Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: Hmm...Props for the big mac, large fry, and Soda Naruto had at McDonalds. Mmmm...McDonalds...-is hungry now-
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language, Deep Thinking, and Mushy Naruto's.
DOA walked in and cleared her throat, preparing to address the group of Sasunaru fans, set to read her story.
"AngelsWind, tee-hee, you're cute! XD Out of all the rulesI have smashed into tiny bits with my fics here on FF,I think replying to reviewers is the least worrisome. However,I understand what you mean. That's why this isn't a reply to a review, it's part of my story." DOA smiled winningly at Angels-chan and pointed to the story-like format.
Turning from Angel-chan she looks to Trekiael and stares. And stares some more...just when Trekiael is getting uncomfortable DOA pounces and glomps while screaming "I LOVE YOUUUU!" (XD)
Continuing on her list she looks to Nadramon while still glmoping Trekiael, "No worries,I wasn't hurt, it's funner on my part to get interestingly complicated reviewers like you all,I enjoy the comments, and took no offence,I am glad your here with us!" DOA finally released Trekiael and ponces on Nadramon. "Share the loooove!"
And finally DOA, still glomping her beloved reviewers, looks to DarkRuri, "Hmm...I liked Nadramons (could-be)flame a lot more than yours. But everyone is entitiled to their opinionI guess. Though whenI become president that will change" DOA begins laughing manically as she marches from the room still glomping Nadramon.
Fin XDD
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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Naruto hummed to himself as he grabbed a soda and plopped on the couch, it had actually been a pretty relaxing day. He'd slept forever then went visited Tsunade and Shizune, they weren't pleased about his recent skipping school but thanks to his smooth talk (promising not to miss another day for the rest of the year) they let it go. It had been nice, it helped he had a wonderful mood, amazing what a good orgasm could do for you! Naruto smiled to himself, really every time he replayed it in his mind he had to come to one conclusion...he was beginning to really like Sasuke. Of course there was no way he was going to tell the other boy that, he didn't want him to know he was getting to him that much.
Just then the object of his thoughts came in the door, Naruto smiled before erasing it and replacing the happy look with a dry stare.
"How did you get in, Teme?"
Sasuke turned and smiled at him, walking up and dropping something in his hands as he leaned down and placed a kiss on the blondes temple.
"I took your keys, Dobe."
"Hey! You can't just steal someone else's keys!"
Sasuke smirked sitting in a chair, "Would you have let me back in if I hadn't?"
Naruto simply shrugged, something was different about Sasuke...he seemed calmer.
"What's gotten into you?"
"Meaning?"
"Meaning, you seem less perverted and insane."
Sasuke looked as if he was giving it ample thought as he pulled a soda out of a bag he'd brought in with him and tossed it to Naruto.
"I guess I finally figured something out today."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Really...What?"
Sasuke ignored the question, "I was told by Kakashi that Iruka thinks you're going to fail."
Naruto choked on his soda and glared, that weirdo went and saw teachers on a Saturday! "S-so! I'll be fine!"
Sasuke smirked and pulled out a bunch of papers, tossing them at Naruto as he smiled, "Extra credit."
Sasuke was smiling sweetly but Naruto simply glared. Stupid Sasuke! However all his ranting and raving did no good as he was all but forced to the table and into a chair. Sasuke sat next to him and they worked through it together, Sasuke was predictably smart, something that pissed off the blonde. Naruto had to muffle laughter when Sasuke got so frustrated at Narutos math skills (or lack there of) that he tackled the boy though Naruto had seen it coming and moved so Sasuke tumbled over his chair. Honestly now that the moody boy had figured out whatever it was he had today, he seemed almost kind of fun. After Sasuke had picked himself up Naruto had been about to bolt from the look of death on his face, but was saved by the door bursting open and his friends coming in.
"Hey!"
Naruto tensed a little for the comments that were sure to come, however they only nodded to Sasuke, greeting the boy in their own ways before relaxing around the living room.
"Oi, Naruto! What's say we go to the arcade before you go to work?"
Naruto glanced at Sasuke before looking to the boy who had spoken, "Well, I guess I wouldn't mind.."
"Good, You coming Uchiha?"
Sasuke nodded standing a little too close behind Naruto though no one seemed to notice or care.
Kiba looked over the couch at them, "Good, What time do you go to work?"
"Umm...7 I think."
Sitting on the floor Shino looked at his watch, "That gives us about 4 hours to kill."
"Heh, maybe we should go get some girls!"
The lazy brunette scoffed in his chair facing the window. "And take them where?"
"Here!"
Sasuke scoffed this time, "As if you'd know what to do with them."
Kiba blushed while everyone chuckled at that, knowing how the boy enjoyed telling tall tales. The dog-like boy growled, only helping the image.
"Shut up! Don't get cocky just because you have a boyfriend asshole."
Naruto blushed and Sasuke smirked snaking an arm around his waist, "Don't get jealous just because you still have to use your right hand and I don't have to because I have his."
Even Kiba smirked at that, Naruto glared over his shoulder but Sasuke was smiling at him in such a way that his anger melted right away.
"Stupid..."
"Okay then girls are out."
"Doubt you could get one without a 20 dollar down payment anyways."
"Listen asshole you've got one more time-..."
"So to the arcade?"
