Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature (later chapters) and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: Mizugokoro is a manga, well a one shot XDD I don't know the Mangaka's name but I think it's sweet lunacy that scanilated it. I really like it for some reason XD not much plot or Character intro but wow the art -droolz- Anyways I highly recommend reading it if you can get it. You can always get it off IRC (#sweet-lunacy. I don't know if they have direct downloads on their site( XDD Gomen!
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language, making out, and embarrassed Sasuke XD
Nadramon: tee-hee, I know, I couldn't write a violent scene to save my life, but a sex scene, please! I am a PROFESSIONAL! -shrugz- what can I say, I'm all about the love baby! XDD andI make Naruto the uke because he IS the uke! MWUAHAHAHAHA! SASUnaru 4eva!
Trekiael: GAH! I think you may be one of my favorite reviewers! You can almost read my freakin' mind! XD
Mazoku-Princess: Yayness! I had hoped someone would catch that problem XD I have an aweful memory,I searched all over for what dayI made it but couldn't find it soI pulled one out my arse! Yippie! Good to know my mess up was only slightly noticeable. And sorry, I'll try to remember what dayI made it from now on ; Anyways for future notice, it was ThursdayI think XD
Sorrosa Girlie: 'Sasuke could start a thrift store with all the shit he gets from his victims' That had me laughing for a good minutes XD Tee-hee! Oh and no worries,I feel your pain, everyone and their freakin' brother had to pop up whileI read stories too. -.-
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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"Sa-Sasuke..."
The Uchiha could barely contain a slight moan at the sound of his name being so breathlessly spoken by his Naruto. The boy stared up at him, blue eyes dancing with an unnamed emotion, cheeks pink from Sasuke's closeness. The Uchiha smiled leaning down to steal a kiss from the blonde.
"Naruto..."
Thud!
Sasuke calmly pushed the book out of his face and grinned wearily at the smaller boy who was glaring and had a vein thumping visibly in his forehead.
"I told you not to do this type of stuff here asshole!"
Sasuke sighed and sat back in his chair ignoring the mixed looks from his classmates. Kurenai-sensei was so shocked at the open display of homosexuality that she decided to ignore it, denial was a good route. However most of the others weren't taking it so well, both the fan girl nightmares, Sakura and Ino, were in the class and glaring daggers at Naruto. The younger boys friends, save Shino and Chouji, were laughing silently behind their hands, but Chouji who was simply grinning between handfuls of chips and Shino simply smirked. In the rest of the class there were mixed feelings, some girls were sending death glares at Naruto while some were giggling hysterically and blushing.
The boys looked shocked and some disgusted while others simply looked. Really it was pretty much your typical reaction when you show up to school one day and the most sought after new guy is kissing the class nuisance in the entry hall. Which is exactly what had happened thanks to Sasuke's persuasive whispers and Narutos barely accepted attraction to the other boy. That's right, the Uchiha had finally gotten Naruto! Now to get him to give up some blood. Sasuke's face fell at that one. It had taken up two of the roughly three weeks he had to get the boy, now he was going to have to convince him to give up some blood...it would be easier to make him confess his undying love for Sasuke in front of the whole school.
"But I thought we were dating now, is it so bad to make out with your own boyfriend?"
Naruto was blushing faintly, having gotten used to the boys perverted talk, "It is in Science! Cut it out already."
The Uchiha smirked, "Fine, as long as you let me come over after school."
Naruto puffed his cheeks in a pout as Kiba spoke behind him, "He can't dude, he has to work today."
Sasuke shrugged, "Then after that."
The mouthy boy thought and nodded, "I guess there is nothing wrong wi-..."
"Will you please stop making dates for me!"
Kiba sat back pouting and stole a chip from Chouji who glared, "It's not like you make any yourself."
Shino nodded, "He has a point, you two have been together for two days now, you should start dating."
"What are you my personal dating service!"
