Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy) Language, encounters of a sexual nature and whatever else I want to throw in later. This is really not a fic for the homophobic minor, know what I mean? So if your can't rent porn and buy your own cigarettes leave now. . You have been warned. (Specific warning on the top of each chapter)
Props: None!...I think...X3
Disclaimer: ... -- As if you don't know.
Pairings: Sasunaru, Kakashi/Iruka, (slight)Kiba/Hinata, the others will be revealed throughout the story.
Stuff for this chapter:...hmm, well...I don't think there are any. I mean, besides that whole bad language thing, but I figure that goes without saying now. Hmmm...
Charlie: Capre Jugulum means seize the throat...it's a vampire story...get it?
Sorry for the brain damaged writing,I am still having giggle fits over Tr-...errr...someones review (glances at her as...back) XD
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Carpe Jugulum! (Seize the Throat)
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They had lay together for a while, Naruto toying with the idea of sleeping though he wasn't sure if he could. Sasuke wasn't sleeping but was quietly holding Naruto, finally the younger boy sighed and moved, sitting up to his knees in the wooden box. Sasuke was looking at him, a shadow of a smirk on his lips as Naruto tried to ignore his naked condition.
He searched for his shirt and pulled it on standing and getting out of the coffin and surrounding cement square. Sasuke sat up as well, the smaller boy decided to ask the question that had been nagging at him as he tried to steady himself on his sore legs.
"So, are you going to explain what happened now?"
There was a sigh from where Sasuke sat within the coffin, leaning on his elbows over the waist high cement wall.
"You're going to get angry."
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Too late, you're still in trouble for that note bullshit you pulled. What kind of guy breaks it off in a note!"
The taller boy chuckled for a moment, "It wasn't like I had a choice, Dobe. You'd have called me crazy and kicked me out of your bed if I told you the truth."
Bright blue eyes glared at the by now familiar nickname, "Don't call me that! And maybe I would have, but it didn't make a difference, you're not getting anywhere near my bed for a long time, Asshole!"
"Hn. Whatever."
Naruto hide a small giggle at the knowledge that Sasuke could pout. There were more important things to deal with now than seeing more of Sasukes infamous cute side.
"So spill, Teme."
Sasuke sighed and heaved himself from their makeshift bed, dressing as he spoke which was quicker than Naruto who had been completely stripped.
"When I woke up I was...well, I was dazed. I thought it was a dream, then I tasted the blood." Naruto nodded him on, replaying his actions in his mind to Sasukes story. "When a vampire doesn't eat for a while, the hunger gets really bad, you think of almost nothing else. So when I tasted your blood, I got a little carried away."
Suddenly that sinking feeling came back and Naruto paused in buckling his pants and turned to look at Sasuke who was avoiding looking at him.
"By the time I realized it was you, you were already drained of most of your blood. There was no way you were going to survive. So I had no other choice but to give you some of mine...Which happens to be the way..we make others...like us."
Narutos jaw thudded to the floor as he stared at the older boy in utter shock, Sasuke at least, had the decency to look properly regretful.
"YOU DID WHAT!"
Sasuke sighed, "Calm down, it's not like I planned it. You were going to die."
"Bu-But I can't be a vampire! I don't know how! I can't eat blood! I eat ramen!"
"Actually, if you eat that trash now, you'll get really sick."
Naruto froze in his lost sputtering and looked at Sasuke in horror, "No...No more ramen?"
One nod was all he got in return. "Noooooo! YOU JERK! Asshole! Perverted blood-sucking sick bastard!"
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Kakashi giggled as he sat outside the tomb and listened so Sasuke trying to calm down a fuming Naruto then getting angry himself, until it was a screaming match. The blonde was definitely not happy, but he would learn to accept it. Besides they all knew he was just freaking out, everything he was yelling while throwing things around in the cement structure, were all done in panic. He really loved Sasuke, same for the Uchiha. Really in all his years, he'd seen only a few look as good together as those boys did. He was happy for them.
-CRASH!- "This is all your -THUD!- fault! No more ramen ever! -CLANG!- Like ever!"
"No, fuck! No more ramen! Damn! Calm down Moron! -SMASH!- You're going to pass out! You're -THUNK!- strength isn't fully-..."
"Shut up! I'm never doing it -CRASH!- with you again! I hope your dick explodes!" -SMASH!-
"What does that have to do with anything!" -THUD!-
-THUNK!-"I don't know!"
Kakashi giggled to himself, for a while Naruto wouldn't be able to leave that room, the sun and even the moons light would kill him, his strength would take a while to build up, though by the sound of it, he had marvelous stamina. Everything fell silent inside and he smiled, pushing away from the wall, those two were making him jealous. Naruto was already up and playing, Iruka wouldn't be awake from his change for another day!
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Naruto glared up at Sasuke who had the smaller boy pinned to the dirty ground, they were actually glaring at one another, but Sasuke was smirking into his glare.
"Stop smiling like that! And get off me!"
The Uchiha chuckled to himself, "Once you calm down, I'll think about it."
Incredibly kissable lips pouted as Naruto relaxed, "I don't want to...I don't think I can kill people...and drinking blood is creepy."
Ebony eyes glanced around in thought before centering on the blonde youth again, he nodded a little, "Then until you can get used to it, you can drink from me."
Naruto eyed him suspiciously, "You...where would you get it?"
Sasuke shrugged, laying himself more fully on the boy. He would never get tired of how warm Narutos body was.
"I have no problem drinking the blood of others."
The blonde paled and looked like he was going to be sick, "Great...second hand blood...that's disgusting."
The Uchiha couldn't hold back another chuckle as he kissed the bridge of Narutos nose, smiling as the blonde closed his eyes to the contact but didn't fight it. He pulled back and Naruto huffed below him.
"I'm calm...now get off me."
"Why? I'm rather comfortable."
"Pervert..."
Sasuke smirked and nodded as he kissed Naruto softly on the lips, "Only with you."
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It was a before Naruto could leave the shelter of the mausoleum, once he could he took what he called 'vampire lessons' from Sasuke. He refused to kill on his own, but would drink from Sasuke, an act which always led to the coal-eyed boy turning all perverted and making comments about 'sucking other parts of him'. However Naruto had stood by his word and the smug raven-haired vampire found himself sleeping on the couch every night that week.
It was going to be hard, and Naruto knew it wasn't going to get any easier any time soon, but Sasuke would be there, that made it somehow less frightening.
Sasuke could hardly believe his luck, after 300 years of waiting, sleeping, and being alone...he had his 'important person' and he had no intention of letting him go.
-OWARI!-
Final chapter...DONE!
-mini-parties- WooooWhoooooooo! Booya baby! -dances and throws streamers- Thanks for hanging in there with me, this was actually my first multi-chapter, at least my first intentional one. I didn't think it would be so well received, really. But who cares! IT'S OVER! -hands out champagne- Ahh! It feels good to be free of alllllllll responsibility again! -kicks back and watches the clouds- I feel like Shikamaru!
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