A/N: The title means: Seize the throat. I thought it would be a good title for a story like this.

Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)

Props:...ummm...-runs-

Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.

Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.

Stuff for this chapter: Bad Language, blood and kissing W/blood XD Wee! Bloody play!

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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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As they pulled up to Uchiha mansion Naruto was completely speechless, that and pretty sure Kakashi-sensei was completely insane.

"...A Vampire?" Kakashi nodded happily. "Are you fuckin nuts!"

Naruto got out of the now parked car trying to avoid looking at the creepy old building and started walking away from it.

"Naruto wait-..."

"Now I know you're both related, you're both insane! Completely and totally nuts!"

Kakashi, who he was sure was standing back by the car not two seconds ago, grabbed his arm and stopped him. Naruto turned to glare and Kakashi spoke looking and sounding more serious than he thought the man could.

"If I'm not 'Completely and totally nuts' are you willing to walk away and never see Sasuke again?"

Naruto paused, he knew they were fucking with him, he knew it, he'd seen every vampire movie ever made and Sasuke had a reflection, could walk around during the day, and be on holy ground (assuming the boy has been in his back yard.) There was no way in hell it was the truth. Anger replaced the pervious depression and he fumed at the thought of them messing with him. It was like Sasuke had no respect for him!

Naruto ripped his arm from Kakashi's grip wincing and knowing he would have a bruise there later. Turning and clenching his fists he ground out between his teeth a somewhat understandable sentence.

"Whatever. Lets go."

The anger was just, they were treating him like a fucking idiot, he may not be incredibly smart but he would be damned if he allowed the rich bastard to toy with him! But...the anger was also in part to cover up his reluctance to go anywhere near the Uchiha house. Just standing in the driveway was sending chills throughout his small frame. Kakashi smiled and gestured him on accepting the angry reply and heading for the door. Naruto swallowed but allowed his anger to fuel his movements. He wanted answers, he wanted the truth, he wanted honesty, he wanted...he wanted to run!

The place was just as creepy as the last time he was there save a few things to show Sasuke had been here. The dust covered wooden floorboards were swept and the smashed chandelier was gone and there was a coat on the handrail leading up the stairs. It was still run down, and old, and dank, and dreary but it looked at least mildly lived in. Kakashi coughed, getting Naruto's attention, and jerked his head down the same hall they had gone in to get to the cemetery last time. Naruto froze.

"W-Wait...Can't...umm, can't he just come in here?"

"No, I told you, he's sleeping."

Naruto swallowed hoping against hope this was just a mean prank on Kakashi's side and Sasuke was really waiting for them behind a wall, giggling to himself.

"Aren't the beds..upstairs?"

Kakashi paused and looked up the stairs nodding to himself, "Yeah. But who said he was sleeping in a bed? That's not where vampires sleep when they are under the curse."

"Why not! He slept in my bed before!"

Kakashi took a moment to giggle like the pervert he was, making Naruto blush at his wording but maintain his glare.

"Hmm, I know, but when he going into his long sleep, it's second nature for his tired partly conscious body to drag him to a safe place to rest. I am sure it would freak a human out to see the same ageless body sleeping in a bed for 100 years."

Naruto could see the logic in that, but no one ever comes in here, he could just go to the bed. Seriously, he could guess, but he didn't want confirmation on where the boy was right now.

"Whatever."

Not even anger, which was fast being replaced, could make him walk through the graves, however something else made him. Though he was most certainly NOT happy about it! Walking practically on Kakashis heels the boy tried not to look around, he mentally thanked whatever God was listening that it was still about 4 o'clock and the sun showed no sign of moving passed the building tops in the distance.

The wove their way between crooked gravestones with words too worn by time to read and what Naruto thought were corners of coffins poking through the ground. Groaning to himself he almost wept with happiness when they got to the Crypt, almost...before he realized they were AT THE CRYPT! Naruto could watch a horror movie alone in the dark and laugh hysterically when an axe murder corners the babysitter, but that was a movie, those things were fake. Assuming these people weren't completely off their rockers...he was about to be surrounded by..v-vamp-...Naruto shook his head and went into the crypt after Kakashi. The air was still stale and the place small, again Naruto eyed the inscription on the wall.

"It is I who stands chosen To straddle the line between life and death.
Betroth yourself to me,
And I shall wander Evermore's onyx path As the star-clad Hierophant to the Night.
By my side, you shall always be,
One who brings fatality with a sigh.
There to kiss away the dripping blood From the hungering lips;
There to feel fingers run through our hair While we await daytime's passing;
There to be consumed within the firestorm Of our lustful, lunar passions."

Reading it to himself he realized the hidden meanings now. Kami-sama...a pervert even when he was unconscious. Kakashi had moved while Naruto was reading the wall so when the blonde looked back he was met with the sight of the silver haired man holding a large slab of cement that looked like it was torn from a building, not at all made for the coffin it had been covering. Pausing a second to stare at the slim tall man holding a slab of concrete easily his size so effortlessly he looked down into the inside and saw a wooden old but elegant looking coffin. The lid was non-existent, just the base.

