Chapter 3-Orochimaru Ramen Surprise
Taka, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura set off to find and bring back all the ramen.
"Gaara do you want chicken or beef!" Taka asked.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean!" Kankuro yelled.
"Idiot she's talking about the food that Sakura bought from the shop CHICKEN and BEEF!" Temari explained.
"Chicken!" Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke said.
"Beef!" yelled Kankuro, Temari, and Sakura.
"Here you go Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Temari, and Sakura!" Taka said giving them there food.
"What about my food!" Kankkuro asked.
"Sorry, but you don't get any food because you're an idiot!" Taka shouted.
"But what about Naruto he's an idiot!" Kankuro shouted.
"No I'm not !" Naruto shouted.
"But Naruto is a good idiot!" Taka yelled.
They suddenly saw a huge gate right in front of them.
"This must be the gate to Sound Country!" Gaara said.
"Hey you kids what are you doing!" the gate guard asked.
"We're here because we are looking for a cross-dressing cousin!" Taka explains.
"Go right ahead then!" said the gate guard.
"Thanks!" Taka yelled.
Once Taka and the others got in the gate, they walked to tree and then Taka said, "Let's go get the RAMEN of LIFE!" Taka shouted.
"We should check the tower right in front of us!" Gaara said.
"What ever you say SWEETUMS!" Taka said while pinching his cheeks.
"I SMELL RAMEN!" Naruto screamed while jumping up and down.
"Will you Shut the hell Up!" Kankuro yelled while punching Naruto.
"Hey I see something, I-It looks like a Cross-dresser!" Taka Creamed and went to hide.
"It's only Orochimaru, Taka!" Gaara said while holding her tight.
"What are you here for!" Orochimaru asked looking at Taka with lust.
"WE WANT THE RAMEN!" Taka and Naruto shouted.
"The Only way you'll get the ramen is if I get a kiss from that beautiful women over there!" he said while pointing at Taka.
"If I refuse!" Taka shouted.
"If you refuse you all have to Cross-dress and you have to dance!" Orochimaru said.
"Fine ,but no tongue you sick bastard!" Taka yelled.
Taka starts up to Orochimaru and gives him a kiss like he asked.
"Now give us the Ramen!" Taka said.
"Here you go!" Orochimaru said while handing her all the ramen he stole.
"Bye-Bye cross-dresser!" Taka says happily.
"Thank goodness now I can go home and relax!" Kankuro said with relief.
"Wait Kankuro you don't get to relax, you have to clean the house!" Taka said.
"Shit why does this always happen to me!" Kankuro cried.
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura left the sound village to bring back the ramen to Konoha. While Taka, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro headed back to Suna
A/N:I hope you like the thrid chapter Please R&R. I will take and appriciate constructive critisism,but if your just going to be mean don't even bother.