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AN – Dude this story is now back after being deleted... heh... heh... YOU "WORTHLESS SCUM" WHO DON'T EVER REVIEW EVER! I HATE YOU GO DIE! Heh… and now for our feature presentation…

Disclaimer – Don't Own, Don't ask, Don't sue, Don't Tell Koei (-wink-)

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TRAUMATIZED

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

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Sima Yi walked around the park track, kicking rocks out of his way as he went. After a while the rocks seemed to the point and rolled politely out of his way. He got tired after about an hour and sat down on a bench.

Sima Yi sighed. "Idiot…"

Since he and Zhang He got together, Sima Yi finally found out that Zhang He could not, for the life of him, be serious about, in general, anything.

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Zhang He looked at the door. With pout he turned to Ma Chao. "Will you go home, now? I've got to go find Sima Yi."

Ma Chao shrugged. "Yeah sure, whatever. See ya."

Ma Chao left; he was mentally retarded by that time, staring at Zhang He for so long caused the cells in his brain to lose blood and die.

Zhang He put on clothes, boy cloths, and was about to set out to find Sima Yi… When the phone rang. With out a though, as if it was a reflex, he answered it.

"Hello?"

"ZHANG HE! You BITCH! You didn't call me back! I like totally hate you now."

There was a pause.

Zhen Ji giggled. "Sorry I'm like a totally spaz! I'm so excited! We're going on a Date tomorrow!"

Zhang He sighed. "That's so cool."

There was a gasp over the phone. "Okay what's wrong!"

"What? Nothing!"

You could practically hear Zhen Ji scoff. "Oh come on! I've been your best friend for hoe long! What's up with you and Sima Yi?"

Zhang He sighed again and sat down on a couch. "I don't know he's all mad at me because I scheduled him and Ma Chao play dates."

There was another pause.

"Well that was stupid!"

Zhang He blushed. "WHAT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!"

Zhen Ji shook her head but Zhang He didn't really know because he was on the phone with her and couldn't see it. "Look, Zhang He, You have a boyfriend now."

"Well Duh."

"Yes… and do you reeeally think that he's going to want to share you with another boy?"

"Uh…"

"Take that into consideration and go find Sima Yi!"

"YOU RIGHT! I'm so selfish I really should go out and… hey… how did you know Sima Yi left?"

"Uh… Um… I gotta go! BYE!"

Zhang He twitched as the phone line went dead.

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Sima Yi sat on the park bench when he hear a familiar sound approaching.

"I'M NOT A GIRL AND I'M NOT A HOOKER GODDAMNIT! SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"

This was accompanied by he's room mate, current object of his hate, lust, and everything in between, sat down on the bench next to him.

"Can you believe those guys?" Zhang He giggled.

Sima Yi crossed his arms over his chest and looked away.

Zhang He sighed. "Okay I guess I deserve it, you hate me now… I just came to say… well…. Uh…"

Sima Yi cocked his eyebrows, not that Zhang He could see it because he was stilled turned away, and gave Zhang He that 'I'm waiting' look, but he couldn't see that either… but he knew it was there.

Zhang He pouted. "Sima Yi you're not being very fair!"

Sure… This coming from the SLUT!

"I just wanted to say sorry!"

Sima Yi turned around, now Zhang He could defiantly see 'The Look'. "And what happens if I say I forgive you?"

Zhang He clapped his hands together. "We'll go home and I'll make you cheese toesties!"

Sima Yi raised a fine eyebrow. "And…?"

Zhang He bit his lip. "And… I'll… promise to…"

"Never go on a date with Ma Chao."

Zhang He sighed. "That's what this is all about right?"

Sima Yi scooted closer to his girly friend. "Yes it is… so what are YOU going to do about it? Hmm?"

Zhang He looked up into Sima Yi's eyes and finally gave in. "Fine! No sharing!"

"You mine."

"I'm yours."

Sima Yi smirked and standing up said, "Let's go home."

"Our home!"

"Yes, Our home Zhang He, must I really spell it out for you?"

Zhang He glared at him, "Well it would make things easeier…"

Sima Yi laughed, Zhang He laughed, some random guy walking down the street laughed at them. So they went back home together happily… together… and they were happy…

Jeez… she's only writing this because she needs to fill up the forth page. SHUT UP!

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CU for the last episode in chapter 16

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A/N – Come on… say it with me… One. Two. Three… AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEE! Tee-he… I'm not usually into writing cute things. Okay so if you're all freaked out and like. OH NO! This can't be the end! Don't worry… THIS WILL CONTINUE! In… wait for it… Terrorized! YEAH! Heh… sorry… I like my titles

Zhang He's – Things to do in the next chapter

- Learn how to make cheese toasties (-because he didn't do that this time XP-)

- Go back to school in STYLE!

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