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AN – Once again… READ ME! READ MY NOW! Okay this is PWP (porn without plot) to the extreme… Don't have a spaz attack… If you're not a yaoi fan then don't read this! JUST BACK AWAY SLOW LIKE! Okei Dokei… Now… ON WITH THE PORN!

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't tell, don't ask, don't sue, I do own this plot line though… (Readers: what plot line?) SILENCE!

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Zhen Ji's Book (For Hard Core Yaoi Fangirls)

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Zhou Yu sat on the couch in his apartment's living room, it's his apartment and Sun Ce just lives there. He looked up as Sun Ce walked out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee.

"Damn, Zhou Yu, you make good coffee." Sun Ce smirked taking a sip, "I love you, will you marry me and bear my children."

"Only if you wear the dress." Zhou Yu scoffed turning back to his book.

Sun Ce licked his lips, "What if I were to suck you off right now?" He placed his coffee cup down on a table and stalked towards Zhou Yu.

"I still wouldn't wear the dress." Zhou Yu replied pulling his knees up to his chest. "And don't even think about it, I'm trying to read."

Sun Ce sat next to him on the couch. "Watcha reading?"

"Why do you need to know?"

Sun Ce shrugged and moved closed to Zhou Yu, trying to see the title of the book. "Hardcore… Yaoi? What's that?"

Zhou Yu jumped; he hadn't noticed Sun Ce getting so close. "Go away I'm trying to read!"

Sun Ce beamed; he grabbed Zhou Yu's ankles and pulled his leg's away from his chest. "Just pretend like I'm not here."

Zhou Yu jerked away from him. "But I'm…"

"Easy pretty boy… You know what I think."

Zhou Yu sighed, placing his book down on the coffee table. "What do you 'think' Sun Ce?"

"I think we should have sex."

Zhou Yu scoffed. "Thank you for putting it so bluntly!"

Sun Ce pouted. "No seriously, we haven't done it since Zhang He's party."

"You know why?"

"No… Why?"

"Because I'm pregnant."

Sun Ce twitched. "Really?"

Zhou Yu sighed. "No."

Realization dawned and Sun CE smiled, "OH! Heh… good one… now let's do it."

"But…" Zhou Yu suddenly felt himself being pressed into the couch by a much larger body, "RAPE! RAPE!"

"Shut up, I haven't even gotten your panties off yet."

Zhou Yu whimpered as he felt Sun Ce's hands deviling under his shirt. "I just… wanted to read my…" Sun Ce silenced him, catching his lips in a heated kiss.

Zhou Yu, half hard and rising fast, started noticing the hands that were running along his back had continued down and were massaging his ass, which wasn't that bad off a feeling actually.

He found himself 'unwillingly' moaning into Sun Ce's mouth.

One of sun Ce's hands moved up to lightly tweak one of Zhou Yu's nipples. The other boy melted against the couch, he was already panting. Yes… Sun Ce was just that good.

Just as suddenly as he'd started 'raping' Zhou Yu, he stopped.

Zhou Yu screamed. "Damn you, bastard."

Sun Ce took his shirt off; revealing all that rock hard Sun Ce muscle everyone knew was there. "Hey! What happened to, 'RAPE RAPE'?"

Zhou Yu shivered, but it wasn't because he was cold. "Please just…"

"Fuck you?"

Zhou Yu would have glares, if he wasn't so horny. "You put it so bluntly."

Sun Ce leaned forward and nibbled on Zhou Yu's ear. "Knew you couldn't resist me."

Zhou Yu whimpered. "Yes, you're a sex god now just fuck me!"

Sun Ce smirked. "Where's the…"

Zhou Yu started shuffling around and reaching in between the cushions. "Lube, here." Zhou Yu handed him a small tube.

Sun Ce snatched it from him; an odd look crossed his face. He smirked. "Get up and strip."

Zhou Yu gasped, this wasn't something he normal would agree to doing, but this wasn't a normal case scenario… and besides… He was damn horny. He wanted to stand naked in the middle his living room in front of his sex god. He was now rock hard and the thought of striping for Sun Ce really turned him on.

So he slipped off his pants and underwear, Sun Ce did the same and began stroking his massive erection. Zhou Yu slipped off his shirt and crawled back to the couch. "Reward me."

Sun Ce looked Zhou Yu over carefully. His young body was all smooth planes and ridges of lean muscle, slim hips, tight ass and rock hard cock standing straight up. Sun Ce smirked. "You're exceptional I suppose."

