Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Part Three-The Wedding.
"Arwen, are you ready to go?" asked Elrond.
"Yes, Daddy," said Arwen. The two Evanstars were going to the re-marriage of Celeborn and Galadriel.
While climbing into their car, Elrond slammed the car door on his foot. He screamed and slumped over, crashing through the windshield. Arwen screamed so loudly that the other windows shattered.
"Ugh! We're going to be late now!" exclaimed Elrond, after getting himself and his car fixed.
At the church...
After finding their pew and sitting down, Elrond and Arwen gasped when they saw Aragorn, who was sitting in a reserved seat for the groom's best man.
"What are you doing here!" screamed Elrond.
"Celeborn made me his best man, can't you read?" replied Aragorn.
"Best man? Celeborn left out the w and the o at the beginning!" cackled Elrond.
Aragorn glared at his father-in-law and marched away.
Finally, the wedding ceremony began. The assigned piano player started playing the "Wedding March". Suddenly, a fly flew in through the window and started flying around the piano player. Trying to swat it away with his mouth, he accidentally threw his nose in between two of the keys, and played on those two keys. Now his head was stuck! He started screaming at the top of his lungs. While pulling at the piano, to try to free himself, he built momentum, so when he accidentally released on the piano, he went flying into the top of the piano and the top closed down. Now the piano player was trapped inside the piano, his nose was being stretched 10 inches, and he had lost his voice from screaming.
After shooting the piano with a laser gun, and getting the piano player out, the wedding continued. Aragorn had shot the laser gun, and was just starting to sit down again. The "Wedding March" started playing again. Galadriel and her father started walking toward the altar, where the groom, Celeborn was waiting. After watching Galadriel and her father go by, Aragorn saw the flower girl. She was a very hot blond haired Elf.
Wow! What a hottie! thought Aragorn to himself. He decided to impress her. Just before the flower girl passed his seat, Aragorn jumped in front of her and started doing the worm. Surprised, everybody started to stare at him and the flower girl. Unfortunately, Aragorn broke wind in front of the female Elf. She started fanning the air with a handkerchief and gasping.
End of part three.