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A/N – This has taken long to write… because I accidentally deleted it once… and that sucked ass! And no not ever one is gay and yes most of the next two chapters will be in Zhen Ji's point of View. YAY! For my other reviewer request I will bring Sun Shang Xiang into the story a bit later!

DISCLAIMER – Don't own, Don't ask, Don't sue

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER SEVEN

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Sun Ce glared at the apartment door. "Damn it…"

Zhou Yu smiled. "You can have the honor of knocking Sun Ce!"

"OH COME ON MAN!"

"Just do it! You're so paranoid!"

Sun Ce groaned, "Fine Damnit..."

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Zhang He pranced out of the kitchen. "Sima Yi are you going to join the party?"

Sima Yi put sown the magazine he's been reading (o.O what kind of magazine) "Yes Zhang He, I will… because as you know I not only paid for the movie rentals, I paid for the chips the pop and those assorted mint candies."

Zhang He beamed. "You're so nice!"

"Stop being such a fool and get ready for your party."

"Okei Dokei."

There was a knock on the door.

"They're early!" Zhang He mock gasped then grinned, "Zhen Ji could you get the door?"

Zhen Ji stood up from the Lazy boy chair. "Sure thing!"

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"IS HE EVEN HOME DAMNIT!"

Zhou Yu sighed. "Calm down."

"HE'S NOT HOME! THIS IS HIS PARTY AND…"

The door opened. Zhen ji beamed. "Oh! Hey guys you're early! But I guess I can let you in."

"DAMN STRIGHT… OUFF…"

Zhou Yu elbowed him in the stomach. "Thanks, Zhen Ji."

"No prob!"

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Zhen Ji's POV

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Oh yes… today will be a great night. I've already foreseen that. But for Zhang He's sake I'll do my best to not look like an obsessed Yaoi fan girl…

BUT I'M JUST SO HAPPY!

I don't think Cao pi and Ma Chao are coming… but that okay because they are so very… anti-bishonen! So I can't say I'm not at least a little glad.

Everyone's here so far except Gan Ning and Lu Xun. I can't wait for them… damnit they better hurry up! The party always heats up when Gan Ning gets here. I think he's permanently drunk of something.

I don't care thought! They're still the cutest gay couple in the entire world! Or they would be… could be… Come on, Lu Xun! Stop denying you and Gan Ning! In fact, flaunt it, for my sake! God, what I wouldn't do to watch those two in action.

The door bell's ringing.

"I'll get it!" I screamed. Note to self… at least TRY not to act like a Yaoi obsessed fan girl.

I answer the door; have to almost stop my self from drooling.

There at the door is Lu Xun, completely drenched wearing a jacket that's way too big for him, and an equally soaked Gan Ning, with no jacket and that sexy vest, looking cold and angry.

"Hey guys! It must be raining." I smiled.

Gan Ning glares at me. "No kidding…"

Lu Xun giggles, AWE! He's so molestable, how Gan Ning resists I'll never know. "I forgot to bring a jacket so Gan Ning gave me his."

I can't help it, it's just going to come out, and god please stop me. "AWE THAT'S SO SWEET!"

The glare Gan Ning has directed at me just increased tenfold. "Whatever."

"Uh… um… COME IN!"

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The Party is going great. Leave it to Zhang He to throw a great party. I'm back in my comfy lazy boy chair watching the boys watch a movie. They've already watched one and are just finishing up number two. I have no idea what movies they're watching… I might miss something if I don't stay alert.

The boys seem to have some kind of seating plan. Sun Ce's sitting next to Zhou Yu with his snacks. And Zhou Yu's… IS THAT A DAMN PLAM PILOT! Never mind… Jiang Wei and Zhao Yun have fallen asleep… I think they're asleep anyway. Zhang He's sitting nice and close to Sima Yi. I have this hunch that Zhang He's got a crush on him… I'll never know of course… but I've got a hunch! And Damnit that counts for something. Oh… the seating plan… right… And Gan Ning is cuddling Lu Xun. (okay so maybe I'm imagining the cuddling part but HEY! A girl can dream) Come on, Gan Ning...do something! Please! Just prove my hunch about you and Lu Xun so I can sleep peacefully at night!

I think the movies over.

Zhang He's getting all hyper on me. "LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE NOW!"

Lu Xun claps his hands together. "Oh! I love that game!"

Gan Ning gives him a look, god it's a hot look. "How many people have you kissed in your short life, Lu Xun?"

I think kiddos blushing. "K-kissed?"

"Yeah that's the whole point of spin the bottle."

Damn his face can sure turn red… I didn't know anyone's face could get that red… neat!

"O-oh…"

Sun Ce chuckled. "Lu Xun's been playing the wimpy version."

RED! RED! RED! RED! Oh sorry is it mean to cheer on Lu Xun embarrassment.

Zhang He grinned. "Well I firmly believe that everyone's first kiss should be during a game of spin the bottle."

Zhao Yun scoffs. "I hate this game."

An argument is breaking out. There is a small amount of people who don't want to play. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Sima Yi starting to get angry… like explosive angry… DUCK AND COVER!

"ZHANG HE! BE QUIET! YOU'RE SO LOUD!"

WHOA! I swear I just jumped five feet. You stupid kid! Smashing your fists on the coffee table at 12 PM is going way out of style! What a wacko.

"YOU AND YOU'RE FRIENDS JUST BE QUIET OR THERE WILL BE NO MORE SLEEPOVERS!"

"But they're your friends too…"

"SILENCE!"

If I were writing a story about all of this, I'm pretty sure every one of his lines would be written with something in all caps. I'll probably go deaf.

The arguing stopped and Zhang He ran off to get a root bear bottle, one of those expensive glass ones.

The fun is about to begin…

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TBC Chapter 8

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AN – YAY! HOW IS THAT FOR A ZHEN JI POV! LMAO! Sorry… Any way… The Spin the bottle chapter is going to have to be rated… pg13… but don't let your parents read it if you know what I mean. Any Yaoi fan girl can put herself in Zhen Ji's shoes… just back off the gay men.

Note to self: 'Bishonen boys' is an improper usage of Japanese grammar… I should slap myself… /-SLAP-/ okay that's better