Naruto heard more than one scoff at that and blushed, "And anyways when I want to go out with him I will say so. I am busy tonight. Sorry."
Hn. As if that feeble excuse would keep Sasuke away, seriously, even Naruto had to know that by now. Leaning in so his lips brushed Naruto's ear Sasuke spoke slowly and loving every shudder that passed through the boy.
"Don't make me have to take you here..."
"Why you son of-..."
A dry cough sounded and the boys turned smiling sheepishly at Kurenai-sensei who was blushing slightly while narrowing her red tinted eyes with her hands on her hips.
"Boys, could you please leave these...activities for after school?"
Naruto blushed a little before nodding and waving his hands in front of him, "Yeah! Sorry!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes but sat back while Kiba laughed behind his hand and Shikamaru mumbled something about 'troublesome guys' Sasuke quickly scribbled a message down on the paper before tossing it to Naruto. The blonde glared but opened it and read it.
'Naruto-
I'll see you tonight.
-Sasuke.'
The blonde hissed something at him but Sasuke tuned him out, he decided the boy would need another lesson in how much he really did like the Uchiha's attention. That's fine.
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Naruto wanted to be pissed! After tossing that stupid note at him Sasuke proceeded to ignore him. Naruto figured it was the same deal as before and wasn't about to show Sasuke that he actually didn't like not having Sasuke bug him. Damn it! He'd gotten used to it! Naruto wanted to adamantly swear his hatred for the boy but he knew it was completely shot thanks to his overreacting the other day. Damn...he couldn't even deny it to himself...It was like Sasuke grew on him or something. Either way, just because Naruto didn't necessarily really hate him anymore didn't mean he had to be nice to him!
Naruto refused to give into Sasukes advances, mostly because they were still in SCHOOL! The two gave each other the silent treatment all day long after a particularly mean refusal, Sasuke pretending that Naruto didn't exist again and the blonde pouting through all his classes. He couldn't even muster a bit of pity when he saw Kakashi dragging Iruka into the hall closet during lunch. The brunette was blushing and trying to remove the hands from his waist and..err...lower. He'd spotted Naruto and started to ask for help but Naruto pretended he didn't see. He didn't want to see anyone that was related to the Uchiha bastard! Of course he regretted that later when Iruka had to leave school early because 'a hip injury' that, coupled with a wink from Kakashi was enough for Naruto to get the message.
Perverts.
His attitude that he had managed to keep fairly good all day, took a turn for the worst when Naruto saw Sasuke being escorted from the school by a group of girls he wasn't bothering to fight off. Naruto seethed. That asshole! Wasn't he the one telling everyone they were together! He can't just turn around and go play with girls! Naruto glared worse and had half a mind to throw his bag at the asshole. The only thing stopping him was he knew it was exactly what the raven-haired boy wanted. The boy decided to chalk it up to another bad day courtesy of the Uchiha-bastard. He left school with Chouji who was going to walk with him to the restaurant. They had to wear a uniform so Chouji and Naruto changed at his house.
"Come on Naruto, we're going to be late!"
Naruto looked at himself in the mirror again, not bad! He looked good! Turning again Naruto grinned at himself in the mirror. They were both wearing black pants with pressed button up white shirts and name tags though because Choujis mother made them his read, 'Naru-chan' They both had to wear small black hats with 'Mizugokoro' written on them. Mizugokoro was the name of the restaurant, which he didn't mind as long as he looked good in their uniforms, which he did! Thankfully Sasuke wasn't around, he would get all perverted again!...Narutos grin fell as the memory of Sasukes annoying mood swings came back. Really, he was such a fucking baby!
The boys hurried from his house and were beginning to think about running when a voice stopped them in their tracks.
"What's with the look brat?"
Naruto paused and turned, he hadn't even noticed they had passed Tsunades pachinko parlor. The well endowed woman was leaning against the entry way with a bottle of sake and a pink tint to her cheeks.
"Yo Tsunade-baa-chan."
"Oh! Naruto-kun!"
