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A/N – I like ta move it move it I like ta move it move it I like ta move it move it you like ta.. MOVE IT! Sorry board… Wasn't that a great start after a one week break… (-sigh-) I have come across a problem with posting stories online…At leat fifty something people are reading this story… and yet… ONLY SEVEN OR SO PEOPLE ACTUALLY REVIEW! JESUS! All you have to do is open up the damn pop up window and say 'yeah I like this story it's pretty cool…' ANYTHING! COME ON! I GET NOTHING HERE! For those of you who review there will be cookies waiting for you at the end of each chapter… YAY COOKIES! READ ON!
DISCLAIMER – Don't own, Don't ask, Don't sue
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TRAUMATIZED
CHAPTER ELEVEN
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"OH MY GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING!"
Ma Chao sat on the bed studying – copying Liu Bei's homework – he looked up at his friend. "Chillacks man! You got your date didn't you?"
"Yeah but… This is going to be some kind of… mushy-gushy mad-sex-deranged type love affair."
"Dude that's hard core!"
"NO IT ISN'T! IT'S SICK!"
"Oh come on it sounds like fun."
Liu Bei slumped down on a chair. "I can't believe I agreed to go."
Ma Chao was about to comment when the phone rang, he answered, even though it wasn't his house or anything. "Hey, yo, Liu Bei's house."
"GIVE ME THE PHONE!"
"Hey Cao Pi."
'Hey Ma Chao can I talk to Liu Bei?"
"Yeah sure man." Ma Chao hung up the phone. "I think it was for you."
Liu Bei froze, staring dumfounded at Ma Chao. "Why, exactly, did you hang up the phone?"
"Oh… um… ah… I uhno…"
Liu Bei sighed…
The phone rang again.
Liu Bei answered, "Hello?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOR PROBLEM!"
"Heh… heh… Hello to you too, Cao Pi."
"Hey…"
"Hey…"
"Hey…"
"Hey…"
"Hey…"
"Hey…"
"Okay that's enough… So… I heard you got a date with the threesome squad."
"If you're talking about my night out with Sung Shang, Gan Ning and Lu Xun then yes."
"Dude… you're in for it."
"SHUT UP! I KNOW THAT ALREADY! GOD! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME THINGS I ALREADY KNOW! IT'S ANNOYING!"
There was a long silence from the other end of the phone then a click, of someone hanging up, then there was that annoying duuuuuuuuuuu noise that you hear all the damn time.
"Ops…"
Ma Chao twitched, "You freak…"
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"SIMA YI YOU FREAK!"
"What?"
Zhang He pointed, over-dramatic drama queen as always. "IS THAT MY UNDERWEAR YOU'RE HOLDING!"
Sima Yi folded said underwear and placed it on a pile of clean laundry. "What of it?"
Zhang He twitched. "You can't touch my underwear!"
"Why?"
"I… it… it's perverted."
Sima Yi rolled his eyes. "And we can't have that now can we."
"NO!"
Sima Yi folded another pair of Zhang He's colorful, supposed to be for girls that Zhen Ji most likely bought for him, underpants. "It was a rhetorical question; you're not supposed to answer it… Answer this though… why can't I touch your underwear?"
Zhang He blushed. "You… you just can't!"
"But why Can't I? This is a very easy question Zhang He…. Just use you 'brain'."
Zhang He bit his lower lip and stormed out of the room.
Moments later Sima Yi heard him talking on the phone.
"Zhen Ji you have to come over here! I don't know how to explain it to him! Okay good see you in ten."
Sima Yi dropped the shirt he'd been folding.
Oh god I'm so depressed…
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TBC Chapter 12
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