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A/N – KIMI NO TE DE! …I'VE REALLY GOT THAT SONG SUCK IN MY HEAD! Damn you Full Metal Alchemist… DAMN YOU! Anyways… I GOT LIFEGUARS IN SPEEDOS! OMFG! NEW IFs! Look at the reviews if you don't know what I'm talking about… God… I want like a Gan Ning lifeguard in a Speedo… /drools/ sorry shutting up… Maybe a Lu Xun lifeguard in a g-st… (Readers: GET ON WITH THE DAMN STORY!) Okay okay… keep your pants on… unless you're a hot lifeguard guy with a… (Readers//throwing random sharp objects/) /pulls fork out of the wall/ HEY! You kill me and no more stories!

DISCLAIMER – Don't own, Don't ask, Don't sue

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER SIX

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"I think I've decided to invite Zhen Ji."

Sima Yi glared at Zhang He. It was one of those; 'you've always hated me haven't you?' type looks. "And who else is coming?"

Zhang He smiled. "You'll be surprised to know that at least four other boys will be coming. At least."

Sima Yi sighed, he's bet Zhang He that no one would come… oh how wrong he was. "Who exactly?"

"WELL!"

He's been waiting for me to ask that… I can tell…

"There's Zhou Yu and Sun Ce and Gan Ning And Lu Xun and I called Jiang Wei, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and Cao Pi but they haven't called back yet... SO THEY MIGHT COME!"

"Are you happy that you're ruining my life."

"YES!"

"Ok… as long as you're happy." Sima Yi groaned.

"Zhen Ji's only coming to make sure no one does anything naughty to me during the night."

Oh no we wouldn't want… HEY! "Any one as in whom?"

Zhang He shrugged. "Ma Chao… Gan Ning… You."

"ME?"

"It's a 'just in case' thing."

"WHY would I do some thing, quote, 'naughty' to YOU!"

"Well why wouldn't you?"

"Well… Well… because you're… you're YOU!"

Zhang He pouted. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Sima Yi twitched; it was taking to long to search his brain for the right words. He could communicate with guys… It's not like he had problems there, just tell them they're stupid and they'll shut up. But Zhang He was… Zhang He… and you couldn't just treat him like all the other guys. "Well… Zhang He you're… uh… just not my type… and you're a guy… also not my type… and… uh… well not that you're not pretty or anything…. Because you… uh… are…. It's just… ummm…"

Zhang He started looking quite miserable.

"And… uh… well… let's change the subject… what are you going to do at your party?"

Zhang He perked right back up. "OH! We're going to watch movies and eat pizza and play Spin the Bottle!"

"What?"

"We're going to watch movies and eat…"

"No… you said spin the bottle… you can't play spin the bottle without a girl… it's…. it's…"

"Gay?"

"Uh… well not wanting to phrase is so harshly…"

"Homosexual?"

"Zhang He shut up and let me fine the right words… thank you… it's just… you need girls."

"Why do you think Zhen Ji's coming?"

"Oh COME ON! If anything she'll be a spectator! OF THE REFEREE!"

Zhang He stood at this. "How dare you! What do you have against Zhen Ji?"

"ONLY THAT SHE'S ONE OF THE HARDEST CORE YAOI FANS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!"

Zhang He crossed his arms over his chest. "I stand against that."

"Oh yeah! Then how come every time you drag me along to her house her bedroom walls are covered with all this Japanese anime stuff?

"Oh come on! Every one like those cartoons!"

"WHEN ONE OF THE POESTERS HAS THE WORDS 'HOT MAN LOVE' WRITTEN IN BIG BOLD LETTERS ACROSS THE FRONT, YOU KNOW SHE HAS PROBLEMS!"

Zhang He was about to protest when the door bell rang. "OH THAT'S HER NOW!"

Sima Yi sighed, watching Zhang He run off to let his gal pal in. Today is just getting better and better, isn't it?

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"Hey Lu Xun are you ready to go yet! Damn! It's bad enough that you were invited! I mean… Zhang He barely even knows you."

"I'm fixing my hair give me a few minutes."

Gan Ning sighed looking at his watch. "We're going to be late."

"Fashionable late."

"No… just late."

Lu Xun came out of the bathroom.

"WHAT THE HELL! You're not even dressed yet?"

"I was getting to it."

"GOD! I SWEAR!" Gan Ning cut off his sentence and bit his lip.

Lu Xun's face had suddenly gotten all wide and teary. It had 'why are you being so mean to me' written all over it.

"Uh… I guess it doesn't matter."

Lu Xun sniffled and sulked off to his room. "I'll be fast don't worry."

Gan Ning felt like he'd kicked a kitten. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Damn!

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"OH MY GOD! What's up girl friend! I'm so glad you could make it!"

"Thanks for inviting me! I'm so excited! When's every body going to get here?"

"Within the hour."

They joined Sima Yi on the couch.

"Me and Sima Yi were just talking about the spin the bottle game."

Zhen Ji looked over to Sima Yi. "And what did he say about it."

"He said…"

"I said you needed girls to play spin the bottle."

Zhen Ji jeered, "You do not! You guys will just have to put aside you proud straightness. Except Gan Ning he's pretty open minded."

Sima Yi groaned. This is going to be a night to remember.

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TBC Chapter 7

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AN – The reason Zhang He knows that song off by heart is cause my Chinese students do… so I'm making him a bit like my Chinese students (they are both boys and one of them thinks Harry potter is 'handsome') YAY FOR GAY LOVE! I drew a picture of Zhang He because he's just that cool… I'll post it somewhere at some point in my soon to be very short life… You readers sure are frightening… (T.T) Toodles! Oodles! Noodles! COOKIES!