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A/N - YAY! I'm board! Okay… I love Ariel ((relax people not in THAT way)) because she reviews me lots and gives me cookies (YAY Cookies) anyways… in dedication to her Zhen Ji is now Zhang He's 'gal pal' YAY! Sima Yi's just his best friend… he's not worthy of a flashy title like... 'BOY FRIEND' /snickers evilly/ Okay I like the DDR idea… ZHANG HE IS THE KNG OF THE NUMA NUMA DANCE… nah… I like this wika woka song on the DDR machine at Castle Fun Park… It goes… A wika woka wika woka wika woka wika woka…or was it Waka Laka… meh…

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER FIVE

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"Zhang He get off there! I thought you had a party to plan!"

"IT'S SO FUN! IT'S SO FUN! COME DANCE WITH ME SIMA YI!"

Sima Yi sighed.

Zhang He had been 'DDR-ing' for a whole hour. And it was starting to look like it would be two.

Accompanying them on there little excursion to the 'fun zone' arcade was none other then Zhang He's favorite gal pal, Zhen Ji.

And they both just love DDR.

Another round was just about finished. The screen kept flashing 'PREFECT' over and over again.

The round ended.

"You're having a party!" Zhen Ji screamed. "Am I invited?"

"No Zhen Ji you're not." Zhang He said smoothly, he wasn't trying to be mean, he was being honest.

Zhen Ji pouted. "Why not?"

"Because it a just for boys party!"

That just increased Zhen Ji's pout. "I invite you to all my 'just for girls' parties!" She snapped.

Zhang He waved it off. "That's different."

Zhen Ji smirked. "Okay I guess you're right."

"Of course, darling. I'm always right."

They giggled.

"Wanna keep playing?"

Zhang He looked at the little timer. "OH! We almost had to pay for another game!"

"Okay so what song!"

Sima Yi sighed. Haven't they beaten it yet… or at least… run out of songs to play.

"OH OH! I want to do the butterfly song!" Zhang He screamed hyperly.

Some random guys passed by Sima Yi and he distinctly hear them whispering something along the lines of 'Hot chicks, lucky bastard.'

Sima Yi twitched inwardly. I only they knew.

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The song, butterfly it was called, ended up being some classic Japanese music with a techno beat. I went something like, 'I need a samurai' and then went into some creepy course of 'I – e – I am your little butterfly' something like that. Not that Sima Yi was really paying attention. He was too busy drowning in his own self pity. If you looked close enough you could practically see the aurora off death and despair.

Zhang He noticed, eventually. "AWE! You poor baby, let's go home Zhen Ji."

Zhen Ji noticed the large depressing aurora. "Awe… Poor Sima Yi… we're sorry!"

They giggled again before escorting Sima Yi out of the arcade.

They passed the same boys from before on their way out.

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Ma Chao and Cao Pi scoffed.

"I say it again… lucky bastard." Cao Pi sneered.

"Yeah those are some pretty hot chicks."

"Yeah."

"But the one with the long hairs got one of the flattest chests I've ever seen in my life!"

"They've both got long hair you dumb ass."

"No kidding."

There was a long silence.

"It worries me… is that even a girl?"

"I guess we'll never know."

They sighed.

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"Sima! I can't remember who I haven't called?"

Sima Yi didn't bother looking up from whatever he was reading. He shrugged. "That's nice."

Zhang he looked over his phone book. "Well you're helpful."

Sima Yi shrugged again. "That's nice."

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTNING TO ME?"

Sima Yi jumped a bit. "Uh… sorry Zhang He I wasn't listening."

Zhang He stood up. "Well that's just wonderful! You know what! GO DIE! I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO EAT ICE CREAM!"

And with that said he stormed off to the kitchen.

Sima Yi shrugged. "That's nice."

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"Hey Jiang Wei did you get a call from Zhang He too?"

"No but he was talking about a sleep over earlier… I'd like to go it sounds like fun!"

Zhao Yun looked warily down at the message on his cell phone. "I'm not sure if that's a good idea."

Jiang Wei pouted. "But I wanna go!"

"Fine we'll go but I still don't think it's a good idea."

Jiang Wei beamed. "Okay! Okay!"

A though came to mind, Zhao Yun smiled evilly. "Hey Jiang Wei… what are you gonna tell your dad."

"Ahhh…"

There was a long moment of silence.

"I'LL TELL HIM IT'S SIMA YI'S PARTY!"

"Hmm… Sima Yi well be against that."

"He'll live."

Zhao Yun shook his head. "There will be no dampening you mood, huh?"

"NOPE!"

"Calm down…"

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TBC Chapter 6

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AN - YAY! Next chapter… begin the party! Get ready for a serious over load of gay jokes… NNNEEHEE! XD

P.S. It's sad. There are two Chinese students and a Korean student living with my family right now… and they all think Zhang He's gay… But I still kicked there asses with him while playing DW4… YAY ZHANG HE!