Coming from the depths of the loud building her assistant Shizune came out and smiled while ripping the bottle from her bosses hands.
"You look nice!"
"Thanks. I got a job with Chouji, these are the uniforms."
Tsunade smirked, "Well, that's good. Getting your schoolwork done?"
"...We gotta go before were late! Ja Tsunade-baa-chan, Shizune-nii-chan!"
Waving and taking off Naruto avoided the question not missing the threat aimed at him of the woman swearing to march him to all his classes personally. The two decided if they were going to make it on time then a mad dash was in order. They raced through the streets, Naruto having to stop and wait for Chouji every once in a while as they ducked around people and cars. Thankfully they made it barely on time, Choujis father, a rather large man, patted their backs and almost sent Naruto flying.
"Hahaha! Barely made it boys!"
"S-sorry dad -pant- we had to -pant- t-talk to Narutos -pant- guardian..."
Naruto nodded not breathless but not about to put himself in line for another rib shaking slap on the back from the strong man.
"No problem, you can get started now, Naruto, stick with Chouji. He'll show you the ropes."
Naruto took a deep breath pushing all thoughts of irritating arrogant boys from his mind. It actually wasn't that hard, first they had to clean the cozy little place before the dinner rush, doing the dishes and replacing the candles in the center of every table. The main color scheme was red and black with a floral pattern. It had some interesting statues, flower arrangements and paintings lining the walls. There were a few large tables and a few small two person ones though the majority were suited for four people. Naruto and Chouji were to get them seated and menus with water then let the waitresses do their thing.
They picked up after them once they were done and cleaned the table then help where they could. The small place was rather popular, mostly with couples and small groups, probably because the intimate atmosphere. Either way Naruto was pretty busy, though that didn't keep a certain boy from occupying his thoughts. Every time he caught a glimpse of black hair he felt his heart stumble thinking Sasuke had followed him to his job. He would hear a deep voice and need to do a double take.
But Sasuke didn't show...Naruto took out the piece of paper rereading it and glaring at the elegant looking hand writing. He had said he would come by...not like Naruto was wanting to see him or anything.
Apparently the old saying about time flying when one is having fun was true, the hours whisked by until next thing Naruto knew it was eight at night. Miraculously, he noted as he removed his apron and shouted his goodbye to the others while pushing open the door with his elbow to leave, he hadn't thought of the Uchiha at all since the dinner rush had started! Naruto was actually rather proud of himself! Of course his pride didn't keep him from wondering when Sasuke was going to show, usually when the Uchiha said he was going to show, he did. Honestly he'd expected him to show at the restaurant. Surely...he couldn't still be with those girls...could he?...
Naruto felt a little unsettled at that but chalked it up to not wanting the new guy to take up all the girls for himself. Naruto walked, lost in his thoughts, until he was half way home. He had turned a corner and stopped himself seconds before bumping into a black tee-shirt. Naruto blinked at the chest in his face before straightening and glaring at Sasuke. It must have been the dim lighting or something, but Naruto had to admit, Sasuke always managed to look really...not good or anything!...just not too bad...the boy was wearing a black zip up turtle neck sweater over a blue shirt with black pants...he should try to work some colors into his wardrobe.
"You really shouldn't sneak up on people like that."
"Noted. Have fun?"
Naruto shrugged, "Yeah, there are some really cute girls who work there and this one lady even gave me a tip, telling me she liked my face."
...Okay, the last part was a lie. The tip was actually from some guy who thought it had been just too funny when Naruto accidently tripped and landed face first in a plate of Fried Rice, he'd thought it was entertainment that came with the meal...asshole.
"Trying to make me jealous? Maybe I should go there and eat sometime?"
Naruto caught the smirk on his face when he said that and didn't exactly like the feeling that came with it. He scoffed, side-stepping Sasuke.
"Sorry, freaky vampire stalkers aren't allowed."
Sasuke chuckled beside him where he had fallen into step, "Too bad. Still angry?"
