disgusted.
The movie was pretty decent, it was about the making and part of the lives of this one vampire, kinda a really whiny guy once you think about it, he wanted to become a vampire, was made into one then hated himself for it. Naruto had found it pretty interesting save for the parts where you were sure there was more than friendship between the guy vampires. It reminded him of the fact he was currently on a date with a guy he hated, Sasuke had strange reactions to strange parts of the movie. He would look more than a little confused at parts where they showed vampires being made and when they would show powers and such. When someone was killed he smirked and when a vampire was he looked uncomfortable.
Finally the movie ended, a rather interesting ending, then they walked for a while. They had decided to eat now, Naruto got to name the restaurant so they were going to have ramen. On the walk they actually talked a lot.
"Did you like the movie?"
"...More or less...You people idea's of vampires are a little childish and radical..."
"You people?"
Sasuke ignored it answering with only a shrug, "Next time we'll rent a movie, the selection at the theater is sad."
Naruto paused...next time?...There was going to be a next time? No, there won't be, so this would be the time to object right? He didn't, something he became more and more aware of with each passing moment. Sasuke had to have noticed to, and that was a problem! He should have just objected!
"Naruto?"
The blonde paused in his frantic thoughts and looked back, Sasuke was pointing to a shop beside him.
"Isn't this the one you said?"
Naruto laughed nervously, "Yeah. Sorry about that."
They went in and Naruto plopped down on a stool, they ordered a large miso ramen for Naruto and a medium pork ramen for Sasuke. Naruto got to chatting again, he tended to do so when nervous, Sasuke however was listening very intently commenting and nodding along to show his attention was centered on Naruto Once they got their orders Sasuke made the same face as with the soda and pushed his bowl toward Naruto.
"I'm not hungry."
Blue eyes searched him in surprise, "Are you sure, you didn't have anything at the movie theater either?"
Sasuke nodded, "I ate before I came to get you."
Naruto sighed eating his ramen and accepting Sasukes, "You know, I think you may be a vampire."
Sasuke smirked leaning his head on his hand on the counter. "Really?"
Naruto nodded, "Yeah, you don't eat, you are pale and creepy, plus you seem to know where I live without me telling you."
Sasuke nodded, "Granted, but I do eat, just not ramen, that trash isn't good for you anyways (Hey!) I prefer to think of my complexion as ethereal or more ivory like. As for me being creepy, I'll give you that one. And I know where you live because I followed you home when I saw you at my house."
Naruto choked on his ramen, coughing up the noddles and earning a glare from the boss of the ramen shop as he got bits of noodle and miso all over the counter.
"Excuse me! You followed me home!"
Sasuke nodded, "Why? When? How!"
The Uchiha laughed a little, "I followed you because I wanted you from the moment I saw you. I don't know how to answer when and how? I simply walked behind you, it helped you were so busy cursing that friend of yours and freaking out about demons and ghosts, that you didn't pay attention to much."
Naruto blushed and looked away now playing with his ramen, that had been kind of like a confession! How embarrassing!
"You know...stalking is against the law."
Sasuke smirked, "I wouldn't call it stalking, more like studying ."
"Studying?"
"Everything you did at every time during the day and night, every thought you thought every time you twitched, blinked, or spoke. I wanted to see and remember it all."
Naruto couldn't take it anymore he crossed his arms on the counter and buried his head in them. His face was probably bright red by now, that had been the second time Sasuke had said anything like that to him! Gahh! Embarrassing! And strangely enough he was starting to feel kind of bad for being so mean to Sasuke, that's almost an unhealthy type of like, seriously. He really felt pity for the poor boy!
"But I guess that makes me sound like more of a vampire doesn't it?"
Smirking he took a deep breath and raised his head, "Hell yeah! And creepier!"
Sasuke smirked, "That's fine..."
Naruto could tell he wasn't done, only he hesitated. "...But?" Naruto urged it on.
"But..." Sasuke leaned in a little, smirking all the while, "What I am thinking of sucking now, is not your blood."
Naruto rolled his eyes, blushing again and shoved Sasukes face back. "Kami-sama you're such a pervert."
Sasuke smirked and Naruto went back to his ramen, he'd planned on being mean and making the pale boy pay for his fill of ramen, but since he'd pitied him he decided to make this a little less painful and only ate 7 bowls of ramen. After Sasuke paid they left and headed for Naruto's house. He didn't want to admit it but the evening had been pretty decent. Naruto wasn't gay or anything so they couldn't be what Sasuke wanted, no fucking way, but maybe they could be friends...if he cut down on the love confessions and perverted talk.
Walking passed the man who flipped off Naruto (who did it right back) they went up to his apartment door, he stopped and unlocked his door. Sasuke stood silently beside him and he knew the Uchiha boy was waiting for something, a thanks for a good time, or something like that. Great. Naruto turned facing Sasuke and was reminded of the fact the boy was taller than him by a good few inches. Sighing he went to speak but the moment he opened his mouth his breath was stolen by lips covering his. Naruto gasped and his first instinct was struggle, and so he did, but as before it amounted to nothing. Finally the struggles died down and be stood, what now? Sasuke was still kissing him and now that he was panicking, he was aware of the arms wrapped around his waist loosely.
A tongue slipped into his mouth, bringing with it the taste of Sasuke, it shocked Naruto how...not disgusting it was. If he forgot it was Sasuke and simply centered on the kiss, it was actually kind of nice. Naruto relaxed a little his mouth moving against Sasuke's in what could be described as a weak kiss back. After a moment Sasuke pulled back and Naruto was able to breath again, but only for a second as Sasuke closed in once more, locking lips and tongue with the smaller boy. Naruto had given up all thoughts of fighting it now as he allowed Sasuke to search his mouth and hands to move from his waist to his arms and neck. Once hand slide around his neck, pulling him in deeper and the other slid down, pushing up the shirt and jacket until the pale hand touched skin.
Of course that one touch that shot fire through Naruto exploding like millions of firecrackers in every nerve, was all he needed to get pulled back to the real world.
SHIT!
The boy pulled back, refusing to meet Sasuke's eyes as he opened the door, "Gotta go! G'night!" With that he slammed the door and took off to stand on the other side of the room covering his mouth with a hand and staring wide eyed. He knew the boy was still outside the door and the thought was scaring him more than anything else in his short life had.
"Goodnight Naruto."
As the muffled voice came through the door he dove under his blanket on the bed, peaking out from under them like a child during a rainstorm. He wasn't sure what scared him more, the fact that Sasuke had kissed him and he'd kissed back, or the fact that he wanted to do it again. Pulling the blanket over his head he screamed into the mattress, of course he didn't realize when he pulled back up, he was grinning like an idiot.
-TBC!-
Wow...9 pages, that may be my longest chapter yet. Sorry for being unoriginal with the date, it's been a while since I have been on one for research purposes. TT.TT Anyways hope you enjoyed, Sasuke and Naruto will be getting more intense in these chapters, maybe working up to a lemon and whatnot, so I may stop posting it on FF (don't want to draw too much attention to the fact most if not all of my stories are more suited for AFF (can't get on there at the moment)) If I do stop I will put the link to where I will be posting the story in my profile m'kay!