A/N: Thanks to all the reviewers! Glad you liked it; the story had been in my head for a while. I decided to update by putting in another One-Shot, since I would have no idea how to continue it. It might not be as funny as the first, but I gave it my best. Don't leave because of what you think of the first few lines, you'd be surprised…
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Robin walked down the hallway slowly, whistling an old tune he had heard on the radio last month, the words spinning through his head…
What you gonna do with all that junk,
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady lumps…The song came to a screeching halt as he stopped outside Starfire's room. There were voices seeping through the door and into his ears. Normally, that wouldn't be a problem, considering Raven was spending a lot more time in Starfire's room, but… what were they saying?
He could hear Raven's sigh through the door, and he leaned in closer, pressing his ear against the cold metal.
"Starfire, not so hard."
"I apologize, friend, this is my first time with someone as… fragile as yourself." Robin's head snapped up, they weren't… No way, Starfire and Raven? Please. Raven's moan changed his mind.
"You like that?" He could hear Starfire ask, he could only imagine what they were doing. Part of him wanted to see… but the leader part of his brain wanted to stop it, and that usually won, but maybe listening for a second… just to make sure.
Another groan rang out clearly into the hallway.
"Damn Star, where'd you learn to do this?"
"It is almost necessary to learn it in my planet, I was maybe hoping to make a career out of it. But then I received my powers and decided this occupation was much more… pleasurable." She said with a chuckle. Robin's jaw dropped, and he leaned in farther, getting more and more intrigued with the conversation.
"… Can I try it?"
"Of course friend." There was shuffling around in the room, and Robin held his breath. He could hear Starfire murmur something…
"Oh, that is most pleasurable. Harder, please." Finally, he couldn't take it any more. His eyes hardened beneath his mask as he got into 'leader mode'. He backed up, rushing at the door suddenly and sending a flying kick at it. It collapsed with a loud 'thud' and there were two feminine screams heard. The dust settled and Robin's face flushed with humiliation. Raven and Starfire glared at him, eyes glowing with energy. What choice did he have but to run? He sprinted down the hallway and into his own room, the door slamming behind him.
The girls both sighed and put the door back in its place before resuming their previous positions. Raven broke the awkward silence.
"So… what part should I do next?" Starfire glanced up.
"Oh, a back massage would be most pleasant, it's been killing me."