Naruto looked away, "Who's angry, it was heaven not having to worry about being groped all day today."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"Hn. There's no such thing as heaven."
Naruto went to argue when he felt a pair of strong hands grab his shoulders and he was all but lifted off the ground, Sasuke tugged him into an alley nearby and pushed him up against a wall. Naruto was braced for some sort of impact but when it didn't come he slowly opened his eyes, his hands on Sasukes that were still on his shoulders.
"If you really didn't like me, you wouldn't let me kiss you. Normally guys would loath being kissed by another guy. Realize your own feelings Dobe."
"Don't cal-..."
Lips closed over his before he could finish his sentence and Naruto again felt his heart trying to make it's way out of his chest as his blood turned to fire pumping through his body. Sparks were shot off at every nerve ending igniting the places Sasuke was touching. Including the warm tongue invading his mouth. Naruto could do nothing as the erotic feeling of Sasukes tongue probing his mouth rendered him a dazed mass of Naru-goo. The heat and euphoria had his mind such a mess he wasn't even aware the taller boy had pulled away until the lips found his neck. Naruto swallowed hard trying to get his mouth to work. His mind was screaming orders out to hands to push, lips to shout, feet to run...but for all the yelling, his body really...didn't want to.
Sasuke nipped at the boy's skin just below his ear, mouthing his ear and making Naruto's legs almost buckle. It was good, it was really really good! Sasukes hands were tangled in Narutos own while lips and tongue traveled the expanse of tanned skin. Shit!...The shouting in the blondes head had slowly died down until one word was echoing through it.
"M-More..."
Sasuke pulled back giving Naruto a completely honestly shocked look and the blonde realized it wasn't echoing through his head, it was echoing through the alley! He said it out loud! Nooooooo! He was doomed! Sasuke was going to rape him right here, he had triggered the evil horny Sasuke!(though he was sure that was the only Sasuke) However that wasn't what he got.
Sasuke blushed and backed up releasing him completely.
Naruto stared in shock to entire he even forgot the pleasure that had caused him to say such a pleadingly pleasured demand. Sasuke looked away, the blush very apparent on his cheeks as he silently stood.
"...Sasuke?...You okay?"
The boy nodded clearing his throat while refusing to meet Narutos eyes.
"...You surprised me..."
You could almost hear the blondes mind breaking. Whistles and alarms went off as brain cells ran screaming for shelter and steam poured from his inner workings. System meltdown would be complete in 3...2...1...Ding!
"...What!"
Sasuke got embarrassed! He could barely believe his eyes, the boy was trying to calm himself and Naruto could do little more bu stare. He couldn't believe it...Sasuke was...actually...really cute! The laughter started out just a small giggle behind his hand until it turned into a full out laugh that had Naruto doubled over and clutching his stomach.
"GYAHAHAHA! That's great! You've been sexually harassing me all week and when I finally ask for more, you get too embarrassed to continue!"
It was too much, tears sprang up in his eyes as he slid down the wall unable to hold it in, Sasuke was too much! The Uchiha found it much less entertaining and simply waited calmly sulking while waiting for Naruto to calm down. The image of the Uchiha pouting wasn't helping Narutos giggle fit. It took almost a full 10 minutes for Naruto to get himself under control or at least to the point of small laughs every 30 seconds.
Sasuke uncrossed his arms and reached out taking Narutos hand, the laughter had put the boy in such a good mood he didn't pull away or even get upset when he was pulled out of the alley and down the street.
"-laugh-Where are we -laugh- going?"
Sasuke smirked back at him, pulling the boy up and locking an arm around his waist as he spoke.
"Your place. I'll show you what I find funny."
Naruto really didn't feel like laughing anymore...
-TBC!-
La-de-da, sorry,I am spacey today,I know the update seemed to take forever soI am not sure if it actually did, however, if it did GOMEN! -bows-
Anywho enjoy and yuppers, next chappie is a doozy! XDD -giggles-