You made me love you
By Suisen
Chapter three: Bullshit!

" Hello Sesshomaru. Long time no see." Her words were soft yet they held more hatred than he could ever think was possible. He narrowed his golden orbs at the malicious woman before him.

" What the hell do you want now?" he inquired coldly as his eyes watched intently as Yutaka made her way to a comfy chair ad sat with he grace of Aphrodite.

" I came to discuss our divorce." Her red painted lips mouthed each word with perfect pronunciation.

" Did you already spend up your alimony check?" His metallic gaze reflected the same hatred as he held her gaze.

" No, this has nothing to do with money. It's about a certain gift you left me with."

" Gift? What nonsense are you speaking of ?" Yutaka rose gracefully from her seat and seemed to glide to the cherry wood door. She exited the office and the door made a loud thud as it closed. Sesshomaru sat in leather desk chair and laid his head upon his folded arms. " I wish she would just die already."

The door swung open with ease and Yutaka reentered the luxurious office. Only this she was not alone. Two little silver haired girls around the age of two had a hold of both her hands. One girl had green eyes, she also had shoulder length hair that was separated into two pigtails and bound in sky blue ribbon. She wore a sky blue dress with tiny white flowers embroidered all over it. The second little girl had golden eyes and long hair that was tied neatly into a high ponytail. She wore a pink dress with tiny yellow flowers and didn't look none too happy either.

Sesshomaru's eyes widened as he studied his daughters. He slowly stood up and walked stiffly around his desk. He looked at Yutaka with shock clearly seen on his face.

" I would like to apologize." She spoke softly.

" Apologize for what exactly?"

" I'm sorry, but I can not accept this gift. It is just too much of a burden at the moment. I tried to take bare of them, but it just didn't work out." She bent her head as tears escaped her eyes, a small sniffle could be heard as her tears ran with increasing speed down her rouge-smudged cheeks.

" What are their names?" his voice was low and full of sympathy and fascination.
" Saya is the one in blue and Megumi is the one in pink."

" And why did you wait this long to tell me?"

" I didn't want anything to do with you that's why."

" Damn it Yutaka, couldn't you just…!" He let out a frustrated sigh. " Couldn't you just tell me the whole reason about why you're here. No more leaving things out." He finished calmer than he started. Yutaka took a shaky breath and lowered her head once more.

" The truth is sniff I… I sniff I didn't think it would be this hard. I thought it would be like playing with dolls. gasp… sniff This is the best I've looked in years and I need my spa treatment. I can't watch these kids and ignore the fact that my shoes are from last season!" her face looked really upset and her mascara made black trails down her blushed cheeks as her tears carried it along its journey.

" You know for a second I actually felt sorry for you, but you're so shallow it's just stupid."

" OH! But Sesshomaru you don't understand! I NEED you to take them. I need you to j…j…j..just take them for good." Her red painted fingernails were digging into his shoulders. Her breasts were pressed against his chest as her emerald eyes gazed pleadingly up at him. He sighed as he turned his head away.

" Alright, I'll take them, but not for you. I'll take them because you're not worthy of raising my seed. I also suggest that you get some help."

#

" Oh yeah. That's good, keep going. Can you feel it? You're doing good just keep going."

" I'm so tired. Can we stop please?"

" No, keep going just a little longer."

" I'm so hot I don't think I can take anymore."

" You're almost there just keep going."

" Inuyasha please, I can't take it!"

" Okay, okay we'll stop, but I want to see you in this gym on Monday."

" You have to be the toughest personal trainer ever."

" Thanks."

Inuyasha watched as his blonde, beautiful client walked out the door. He quickly exited the building and hopped into his black pick-up truck. He had another class that started in thirty minutes. He would have skipped it if he could have continued to watch the blonde's breasts bounce as she worked out (jumping jacks, of course). He just liked watching, he wasn't actually interested in her. He sped down the highway trying to race the clock. His seventh period class was the last class of the day and it was held at seven in the evening. 'Where in the seven hells is Kagome?' he thought angrily as he parked his truck and entered the university.

On his way to class he saw Miroku kicking the Pepsi vending machine. He glanced at his watch and decided he could spare a minute to make fun of his frustrated friend.

