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A/N I HAVE WRITTEN A SONG… OOOHH Zhang He is gay! He is so gay! I can scarcely believe my television screen! OOOHH Zhang He is gay! He is the only character in the game with an ass! OOOHH Zhang He is gay… okay I'm done

DISCLAIMER – Don't own, Don't ask, Don't sue

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER THREE

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It was lunch time.

Lu Xun sat next to Gan Ning on a wall near the smoke pit. Lu Xun had a lighter… but he didn't smoke. Gan Ning smoked… and he had a lighter. That made him hard core.

Lu Xun stared frustrated at Gan Ning's cigarette. "Hey, can I have some of that."

Gan Ning laughed for a few seconds then stopped abruptly. "No…"

"Awe! Why not!"

Gan Ning chuckled. I'll have some fun with him. "You're not Goth enough."

"WHAT!"

Gan Ning held in his laughter. "Only hard core Goths smoke, kiddo."

Lu Xun twitched. "I can be Goth!"

"Oh really?" Gan Ning looked at him cryptically. I like LU Xun he can be my prank-buddy this month.

"Yeah!" Lu Xun put on his best mean face. "What's so hard about it? All I've got to do is dress like a freak and wear black eye liner."

Gan Ning scoffed. "You idiot."

"What?"

"Goth is a state of mind Lu."

"What? What kind of 'state of mind'?"

"You've got to be… Dark."

"HEY MAN! My minds dark! Its dark like a raven… like the deepest part of the ocean… like…"

"Lu Xun you're mind is like cotton candy! You're so damn pink and… fluffy!"

Lu Xun pouted. "I'm not…"

"You have a pink outfit."

"HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!"

"Please I only go through you room ever… I mean… uh…" Gan Ning suddenly wasn't there anymore.

"GAN NING! GET YOUR DUMB ASS BACK HEAR I'LL KILL YOU!"

"That encouraging I think I'll run fastest."

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Sima Yi sighed. "Why do you have to hang out with me all the time?"

Zhang He frowned. "HEY! You should be honored I even sit next to you, ya perverted basterd."

"I said I was sorry."

Sima Yi and Zhang He were sitting on a park bench in the school yard by the big tree and the little creek. It would have seemed romantic if they weren't at each others throats.

"You know what we should do?"

Oh god… he's using his brain I quiver in fear. "What?"

"We should have a slumber party!" Zhang He suggested with a big dumb grin plastered all over his girly face.

Sima Yi winced. "And were do you propose we so this?"

"At our apartment silly!" Zhang He giggled.

"Ah… I see." Sima Yi was prepared to get up and just walk away.

"And we can have pillow fights…"

We already have those every morning…

"And I can give you a makeover…"

Give me a what?

"And we can invite EVERYONE!"

Everyone would… "What!"

"We can invite Sun Ce and Zhou Yu and Zhao Yun and Jiang Wei, but his dad doesn't like me… Oh and Gan Ning and Lu Xun, they're always good for a laugh!" Zhang He giggled to himself again.

Sima Yi raised his eye brows. "Uh… what about girls."

"EWWWWWW!" Zhang He scoffed, "They'd ruing the whole point of a boy's night out."

"The saying is Girls night out Zhang He."

"Whatever." Zhang He sighed and looked across the school ground.

Sima Yi was about to take a first bit out of his sandwich when.

"EWWWW! SIMA YI! THAT UGLY FAT BOY IS LOOKING AT ME AGAIN!"

Sima Yi sighed and put his sandwich down. No point in trying to eat when you hang out with a talkoholic like Zhang He. "What?"

"Look at him! He's so… FAT! EW!"

He's not looking at you he's looking at Zhen Gi… If you weren't so conceited you would have noticed."

"WHAT! IF… IF ANYONE'S CONCEITED IT… IT'S YOU!" and with a 'hmph' Zhang He stood up and marched off. Sima Yi followed him of course.

"What are you doing?"

"Walking away from you… ya pervert."

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY SORRY!"

"One more."

"SORRY!"

"I love you too!" Zhang He kissed him on the cheek and walked off.

Sima Yi stood on the spot, twitching. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

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Sun Ce sat down at the table that had somehow been especially reserved for the athletic students. "Hey Zhou Yu what's up!"

Zhou Yu didn't even look up from his hand held day planner. "Nnn…"

"Okaaaaaay… well I'm going to the fitness center in town later I was wondering if you'd want to come."

"Can't… soccer practice."

"Oh… how bout a movie later I was thinking of calling Da… you could ask Xiao out and we could go on a double date!"

Zhou Yu shivered. "Socials homework."

Sun Ce twitched. "Well when can we hang out?"

Zhou Yu finally looked up from his hand head and gave Sun Ce a skeptical look. "I'll free up some time next Thursday."

"NEXT THURSDAY?"

Zhou Yu held up his hands in self defense. "I've already taken out one whole night this Friday to go to Zhang He's slumber party."

Sun Ce frowned. "Slumber party?"

Zhou Yu shrugged. "You know how he is."

"Yeah… gay."

Zhou Yu shrugged again. "It's rude to judge people, Sun Ce."

"So you think he could be straight?"

"Perhaps."

Sun Ce snorted. "Right saying Zhang He is straight is like saying a straight line makes a circle." Ce laughed at his own joke. "That's one of mine."

Zhou Yu scoffed. "Well I wouldn't be to crude because you're coming with me."

"WHAT!"

The bell rang… it was time for fourth period.

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TBC Chapter 4

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AN XD that was so… NNNNN! Lolz… sorry I laugh at my own stories… that's kind of sick lmao… sorry…anyways… I'm kind of making stuff up as I go alone so if you have any ideas for… you know… an actually plot line… e-mail me or write it in your review or something… KK R&R

P.S. I get home and the first thing I do is write a chapter of this story… that's so sad XD