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A/N OMFG I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO THE CARS SONG BY GARY NUMAN! I will now transport the characters from Dynasty warriors 4 INTO THE REAL WORD! KICK ASS! This first chapter is kind of like a pre-view okay? If my readers LOVE it which I don't know if you will… I WILL WRITE MORE!

(p.s. this is one of those stories where the characters are all OCish because they're in the normal world) (Ex. Cao Cao isn't trying to rule china and they're not even in China)

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TRAUMATIZED

when you got a kick ass title like that people just have to read it!

By – ALI! YAY! AKA Bunny Doll!

Zhang He woke up early on Saturday morning, if around one o' clock in the after noon is what you'd call early. He looked at his alarm clock and, after realizing how early he'd woken up, snuggled under his blankets and tried to go back to sleep. No school today… I wonder why I woke up so early… I bet my room mates going to wake me up in a few seconds though… that bastard…

Seconds later…

Sima Yi banged, not knocked, banged, on Zhang He's bedroom door.

Zhang He groaned. Once again… that bastard.

"Zhang He are you awake?" Sima Yi yelled over the silence, silence can never out noise him!

There was no response.

Sima Yi sighed. "Are you even in there!"

Still no response.

Sima Yi twitched, getting frustrated. Okay… what could be wrong with him…? Zhang He's dead? No to good to be true… Zhang He's still asleep… at one o' clock on a Saturday… when he should be studying for mid term exams… idiot…

Zhang He's eyes snapped open when the o so soft, fluffy and warm blanket was suddenly pulled off him. He grimaced. Well this is… bad.

Sima Yi twitch, it was his new thing. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!"

Zhang He tried to bury himself unto the pillow. "I sleep in me underwear."

"THOSE AREN'T 'YOUR' UNDERWEAR!"

"Yes they are!"

"Well they shouldn't be!"

"Why not?"

"They belong on… some little elementary school girl!"

"I think they're cute!"

"CUTE?"

Zhang He winced. "Can you get out of my room?"

"NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE THOSE… THINGS… OFF!"

"WHAT?"

Sima Yi frowned, there was just so much lecherous… ness… in that last request. "Uh…"

POOH!

Sima Yi found himself being smacked repeatedly with a pillow until he was forced to flee the room.

The door slammed shut behind him.

They both stood on either side with their back against the door.

Well… this morning had gone better then all the others.

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"GAN NING WHERE'S MY HAT!"

Gan Ning sighed from his place on the couch as Lu Xun did his third round of their apartment looking for his beloved hat. "I don't know… just like I didn't know a half hour ago… and fifteen minutes ago… and now actually."

Lu Xun glared the glare of death by hat loss. "I know you know where it is… and I will haunt you until you give it back to me… I will set you hair on fire… and I know it's flammable because of all that gel you put in it!"

Lu Xun had been getting closer and closer through out his speech and was now a mere inch away from Gan Ning who was looking thoroughly creeped out.

The older of the two moved over a bit on the couch. "For, hopefully," It's false hope, "The last time… I don't know where you stupid ha…"

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SITTING ON IT!"

A large visible drop of sweat dripped down the side to Gan Ning's face and disappeared. "Oh really heh…heh…"

"YOU KNEW IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG! Didn't you… DIDN'T YOU!"

Gan Ning was, by then, trying to make like a chameleon and camouflage himself into the couch. "Would it make you happy if I said yes?"

Lu Xun smiled an evil little 'I-know-where-you-live' type smile, grabbed his hat and stormed out of the room to pointlessly fix his hair.

Gan Ning sighed. Scary little kid…

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Jiang Wei crept silently trough his house. If he could just make it to the front door before his dad caught him, maybe just maybe, he'd be able to sneak out to see a movie with his best friend Zhou Yun. His sock clad feet made no sound on the carpeted floor. Closer… almost there. Now the door was in view. I wonder if I'll have time to put my shoes…

"Where do you think your going?"

Busted…

Jiang Wei turned toward the living room to see his father, Zhuge Liang, sitting on the couch watching TV. The old man hadn't even looked away from the TV. Jiang Wei winced. "Uh… I'm going out to a movie."

"With whom?"

Jiang Wei coughed. "No one important."

"It's that long haired girly boy isn't it?"

"His's names Zhou Yun, dad and… ops…"

"I knew it… I forbid you go out with 'him'." There was an emphasis one the word 'him'.

Jiang Wei pouted. "WHY!"

"You have midterm exams to study for… and besides… he's… he's…"

"MOM!"

Yue Ying's head popped out of the kitchen. "Yes honey?"

"Dad won't let me go to the movies with Zhou Yun because he thinks he's gay!"

"WHAT!"

There… Thanks to the fact that Jiang Wei's mother was very much against judging people Zhuge Liang was in deep trouble.

The old man still didn't look away from the television. "I never said that."

Yue Ying shot her husband a death glare. Then her smiled and turned back to Jiang Wei. "Well I don't want you to be late for your movie! Run along sweetheart!"

Jiang Wei new it was about to get messy. "Thanks, see you later mom… dad." With that he sprinted out the door. Behind him he could hear his mother's angry raised voice that she never used in front of him… if she could help it that is.

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TBC in chapter 2

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So what did you think? Good huh? R&R if you liked it… if you didn't… uh… flame me I guess but let it be known… LU XUN KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! BURN! Yeah… never mind…