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AN – Sorry about chapter twelve! I had no spell check on my laptop and was sitting in a very uncomfortable position. Yeah lame excuses… I actually had to go back and re read Chapter twelve! I don't go online very much… Send me some more / pairing idea so I have something to do on the two hour drive to Seattle.

Disclaimer – Don't Own, Don't ask, Don't sue, Don't Tell Koei (-wink-)

Plus I don't own a few of the lyrics in the next part… They belong to Tommy February (to the power of) 6

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

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They all sat in the theater. Front row. The huge IMAX screen directly in front of them even though it was actually about fifteen meters away. They didn't have glasses because they weren't really watching an IMAX… they were watching a movie on the IMAX screen… It's not the same… Lu Xun looked up at the colossal screen hoping to God that they weren't watching a horror movie. Gan Ning had courteously bought them some pop corn, pop, chips, and ten packets of candy. All things they wouldn't need and Lu Xun was probably going to have to pay him back for them, in some means "wink" "wink" "nudge" "nudge". The movie was about to start… the only thing Liu Bei thought was odd… was the fact that he had no idea where he was.

"What movie are we watching anyway?"

Gan Ning choked a bit on some pop. "Unleashed… It's one of those Jet Li movies."

Lu Xun pressed himself into his seat. "Jet Li's my hero."

Gan Ning rolled his eyes. "uo noly sin hat ose hi moks uo oni." He said through a mouth full of popcorn.

Lu Xun had a discussed look on his face. "What?"

Gan Ning put up one finger as a means to say 'hold on a second'. He swallowed his food. "I said! You're only sayin' that because he makes you horny."

"HE DOES NOT MAKE ME HORNY!"

That turned a few head. Lu Xun blushed. "He does not."

Liu Bei was really scared. "Can I go home now?"

Sun Shang pouted. "You said you'd watch the movie with us."

"Uh… Um… I… Uh…" Liu Bei stammered until he finally gave up. "Never mind."

Sun Shang beamed and then went back to watching the commercials.

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"Zhang He…"

"Yes?"

"Why does Ma Chao keep calling me?"

Zhang He walked out of the kitchen to see Sima Yi staring at the phone like it had Suck Me Off written in big bold letters. "Sima Yi? Ma Chao keeps calling?"

"Yes… He keeps calling and asking me about that babe who's my best friend… Do you think he's finally lost it?"

Zhang He shrugged. "You hang out with me and Zhen Ji a lot. Maybe he means Zhen Ji."

Sima Yi shook his head. "No I already asked about her. He says it was the other 'babe'." He put the phone back on the receiver. "I don't know… he's crazy."

"Yeah… he had been a little out of it lately." Zhang He jumped down on the couch next to Sima Yi. "Would you like me to sing a song so you can forget about the scary stalker man?"

Sima Yi frowned. "I don't care… sure… he'll be calling back in two minutes anyway."

"Two minutes?"

"Yeah he takes a two minute break between each call, kind creepy."

"Hm… I wonder why two minutes… It shall forever remain… A mystery."

Sima resisted the urge to role his eyes. "Are you going to sing me a song or not."

"OKAY!" zhang He bounced up and started singing.

Movie posters lined up on the street corner

I'm already tired of this town

The phone rang again but Zhang He continued singing. Sima Yi picked it up. "Hello?'

"Sima Yi…" The voice on the other end had a warning tone.

Sima Yi sighed. "What do you want?

Je t'aime, Je t'aime

I don't want to have an unfulfilled dream

But romance will awaken

Sima Yi covered the microphone. "Zhang He could you stop singing for two seconds?"

AI SHITERU WA

"What? NO! No… That not a girl that's my room mate… singing… in Japanese, French and English all at once… what?"

"I asked you if you hung out with this friend often."

"Yeah all the time… hold on a second I've got another call" He switched lines, "Hello?"

"GIVE THE PHONE TO ZHANG HE! NOW!"

"One moment please." He turned to Zhang He, "Zhen Ji's on the…"

"BEFORE MY CAFÉ AU LAIT GET COLD! KISS ME ONE MORE… Hello? Zhen Ji?"

On the other line… Zhen Ji was extatic about… something? "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! GUESS WHAT?"

"Uh… what?"

"CAO PI! You know him… Tall brown hair gray eyes but sexy brood shoulders."

Zhang He blinked. "Yes?"

"HE TOTALLY ASKED ME OUT!"

"REALLY!"

"YEAH!"

"OHMYGOD!"

"I KNOW TOTALLY OHMYGOD!"

"WOW LIKE… OH MY GOD!"

"YEAH LIKE…"

Sima Yi tapped Zhang He on the shoulder. "Now, love… I realize this is a thoroughly important conversation but I was talking to a creepy stalker man who doesn't like to be kept waiting."

"Oh… sorry. Zhen Ji I'll totally call you back so we can like talk about this later okay?"

"Okay bye!"

Zhang He gave the phone back to Sima yi and continued singing but changed songs.

the shining asphalt on the freeway of romance
I'm gonna get you Baby
...before midnight (I shoot at your heart)
I say... BANG! BANG! (I shoot at your love)

Sima Yi changed lines. "So what about Zhang He."

"He a guy right? That's totally cool guy are always better in…"

"IF YUOU DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME I'LL KILL YOU! TELL ME YOUR ANSWERE, CHOSE ME OR DIE!"

Sima Yi practically sneered into the phone. "I'm sorry but Zhang He has a lover at the moment."

"Really? Damn… who?"

"Well… It's me actually."

"LOVE YOU… LOVE YOU! What are you guys talking about?"

"Uh…"

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CU in chapter 14

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A/N – (O.o) heh… There you have it! Part 13 of Traumatized! I got this idea from gravitation comics ya know? I'm going to put one of those Suichi's things to do in the next issue… 'cept it's… ZHANG HE'S THINGS TO DO IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! YAY!

Zhang He's – Things to do in the next chapter

- Get fought over by Yi and Chao.

- Schedule sex dates (like play date but… you know)

- Have girl talk with Zhen Ji