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TRAUMATIZED
CHAPTER EIGHT
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Zhen Ji's POV
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YES YES! ZHANG He I LOVE YOU! I COULD KISS YOU!
But I'd much rather see Sima Yi kiss you…
Damn I need to stay focused I might miss something good.
The spin the Bottle game is just starting.
"Okay!"
God… what did you have for breakfast this morning Zhang He? Sugar pop extra surgery cream puffs with some chocolate covered sugar cream cake on the side!
"Let's get this game under way! Zhen Ji spin the bottle."
I did so… but the first spin's not very exciting… It's the second spin to see who gets to kiss the first person.
The bottle's spinning…
And spinning…
And… DAMNIT I WISH I HADN'T SPUN SO DAMN HARD!
It's stopped.
It's Zhou Yu… BURN! Heh… now you see why I can't say this stuff out loud.
Now Zhou Yu gets to spin…
And its spins… and spins… and…
DUDE! SUN CE! AH HA AH HA HA HA! Oh that felt good… Any way…
Gan Ning's chuckling. "Heh… now you've gotta kiss him Zhou Yu!"
WOOH! ZHOU YU BLUSHES! Not once have I seen him display any form of embarrassment emotion… He's so cute!
"Ah… uh…"
He's stuttering… "YOU HAVE TO DO NOW GO!"
I pushed him. (O.o) He landed right on Sun Ce's lap! I DIDN'T PUSH THAT HARD!
He's still stuttering. "Ah… umm…"
Sun Ce pulls him up and kisses him…
Man… that was weak… But I still can help but notice how much they're staring at each other…
Nobody says anything. Am I the only one who wants to?
I mean, the last time I checked, something like that is enough to warrant SOME kind of reaction. Maybe it's just me. Ah, damn it.
"Okay! Zhen Ji spin again."
They're still staring… still… oh was he talking to me… "Uh… right!"
I spin again.
Gan Ning…
He sneers.
...Damn, my night was just getting good; don't make it horrible by telling me you're straight and that kissing boys makes you sick! I JUST CAN NOT TAKE THAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL STRESS!
Then I see his eyes shift over to Lu Xun looking hopeful… or maybe it's just me… BE HOPEFUL!
I spin the bottle again wishing that I had brought some of my shonen-ai novels from home. Sure, it's kind of sick, freaky, and perverted but shut up! I'm stuck here with sexy bishonen boys and I can't help it!
And it's… OH MY IT IS LU XUN!
Heh… don't look at me like that… I'm not cheating…. It's not like I was praying to every god I know and selling my soul to devils just to see Gan Ning and Lu Xun kiss for one second.
Heh…
I stare… Note to self… DON'T STARE!
Lu Xun's blushing again. "Um… do I… have to do it in front of everyone?"
Zhang He sighs. "We could lock you guys in the closet for a few minutes."
Nice going Zhang He… poor kid… He's as red as a… very… red thing…
Yeah…
Gan Ning's just sitting there smiling like an idiot. "SURE! Come on Lu Xun."
He stood up grabbed Lu Xun by the hand and pulled the younger boy off into a closet in the hall.
Zhang He blinks a few times. "Okay then… SPIN AGAIN!"
I do…
Oh mighty Buddha, Jesus, Allah, Ra and the Holy ghost thing… give this bottle the strength to point at Sima Yi and Zhang He. PLEASE!
Like I said… NOT CHEATING!
The bottle stops on Sima Yi…
YES!
Okay seriously now… I even think Sima Yi is hot sometimes, especially when he's sending Zhang He all those orgasmic man-love rays. Oh fine, so I don't have any real proof, but trust me, I can tell it's there.
I spin again.
ZHANG HE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!
Heh… he's blushing… Told you it was there.
Sima Yi doesn't seem to happy with the turn of affairs. "I told you I was only watching."
Zhang He's pouting, he's cute when he pouts, and I can tell Sima Yi thinks so too. "Oh come on! You have to!"
Siam Yi looked away, I think one more second of looking at Zhang He's lost puppy expression he would have jumped him right there. "No…"
"PLEEEEEEEEASE!"
"No."
There just going to keep doing it the 'verbal' way. I wish Sima Yi would deal with matters physically sometimes. The thought of him and Zhang He tumbling and grappling on the floor, panting, flushed, and sweaty...
Okay, I need to stop distracting myself or I'll miss something important.
Sima Yi and Zhang He continued arguing while the only two straight boys… that's right... JIANG WEI AND ZHAO YUN AREN'T WORTHY! Well they were done playing and were setting up their sleeping bags on the living room floor.
The argument suddenly stopped. I hear a sound coming from the closet. "Uh… guys?"
It sounds like moaning… OH GOD LU XUN COULD BE HURT… I bet not… I can here Gan Ning now…
"Try to be quiet babe or else every one's gonna hear."
More moaning… DAMN I WANNA WATCH! WHY CAN'T THEY DO IT OUT…?
WOOH! Did Zhang He just take this distracting opportunity to jump Sima Yi! Sima Yi's groping Zhang He's ass! I'M IN BOY ON BOY HEAVEN! I NEED A TAPE RECOARDER!
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu are too busy drooling over each other to notice what's going on… WOOH! SUN CE JUST PULLED ZHOU YU INTO HIS LAP AND NOW THEY'RE PRACTICALLY FUCKING WITH CLOTHES ON! NEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE NEXT SLEEP OVER
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TBC Chapter 10
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