While Kiba and Sasuke shared a glare before everyone got up and headed out the door, Naruto hung back and watched while Sasuke mingled with his friends, though they didn't love each other, they did get along...kinda. Still, it was a good feeling to know the boy fit into his world, though he was rich and had a smug attitude, he seemed like he was fine being with Naruto and his friends.
They made it to the arcade and Naruto found, much to his chagrin, that Sasuke was really good at most of the games. Unfortunately they both had a competitive side. The only time Naruto beat him was when they played the racing games, which Sasuke had issues with, and the once (or twice) that Naruto...tilted the scales in his favor by getting really close to the Uchiha. His attention would shift from the game to Naruto and the blonde would score, of course after a while Sasuke caught on and promised the blonde would regret getting his attention if he did it again. Naruto, afraid of provoking the perverted side of Sasuke, let it go and decided not to play against Sasuke for a while.
They tired of the arcade after 2 hours and Kiba shouting that everyone else cheated and decided to go eat. They chose McDonalds as it was closest and cheapest, they sat and ate, his friends taking the liberty to regale Sasuke with stories of Naruto many embarrassing moments. They told him everything! From the time he was dared to streak through the school and slammed into Sakura who has hated him ever since, to the time he had been a little drunk on Shinos fathers alcohol and decided he needed to steal a lawn mower and mow the carpet in his apartment halls.
Naruto stopped them after a while, only getting the loud voices to shut up because he shouted about needing to get ready for work. He Sasuke and Chouji left, parting ways with the large boy a few blocks away so he could go to his house and change. Naruto and Sasuke continued back to his house.
"Ne...Sasuke?"
"Hmm?"
"Is it okay that you didn't go home?"
Sasuke smirked pocketing his hands as he spoke, "There is no one waiting there for me anyways. I would rather stay with you."
"If there is no one waiting for you, why live in such a big house? Besides it's falling apart."
The boy shrugged, "It's the only home I've ever had. I lived in that house with my family until the day they died, I guess it's a sentimental thing."
Naruto laughed, "No offense Teme, but I don't peg you as the sensitive kind."
The conversation flowed easily between the boys as they went back to Narutos, once there after passing the man outside who muttered curses at Naruto as he passed, they went to his apartment and Naruto changed back into his work clothes.
Coming out of the bathroom after changing Naruto looked at Sasuke who was sitting on the couch.
"I guess you're not planning to go home are you?"
Sasuke smirked staying silent as Naruto rolled his eyes wondering why he felt no unease about leaving the boy in his apartment alone. He grabbed his coat and looked back, "If you leave lock the door."
"Hurry back."
Naruto gave Sasuke a brief goodbye before leaving.
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Sasuke laid his head on the back of the couch, he'd label this a good day, he learned more about his Naruto and the boy seemed to have completely accepted him. Honestly Sasuke didn't think he could like the boy anymore than he did right now, if he were the romantic type he might even label his strong feelings for the boy as what they were. However Sasuke was hesitant to admit his feelings were that strong, if he finally said it, even to himself, it would make having to leave him worse. Yeah, Sasuke had made up his mind.
He wasn't going to do it.
He cared way too much for the blonde, if he was going to disappear from the boy's life in the next few days, he would rather it be on good terms. He didn't want Naruto to think he was some freak who wanted to drink his blood as some weird kink, he much preferred he was thought of as a normal pervert. Of course, knowing that the next time he woke up Naruto would be dead and gone...it sent pricks of pain through every inch of his body...But it was probably better this way. He'd leave a note or something telling the blonde he was asked to go back to America or something and that would be that. He would try again the next time, maybe with someone who's opinion of him mattered less.
But Kami-Sama...he was going to miss him.
Trying not to think of it Sasuke stood and traveled the apartment taking in what he hadn't been able to see from his perch outside and his position last night. He hadn't been able to come in the apartment before, one of the few things the stories had gotten right, he had needed to be invited in. However now that he had been he could come and go as he pleased, it was almost a shame he wouldn't have a chance to put that into good use. Sasuke ignored the thought and smirked when he saw the porn magazines sticking from under the corner of Naruto's bed. He pulled them out and thumbed through them rolling his eyes. The people in those things were trying way too hard, he dropped them on the bed before turning and going into the bathroom, boring and messy, Sasuke sighed at the loud orange bath towels and bright yellow shower curtain. This boy had no taste for being as cute as he was.
Deciding there was not much he could find out about Naruto that he couldn't from just asking the boy, he decided to wait for him, sleep maybe, though his body didn't need to sleep he could still do it and did from time to time. Relaxing on the bed he inhaled the scent of Naruto, maybe he could take one of the boys pillows back to the coffin for when he needed to go back to his long sleep. He usually didn't dream, but maybe if he fell asleep with the blondes sent surrounding him he could dream of him for the next 100 years. That would at least make it bearable.
"Damn..."
Sasuke turned burying his face in the pillow, he was depressing himself again! Sighing Sasuke stood removing his jacket before going to the window, not even bothering with the door and jumping out. Landing soundlessly on the nearby building he went to the edge facing the street and waited for someone to pass by. He was getting hungry and wanted to relieve some tension.
-To Be Continued!-
A/N: Well, I figured I would stop here because I have decided most lime, lemons and other citrusy scenes as a chapter unto themselves so it's easier to avoid them if you're not looking to read about boys fondling boys. (Who wouldn't want to!) XD
The next chapter will be an appology for this one...it was so boring...O.O