Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: Hmmm...none! Again! Gahhh! -throws up hands in frustration-
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language, gossip and Overly Perceptive Shino's XD Nothing bad actually...I don't think...;
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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There was a buzzing by his ear, awakening the last Uchiha to the brand new day. The moment Sasuke woke up he knew this was going to be the day, he felt tired and sluggish and irritable. Damn it. And after he'd finally made Naruto his...In his mind, as he lay on the bed ignoring the alarm clock buzzing in his ears and the sun beating down through the window, he played out what it would be like to spend his life with the boy. There would be arguments, of course there would, they were both too stubborn and proud for there not to be. But there would good times too, times like last night and the night before, times like the other day when they spent it smiling and laughing with Narutos friends.
Needless to say, the Uchiha was in a terrible mood.
There was a crash and the alarm clock stopped just to be replaced, "Hey Teme! Get up! Because of you we're both going to be late!"
The voice that he usually loved to hear rang through his head and grated on his nerves, calming himself the raven-haired boy finally pushed his incredibly heavy body up and out of the bed. Naruto was grabbing at the clothes on the ground cursing Sasuke while wearing only a black button up shirt. It didn't even go passed his bare hips and Sasuke had to smile at the picture of ravishment before him, if only he had the energy! Picking up his clothes and dressing again, not even prepared to deal with the Gakuran uniform today. Naruto noted this and paused.
"Why aren't you in uniform? You skipping or something?"
Sasuke nodded, "I don't feel like going today."
Naruto scoffed rolling his eyes, "Please, if anyone shouldn't feel like going it's me, Teme! Four times is too much, Asshole! I can barely move thanks to you!"
To prove his point Naruto stood picking up the clothes and shuffled over to his hamper walking like an idiot. Sasuke smiled at that, his mood lightening slightly. Naruto turned and came back over to where Sasuke stood, now fully dressed. Before the blonde could get out another word Sasuke wrapped his arms around his neck, pulling him in and hugging the boy. His head was tipped down so his forehead rested on Naruto's head and he inhaled the boys scent as arms came around and wrapped themselves around Sasuke. They stood silently like that for a moment before Sasuke spoke again.
"Then stay. We can spend all day together."
"No way! My hips hurt enough as is and I-..."
"We don't have to have sex. Just stay here with me."
Naruto was quiet this time as Sasuke watched bright yellow stands of oddly silky hair move with his breathing.
"...'kay."
Sasuke smiled and kissed the top of the blondes head feeling his smile against his chest where the blondes mouth was brushing skin. Looking up at him slyly Naruto spoke again, grinning like a mad man.
"Well, we can still have sex..."
Sasuke felt a huge 'but' coming on and lifted a thin black eyebrow in question.
"But I couldn't be on bottom because I'm hurt but you-..."
"We don't need to have sex. Lets ley back down."
"H-Hey! That's not fair!"
Sasuke smiled to himself as he finally let his seemingly 1000 pound body rest again. Naruto grumbled but climbed in after him, Sasuke turned on his side and flung an arm around Narutos side, finding his hand and tangling their fingers. As their legs did the same. Naruto was using Sasukes arm as a pillow and their two other hands were clasped above their heads. Sasuke had his face close to Naruto so he could occasionally place a small kiss on his neck that was littered with marks. They lay there for the better part of the day talking and kissing and sometimes just laying there.
It went by way too fast.
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Naruto shifted in the bed slowly becoming conscious to the fact that there was no longer a warm body laying beside him. Shivering a little and scolding himself for only wearing the black button up to bed he sat up and looked around. The bathroom door was wide open so he knew Sasuke wasn't in there, neither was he in the kitchen nor on the couch. Assuming he had to run back to his house or maybe went to get something to eat because he refused to eat anymore of Narutos 'trash' ramen the blonde simply shrugged off the boys absence and waited.
And waited.
An waited.
"Maybe he decided to go to school" Leaning over to his phone Naruto dialed the automatically remembered numbers and waited as it rang.
'Yo.'
'Hey Kiba, is Sasuke in class with you?'
'Eh? No, I thought he had stayed at your place again. He hasn't shown up here all day.'
'You sure?'
'Yeah man. Why?'
'No reason. Later.'
'Ja.'
