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AN – Wah! The last Chapter, but don't worry! The Happy Yaoi Adventures of Dynasty Warriors Four will continue in Terrorized! Yay! See you there!
Disclaimer – Don't Own, Don't ask, Don't sue, Don't Tell Koei (-wink-)
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TRAUMATIZED
CHAPTER SIXTEEN (-yes… The final chapter-)
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(-recap-)
Sima Yi laughed, Zhang He laughed, some random guy walking down the street laughed at them. So they went back home together happily… together… and they were happy…
(-read on-)
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Zhen Ji's POV
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Okay… so… I'm really starting to hate Zhang He, just a tiny bit, you know? He just… HAD… to take my advice…
I 'm at my favorite diner with my new boy friend, on our first date I might add, and low and behold, Ma Chao turns up talking about how bored he was now that Zhang He wasn't going to… you know… yeah… you do… I shall remain silent…
So now my date has suddenly become a boy's night out… except… I'm here, oh woe is me…
Ma Chao's going on and on and on and on and… on… to Cao Pi about some new weapon that he found on some online weapon shop.
Cao Pi, my boy friend, MINE back off bitch... anyway… he's not really listening… He's more interested with his pop, and of course staring at the front of my shirt, coincidentally the logo on which was: "Hey! If not to distract boys then what good are they?"
I sigh, This has been a really great afternoon.
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Zhang He looked at his toaster as if it were some kind of alien device. "Sima Yi?"
The other boy wasn't very far off, and had been staying very (very very very) close, since they'd gotten home. He raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
Zhang He laughed and gave Sima Yi his best '100 watt' smile. "You know how back in the park I promised I'd make you… um… cheese toesties?"
Sima Yi pressed even close to his smaller friend, so close, in fact, Zhang He was not only pinned between the counter and Sima Yi's body he could also smell the other… AXE! "Yes?"
Zhang he paused from his smelling of the Axe and looked back up at Sima Yi. "Uh… um… Yeah I just had one question about it…"
Sima Yi nodded. "And it is…?'
"What are cheese toesties, how do you make them and… yeah that's it…" Zhang He beamed.
There was a long moment of silence. Then Sima Yi spoke up. "So… you're saying… offered to make me a snack and you not only didn't know how to make it, you didn't even know what it was?"
Zhang He nodded and nodded until head looked like it'd fall off, which wouldn't be so terrible since, like chickens, his brain was quite small and he'd probably be able to live without it.
Sima Yi groaned. "Well I'm not letting you off easy."
"Yeah I know."
"You should fell really badly."
"Yeah I know."
"And now I'm going to have to teach you how to make cheese toesties."
"Yeah I know."
Sima Yi twitched, he'd not only noticed that Zhang He hadn't only repeated the same thing three times but he was still nodding too. "Okay… So where to begin."
Zhang He pouted. "I don't want to make cheese toesties!"
Sima Yi groaned. "What is it that you want to make?"
The other boy grinned. "A full course dinner!"
"I see…" The other boy looked around the kitchen. "Alright then… a full course dinner it is."
"YAY!"
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"So He just asked me to leave and stuff… But It's alright. Now I can just spend time with you and Zhen Ji." Ma Chao smiled like an idiot before taking another bit of Cao Pi's food.
Cao Pi rubbed the bridge of his nose; he felt a headache coming on. "That's nice Ma Chao." He shot Zhen Ji an apologetic look from across the table.
YES! HE'S FINALLY PAYING SOME ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
She smiled. "Um… Cao Pi, you know I'm full so… let's go out to a movie or something, ok?"
Ma Chao swallowed his mouth full. "Yeah! There's this great new movie called 'Unleashed' out! We should all go see it!"
Cao Pi shrugged. "Whatever."
DAMN YOU MA CHAO! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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"VOILA!" Zhang He exclaimed, holding a large lasagna between two purple oven mitts. "I have created a full course, un-burnt, delicious dinner of Lasagna, Garlic bread and salad! PRAISE MY BEAUTIFUL FOOD!"
Sami Yi raised an eyebrow. "You did a good job. Nothing burnt you say? Excellent work, Zhang He." He commented.
After receiving praise from his boyfriend, Zhang He beamed and suddenly looked like a preschool child who'd just painted his first finger paint. "Yay!"
After setting the table and lighting a few romantic candles, they sat down to eat dinner together.
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"Tell ME again," Gan Ning started as he and Lu Xun approached the cinema. "Why, exactly, are we going to see 'Unleashed' Again?"
The younger boy turned and glared daggers at him. "We are going to the same movie, and will keep going to the same movie, over and over and over again until I ACCTUALLY GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING WITHOUT BEING DRAGGED INTO THE BATHROOM BY A PERVERT, who will remain unnamed, GAN NING!"
Gan Ning laughed hesitantly. "Yeah… well… let's get going."
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Sima Yi and Zhang He Were sitting down on the couch, after dinner of course, watching a, old, black and white, movie that involved everyone's favorite black and white movie man… Charlie Chaplin.
Zhang He snuggled against Sima Yi's side. "Every one says he's not funny anymore, but he totally is." He whispered with a slight yawn.
Sima Yi pulled the thin boy closer to him. "Yeah, well no one has any sense of comedy anymore."
Zhang He yawned again. "You mean, sense of humor."
"Whatever…" Sima Yi rested his head on top of Zhang He's, "After this you're going to sleep."
The other boy looked up at him pouting, also know as – doing his best impression of a puppy who'd who been kicked too many times and then gotten itself lost in a crowd. "Wanna make a deal?"
Sami Yi sighed. "Fine."
The other boy sprawled himself in Sima Yi's lap. "I'll only go to sleep… I you come with me."
Sima Yi smiled. "Deal."
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Back at school the next day
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"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A LEFT!"
"I THOUGH YOU SAID RIGHT!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T YOU LOSER!"
"LOSER? HA! FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DID! MR. HAPPY POTOMAS!"
"HAPPY POTO MAS! HA! YOU…"
"ZHANG HE! SIMA YI! DETENTION! AFTER CLASS!"
The boys sighed, "Sorry, Professor Cao Cao."
"SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! AHH! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! SIT DOWN!"
Sami Yi and Zhang He headed towards their desks. "This is all your fault." Sima Yi murmured.
"MY FAULT! WHY YOU LITTLE!"
"ZHANG HE! DOUBLE DETENTION! NOW SIT DOWN!"
Zhang He gave Sima Yi a glare of death. "You're so going to pay for that in the sequel…"
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THE END! (-Let's put an end, the final-) DIRU ROCKS! GAH!
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A/N – There you go! How happy was that! The next installment of Traumatized will be Terrorized! AHH! Okay… that's enough of that! I know I should be happy because my story's finished… but I'm sad… because all my review got deleted… (-sigh-) oh well… SEE YOU NEXT TIME! P.S. I'm taking al little break in between to write a Samiuria Warriors fic yay So you'll just have to wait! R&R!
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