" Damn machine. Can't even get a ged damn pop. Piece of shit!" Miroku's angry mumbling told Inuyasha just how frustrated he actually was. He strolled up to the side of the vending machine and slammed his fist on the top of it. To Miroku's surprise a can of soda popped appeared at the bottom of the machine. He looked up with shock still written on his face.

" Thaks Yash."

" No prob. Now you think we can get to class before it's too late."

" Yeah, yeah whatever Yash. Hey , what happened with that pink-haired chick from last night?"

" Oh Natalie," His voice gave a hint of recognition. Yo man she was a straight up freak! Aw man I don't know how to explain it. She was that ass up like no tomorrow." As he was talking he began to hop backwards with his butt out awkwardly. Miroku got behind him and began smacking his ass. This was the sight that greeted Sesshomaru's eyes. Miroku and Inuyasha froze instantly and said in unison, " It's not what it looks like!"
Sesshomaru jus quirked a brow and said, " Oh really? Well, have you seen the position you're in?" They both took a look at each other and separated as if they had been burned. Sesshomaru walked past them and tossed over his shoulder, " Point made."
" You know that looked really gay, what we did, right?" Inuyasha asked his twitching friend.
" Yeah," Miroku cleared his throat as he began to walk down the brightly-lit hallway. " We really need to get off whatever stuff we're on."
Inuyasha smiled broadly and gave Miroku a pat on the back as he said, " That's it Monk, joke about it. Besides we have nothing to worry about, it was only Sesshomaru."
" Sesshomaru is a very influential man and if he told somebody…"
" Tell somebody? HA! First of all nobody we know would associate with his arrogant ass. Plus he's not the gossiping type."
" But, what about Kagome?"
" What about her?"
" Well, aren't she and Sesshomaru friends?"
" Friends? They're not friends!"
" If they're not friends then why would she spend all night dancing with him?"
" SHE DID WHAT?"
" She danced with him."
"Well… I guess she did that as a favor to me. I did want him to have a good time and who better to be with than some one he at least recognizes as someone from our childhood?"
" Yeah, I guess you're right." Miroku shrugged as they entered the classroom and completely avoided meeting Sesshomaru's gaze.
Next day
" Hey Kago! Hey Kago! Damn it girl, you hear me callin' you!" Kagome turned toward the angry voice and saw a very pissed Roshi standing in a very, very long line.
" Roshi, what are doing there?"
" I'm waiting to go to the bathroom and since SOMEONE decided to just keep walkin' without me I'm not in the best of moods."
" I don't want to stand in this long line and you never said anything about having to go."
" I figure since the line is sooo long, and I have nothing better to do, by the time I actually make it inside in the bathroom I'll have to go."
" See? It's people like you who make these lines so long."
" Nuh-uhn! Plus, its not my fault girls have to use the bathroom every half hour just to do stupid things like fix make-up or do their hair."
" Those things are not stupid! And we do not go every half hour!"
" Yeah, yeah whatever. So where are we going tonight?"
" You can go where ever. I'm staying home."
" Home, huh? Well that will be perfect for what I've got in mind." Kagome's face melted into one of terror at that statement.
" What ever it is don't you DARE DO IT!" Roshi gave her an innocent look.
" But Kago," She said in a child-like voice, " It might be a good surprise."
" LIKE HELL!"
" Yeah we'll see what you say tomorrow." 'That's if she's allowed to ever leave the bedroom.' An evil smirk graced her lips as she turned to face a different direction. Kagome was sending suspicious looks her way and she didn't feel like acknowledging her. " But Sango I wasn't flirting! Honestly!"
" BULLSHIT!" Sango's anger came of in tidal waves as she held the large plank above her head, ready to strike.
" B..But Sanny-bunny her ass really did fall in my lap. I'm telling the truth!"
" Just like the time when you thought that other girl was me.'
" Yes!"
" BULLSHIT!" She got ready to swing.
" Wait, wait! Sango! Chotto matte yo! Sango onegai!" Miroku's hands were trying desperately to protect his already damaged head.
" Give me one good reason." Was all she said.
Author's note
OMG! I have to save Miroku, but how? And what is Hitogoroshi planning? You'll just have to wait for the next chapter.