Finally... some time to type! again, sorry about the wait. Hopefully more (of all) will be out soon. on to the story!

"SG-1? What happened out there?"

Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c squirmed a little under the question. Teal'c stepped up to the plate and answered Hammond.

"According to Daniel Jackson, they were abducted."

"Abducted?" Hammond echoed unbelieving.

"Indeed. After their abduction, Daniel Jackson came running to Major Carter and I to tell us of things come to pass."

"Yeah," Carter seconded, "Daniel came tearing around the corner, I put my gun in face, he told me not to shoot and then told us that the colonels were gone."

"So what happened near you Dr. Jackson?"

"Um, Jack informed the other Jack and me that we were going outside to check the perimeter. I thought I heard something and asked the Jacks over to come along. Jack O'Neill whispered that I should go check it out and they would cover me. After I came out, I looked around to find no one there. So I went running to Sam and Teal'c."

Hammond nodded nervously.

"So what do we do sir?" Sam asked quietly.

Hammond looked at her, her eyes were searching his. "I don't know yet, major, I don't know."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All three of the men knew they had to get out and now Mac was armed with his 'tools of the trade.' Duct tape, his Swiss Army pocket knife, some rope, and other various odds and ends that had found themselves into his jacket. Knowing Mac's aversion to guns, the Air Force twins had switched their weapon to a zat. When they'd pulled the zats out, they had had to explain them to MacGyver.

"What's that?" Mac said, looking suspicious.

"This?" Jack waved the hand with the zat in it.

"Yeah."

"This is a zat," Hawke answered and O'Neill smiled.

"Short for zat'nik'itel."

"Oh? What does it do?"

"It stuns people instead of killing them," O'Neill gave the half-truth. Mac saw right through it.

"Does it really?" he asked disbelievingly. The Jacks looked at each other.

"Yeah, first shot stuns, second shot kills, third shot disintegrates."

"What!" Mac was a science guy; he knew what was possible and what wasn't with today's technology. "That's not possible today!"

They shrugged. "It's a new military device that's rather classified. We use it a lot in our line of duty – one shot only." MacGyver looked as though he approved ad they continued down the hall in a military fashion – one after the other, checking the way for problems.

They came to a large room with several people sitting in it. The door was on the other side. There was no way they were going to get across without being seen… and these guys had guns.

"Crap, so now what?" O'Neill asked quietly. Mac started surveying the materials around them all.

"Hmm…"

"What?" Hawke was curious and so was O'Neill. After all, they were related… in some way or another…

"Well, I could create a distraction, send them running in two directions, then you two could zat them, I guess. It'd save us a couple bruised knuckles." He grinned at the last part. The colonels smiled back.

"Do your magic."

"Yes sir."

Hey! If any of you could help with any MacGyverisms, I'd really appreciate it! Just send me an email with your ideas! How was the chapter by the way...?