Zhou Yu scoffed. "Oh please."

"Now come here."

"You know… I don't think I will."

"Zhou Yu!"

"Just kidding."

Zhou Yu sat sideways on Sun Ce's lap; he leaned forwards and planted a hot wet kiss o Sun Ce's lips. The kiss soon deepened as Sun Ce thrust his tongue into Zhou Yu's mouth. They were kissing again, hands running everywhere all over Zhou Yu's silky body, worshipping the boy with his mouth. He felt Zhou Yu arch up underneath him as he sucked on a nipple. Sun Ce reached over to the table where he'd put the lube, and squeezed some out into his hand. Softly, he stroked the inside of Zhou Yu's thighs, spreading them apart more.

Zhou Yu ran his hands over the chiseled muscles of Sun Ce' back, gasping at the attention the man's mouth was giving him. When he felt the first finger slip inside him, he moaned at the feeling. It was unfamiliar, but as Sun Ce moved it in and out, he involuntarily lifted his hips, wanting more. Sun Ce gave it to him, sliding in a second finger and then a third, searching for Zhou Yu's pleasure spot. He knew when he found it; the younger boy arched up off the bed and gave a strangled cry. Faster and faster, he moved his fingers in and out of Zhou Yu's body, until the boy was sobbing. "Sun Ce! Please!"

Sun Ce wanted to tease Zhou Yu more; but his own desire was impossible to ignore any longer. So he removed his fingers and waited until he had Zhou Yu's attention once again. The longhaired boy whimpered as he watched Sun Ce smooth more of the lube on his hard length. He wanted it so badly; then Sun Ce was pressing just the tip against Zhou Yu's entrance and he forgot all else but the need to be filled once again. The pressure drove him insane, and the sight of the beautiful man holding his legs apart and preparing to enter him was too much. "Do it," Zhou Yu squeaked desperately. "Take me, Sun Ce."

There was a limit to even Sun Ce' self-control, and that was it; whispering the boy's name, he pushed inside, past the tight ring of muscle. He knew Zhou Yu would be tight, this was incredible; Zhou Yu's body gripped him, trying to keep him out, while Zhou Yu himself begged for more.

Zhou Yu gasped for breath; the pleasure-pain filled him as he was invaded. Then Sun Ce started to thrust shallowly inside him, and the cock inside him brushed against that spot again. Suddenly, all was pleasure, all was perfect; he craved every thrust. Every time Sun Ce filled him, he rode higher, until all he could think about was the next wave of ecstasy. Mindless, he cried Sun Ce' name, and thrashed below him. He felt the man's hand then, wrapped around his cock; Sun Ce stroked him and pounded him until Zhou Yu was sure he would die.

Building up to a throbbing crescendo of passion, the two moved together; Sun Ce lost in the tight responsiveness of his lover and Zhou Yu wondering if anything was allowed to feel this good. The end was near, and Zhou Yu was first, pumping out his hot seed all over them, screaming at the top of his lungs. Sun Ce quickly followed, burying himself one more time in the tight heat that drew from him the most intense climax of his life. Both boys stilled, savoring the final moments of completion; Zhou Yu clung to Sun Ce' arms, and the others back was arched, his head flung back.

Sun Ce leaned over Zhou Yu satiated body and grabbed his book off the coffee table. "Hey Zhou Yu… Where'd you get this?"

Zhou Yu's cheeks turned pink, he cleared his throat. "Zhen Ji gave it to me."

Sun Ce nodded slowly, "And who, exactly, are you going to try this on?"

Zhou Yu blushed miserably. "She didn't say, she just told me I might enjoy reading it."

Sun Ce raised an eyebrow, "And do you?"

"Yes…"

Sun Ce grinned and shook his head. "Perverts." Tossing the book onto the floor, he leaned down and plastered a wet, smacking kiss on his protesting lover. "So… Have you gotten to chapter three yet?"

"Sun Ce!"

The End

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AN – DUUUUUUUUUUDE! NNEEEHEE! (-cough-) (-sniff-) sorry these Author notes are a totally turn off… R&R! BECAUSE THAT WAS DAMN SEXY! ADDMIT IT! Once again… I tell you that this doesn't really tie in with the rest of the story… but if you think about it… it does… A paradox a paradox a most ingenious paradox ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a pa-ra-dox… sorry… I'll get around to writing chapter… uh… the next chapter… EVENTUALLY! BWAHAHAHA! KENPAI! (-leaves-)