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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER NINE

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Jiang Wei smiled. "That sure was a great sleepover!"

Sima Yi rubbed his temples. "The fact that all you did was sleep was enjoyable."

Jiang Wei blinked. "Yeah… I can't even remember what happened after eleven."

Zhao Yun yawned. "Yeah… well we'd better get going. When you fine out were Gan Ning and Lu Xun went say his to them for us."

Zhang He beamed. "Okei dokei! Bye Bye!"

"See ya."

Zhang He waved good bye to the last two guests.

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"Well that was a great party!"

Siam Yi sighed, he rubbed the bridge of his nose, he felt as if he had a hang over. "Yeah… sure… best party ever."

Zhang He methodically glued himself to Sima Yi's arm. "What do ya wanna do now!"

"Don't even think about it."

"What are you accusing me of?"

"I've got a head ace."

"Pleeeeeeeeease!"

"You know what happened last time."

"But I…"

"No…"

Zhang He pouted. "Fine… can we make some slushies tomorrow then?"

Sima Yi sighed. "Maybe."

"YAY!"

"Quiet down!"

"Hey Sima Yi guess what month it is."

"It's October."

"YAY!"

"So…?"

"HALLOWEEN!"

"Oh god no…"

"All sorts of spooky stuff happens during Halloween… we should have another party rent a bunch of horror movies! Like…"

The closet down the hall suddenly started rattling loudly.

"THE GRUDGE LADY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Zhang He beamed snuggling against Sima Yi. "Hold me…"

Sima Yi pushed him away. "You idiot there's someone in our closet!"

Zhang He blinked. "OHHHHHHH… That's were they went… we forgot all about Gan Ning and Lu Xun right after…"

"QUIET!"

"Oh alright…" Zhang He pouted.

Sima Yi walked down the hall and opened the closet. He we greeted with a particularly odd sight. "WHAT THE HELL! WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING IN MY CLOSET!"

Zhang He pouted. "Our closet."

"SILENCE! YOU! GET OUT OF M… OUR HOUSE! OUT! NOW!"

Gan Ning yawned. "Okay okay we're going." He walked back into the closet and pick up the still sleeping Lu Xun and carried him past Zhang He out of the house. "Great party Zhang He! Can't wait for the next one."

Zhang He beamed. "TOTALLY!"

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School Again…

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Professor Pang Tong went over his attendance. "I see every one's here… including Sima Yi and Zhang He, Only a half hour late… That's a new record."

"TOTALLY!"

"STOP THAT!"

Pang Tong glared at his students. "Listen up. To celebrate overcrowding in schools a new student has been put into my class. I'll go her now everyone be on your best behavior and great he nicely."

The class nodded.

Pang Tong walked into the hallway. When he came back he was followed by a girl.

"Now class," the professor started, "Give a warm welcome to Sun Shang Xiang."

"HI SUN SHANG!"

"BEQUIET YOU HYPER ACTIVE LITTLE WORM!"

Pang Tong sighed. "Please try to ignore Zhang He and Sima Yi… they're idiots."

"HEY!"

The girl, Sun Shang, smiled. "Alright professor! Where shall I sit?"

"Hm…" Pang Tong looked around half-heartedly, "You can sit next to Gan Ning… he wont interrupt your intellectual progress to much."

"PREFESSOR! SIMA YI IS ITRUPTING MY INTELECTUAL PROGRESS MAY I BE MOVED?"

"YOU LITTLE BASTERD! I SHOULD KICK YOUR PANSY ASS!"

"PREFESSOR! SIMA YI'S BEING MEAN!"

Pang Tong sighed. "If I were you I'd stay very far away from those two."

"HEY!"

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TBC Chapter 10

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AN – YAY! I DECIDED TO COTUINUE WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF MINDLESS PORN! Lmao… If you know what I'm talking about laugh… If you don't… you're a better person then the pervs laughing (but you're laughing you perv) SILENCE!