Naruto hung up the phone and stared at the blanket while thinking of where else Sasuke could be, getting food was out, he'd been gone way too long for that. But he could have gone to his house...Naruto shivered at the thought of going to the old place. He really REALLY didn't want to. After an hour or so of sitting on his bed arguing with himself Naruto decided that really he was being silly, Sasuke would come back at night. That big pervert would probably want to do it again. The thought made Naruto blush. After figuring he had a while Naruto opted for a shower and some ramen, maybe he'd even run down and see Tsunade-baa-chan or go see Iruka-sensei. Or he could hang out with the guys, odds are they would come over after school anyways.
Speaking of which it was going to be over soon, Naruto dressed in a pair of comfy jeans and a blue tee-shirt. Tomorrow was a Friday, he may as well go to school, that was is Sasuke didn't go all out on him again. Pulling on his sneakers Naruto left the apartment seeing the man who was always outside the building was gone. Not that he cared, that old asshole was always a dick to him, turning he decided to hang with Tsunade then go meet the guys from school. The woman took up a full 15 minutes with shouting at him for his lack of care abut his future. He broke his promise and she aught to kick his ass and such, Naruto knew she meant well but damn!
"Stop shouting hag you're freaking out your customers!"
That got her and though she did smack him for the hag comment she calmed sitting down again.
"What makes you think you can suddenly start ditching everyday? And on top of that I hear rumor you've got yourself a boyfriend?"
Naruto shrugged and took another drink of his soda so the woman continued.
"Iruka says you're being harassed by this boy, you know, that's not a good trait for a boyfriend."
"I'm not being harassed, he just pisses me off a lot. Besides he's not really too bad once you get to know him."
She didn't look like she bought it, a thin light brown eyebrow lifted and she smirked, "Whatever Brat. Just make sure you leave the sex and stuff until you at least hit puberty."
This time it was Naruto shouting, though to an outsider they would have seemed to hate each other, really the pair were extremely close. They just fought all the time, really, it was a loving mother son or maybe sister brother relationship...just carefully masked as a little punk and blonde drunk always going at it. Naruto calmed after a bit and after noticing she was smirking and not even paying attention.
"Anyways what's this about liking guys, I thought you had that thing for that Sakura girl."
"Nah, she's kind of a bitch anyways. Plus I don't like 'guys'. Geez."
"Mm-Hmm, how's everything?"
Naruto knew what she meant, Tsunade was one of his care-taker like persons, she would occasionally give him money and have him over for dinner. He really appreciated it.
"I'm fine. Besides I got a job now remember?"
"Do you like it?"
He shrugged, "Yeah, it's okay."
Looking over at the clock Naruto hurriedly slurped the rest of his soda before standing, "Gotta go, I'm going to meet the guys. Later Tsunade-baa-chan (don't call me that Brat!) Bye Shizune-nii-chan (bye Naruto-kun"
Naruto turned and dashed for the school, his hips were felling much better so he went at a jogging pace. Once he arrived at the school he ran (literally) into Shino who was waiting at the gates for everyone else. Naruto smiled and greeted the silent boy as usual but was more than a little uncomfortable when he continued his stare behind the shaded glasses.
"What?"
"...Why aren't you with Uchiha?"
Naruto shrugged, "I haven't seen him since this morning."
Shino coked his head slightly, almost unnoticeably to the left in a curious manner, Naruto raised an eyebrow but the curiosity was put on hold as Kiba shouted to them signaling the others arrival.
"Yo, Naruto."
"What's up?"
Naruto was about to comment with a casual nothing when Shino spoke.
"Uchiha hit it and left."
Naruto felt himself blush to the tips of his ears mostly from the bluntness in which it was said.
"I-I never said that!"
"I can tell."
Shika sighed whistling and clapping a hand on Narutos shoulder, "Wow man, that sucks, you finally put out and he leaves. Damn."
"Want us to find him?"
Naruto was tempted to take them up on the offer, but figured it probably wouldn't be a good idea, besides he'd see him later tonight, he was Sasuke after all. He was always around. Deciding to just enjoy the company of his friends Naruto started shouting about Shino being a closet pervert, which disturbingly enough, he didn't deny. Sasuke would definitely come by later.
-To Be Continued!-
And so it begins DUN DUN DUN Yes my darlings, this is the beginning OF THE END -insert creepy chick scream here-
I know, i made it happen right after they had sex...but i thought another boring chapter would just make it sound like i was avoiding getting to the end XD Anyways See ya loves!