However the state of the coffin wasn't the surprising thing. What had him gaping was the boy sleeping in it. Sasuke was laying on his back with his hands on either side of him. He was wearing the same Grey tank top and white baggy pants he was when he left and was, apparently, sleeping. Naruto swallowed hard, this was waaaay too real.

"See? He's gone to sleep now and won't wake up for another 100 years"
Naruto looked at the boy he'd been fuming about and missing and hating for the last few days.

And he looked.

And he looked.

"The hell he won't I'll wake him up!"

Kakashi chuckled as Naruto jumped into the coffin and onto the boy, straddling his hips and grabbing the front of his shirt. Jerking the limb body up Naruto yelled in his face, unsure if they were messing with him still or not, but adamant either way.

"WAKE UP TEME!" Shaking him a little he continued shouting, "You'd better wake up or I'm kicking your ass! Who the hell do you think you are you smug snobby rich bastard! You can't just come hide in some coffin because you're scared of me asshole! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" Naruto shook the boy with every 'Wake up!' but a hand on his shoulder stilled his motions and shouting.

Looking over Naruto glared at Kakashi, "What?"

The man smiled and sweat dropped, "That's not going to help. He needs blood."

Naruto paled a little before pointing and shouting again. This is bad, he's starting to believe this shit, "Well, you say you're a vampire too, go get some!"

Kakashi shook his head, "That won't work. It can't just be any blood, it has to be yours."

Naruto felt all said blood drain from him and choked, "M-Me!Why!"

Kakashi smiled, "You're the one he loves. He needs the blood of a lover, freely given. Romantic ne?"

A vein pulsed in Narutos forehead as he glared at the beaming man, "Are you insane?" Kakashi only shrugged.

Naruto turned back and looked down at Sasuke, he looked so peaceful in his sleep...

"So if I do this, he'll wake up...then what?"

Kakashi leaned against the wall and shrugged, crossing his arms, "That's between you and Sasuke."

Naruto looked back at the boy he was currently sitting on and spoke softly more to himself than to Kakashi, "So he could still leave me when he wakes up?"

Slowly Kakashi nodded in answer to the rhetorical question and spoke, sounding like too was speaking to himself.

"But could you live with not knowing?"

Naruto thought about it, if these guys weren't lying, then Sasuke was a vampire. He wasn't sure he would feel the same about him then.

On the other hand, Sasuke had been with him all this time, if he wanted to kill him, he could have already...

"If he wouldn't have fallen asleep, would he still have left me?"

Kakashi waited, thinking on the answer before smiling warmly, "Sasuke's a bit of a mystery. He always has been, no one really understands him. But I believe he really wanted to be with you, Naruto."

Blushing a bit Naruto looked away trying to hid it from the man. "How do you know?"

There wasn't even a moments rest for this answer, "He smiles around you."

Naruto had known Sasuke for only a short time, but he sort of understood that. Sasuke didn't seem the type to smile often. But as he thought back on it, the boy was always smiling or smirking around him. Naruto took a determined breath.

"...'kay."

Kakashi smiled and Naruto looked up smiling sheepishly, "Umm...how?"

The man laughed and handed Naruto a pocket knife, "Just enough for one swallow."

Naruto pouted, "That's a lot!"

Kakashi shrugged. The blonde sighed and looked down at the knife and his hand, there was no way he was cutting a wrist, that could be dangerous! However he knew a finger wouldn't draw much blood either...Kakashi sensed his dilemma and chuckled behind his hand.

"You can cut your finger and gather the blood in your mouth then transfer it-..."

"Pervert!"

Kakashi smiled, "Just a thought. I'm going to the car."

However as he left Naruto debated it...that would do it, and cutting his finger couldn't hurt too bad.
"Damn it...you better not leave me after this Bastard."

Putting the sharp knife to his finger Naruto took a deep breath and pushed it do, dragging it a little to lengthen the cut. It stung and Naruto winced as blood gathered immediately at the tip and Naruto pulled the knife away putting the finger in his mouth, the taste was metallic and disgusting. He sucked it up, drawing more into his mouth until he was sure he had a mouthful or at least what felt like one.

Leaning down he paused for a second before putting his lips over Sasukes, the familiar somewhat dry lips soothed any misgivings about how he would feel about Sasuke. Either way, he cared deeply for the boy. Prying open the immobile lips with his tongue he felt some of the blood trickle down between their lips. Hoping he would still be able to give enough Naruto connected their mouths and opened his.

The thick blood poured into Sasukes mouth and Naruto waited for any sign of movement. But there was none. Panicking a little and hoping he wasn't too late Naruto pulled back and repeated the process, cutting the tip of his pointer finger this tip, again he drew the blood into his mouth and leaned down transferring it to the coal eyed boy. Naruto still felt no movement and cursed.

Blue eyes opened and gazed into coal black ones...

-TBC!-

Hmmm...these chapters are going a little fast...2 in one night...I bet they quality suck! XDD tee-hee!