"Welcome Seniors to the Neptune High karaoke night," said Principle Cemmons into the microphone on the stage. "Being as you have never heard of this event I will have to explain the rules to you. But before the rules I will say that if any of your decide not to participate in this event you will not be able to graduate comes graduation."
'What a bore' thought Veronica as she rolled her eyes, 'Karaoke is so much fun, last time I had to do this was when I was suspended for making fake ID's. Oh the memories of those Tritons. I wonder how the new inductees are doing. I can't ask Duncan though, there "is no such thing as the Tritons".
"So sometime in this past few weeks most of you have filled out a questionnaire in your homeroom. One of the questions was what song represents your life at this given time. Little did you all know that that question would come back to haunt you. That song is the one you will be singing."
'Oh great, this should be interesting.'
"However we needed some student judges along with teacher judges and since some of you did not take the questionnaire or decided to answer it with inappropriate answers you people will be the student judges. Those people will be Wallace Fennel, Logan Echolls, Jackie Cook, Eli Navarro..."
'What a panel of judges right there. Logan and Weevil hate each other and I don't think Wallace and Jackie have talked to each other since he returned.' Veronica thought as Clemmons kept reading a name of the ten student judges.
"Our first singer will actually be a duet. These two people wrote the same song, so now it is a duet. When they are done they will pick a name out of a hat and that person will be the next singer. And here is Cindy Mackenzie and Cassidy Casablanca."
The crowd laughed and cheered as the couple entered the stage and the music started.
Mac: They say we're young and we don't know we won't find out until we grow
Beav: Well I don't know if all that's true 'cause you got me, and baby I got you
Beav: Babe
Both: I got you babe I got you babe
Mac: They say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent
Beav: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot but at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Beav: Babe
Both: I got you babe I got you babe
Beav: I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
Mac: And when I'm sad, you're a clown and if I get scared, you're always around
Mac: So let them say your hair's too long 'cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Beav: Then put your little hand in mine there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
Beav: Babe
Both: I got you babe I got you babe
Beav: I got you to hold my hand
Mac: I got you to understand
Beav: I got you to walk with me
Mac: I got you to talk with me
Beav: I got you to kiss goodnight
Mac: I got you to hold me tight
Beav: I got you, I won't let go
Mac: I got you to love me so
Both: I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe
The crowd was in shock, they were surprisingly really good. They both bowed and Mac went to the hat and pulled out a name. "Dick Casablanca," she said into the microphone. He stood up and went to the stage.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song"
'What a perfect song for conceited Dick.'
Dick went to the hat and picked out a name, "Gia Goodman". He looked her in the eyes as she walked up the stage, she just sneered at him.
"You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your leer jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."
She then pulled out a name. "Duncan Kane." He came up and stared at Veronica with a sympathetic look.
"It still feels like our first night together
Feels like the first kiss and
It's gettin' better baby
No one can better this
I'm still hold on and you're still the one
The first time our eyes met it's the same feelin' I get
Only feels much stronger and I wanna love ya longer
You still turn the fire on
So If you're feelin' lonely.. don't
You're the only one I'd ever want
I only wanna make it good
So if I love ya a little more than I should
Please forgive me I know not what I do
Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you
Don't deny me
This pain I'm going through
Please forgive me
If I need ya like I do
Please believe me
Every word I say is true
Please forgive me I can't stop loving you
Still feels like our best times are together
Feels like the first touch
We're still gettin' closer baby
Can't get close enough I'm still holdin' on
You're still number one I remember the smell of your skin
I remember everything
I remember all your moves
I remember you
I remember the nights ya know I still do
So if you're feelin' lonely.. don't
You're the only one I'd ever want
I only wanna make it good
So if I love ya a little more than I should
Please forgive me I know not what I do
Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you
Don't deny me
This pain I'm going through
Please forgive me
If I need ya like I do
Please believe me
Every word I say is true
Please forgive me I can't stop loving you
One thing I'm sure of
is the way we make love
and the one thing I depend on
is for us to stay strong
With every word and every breath I'm prayin'
That's why I'm sayin'...
Please forgive me I know not what I do
Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you
Don't deny me
This pain I'm going through
Please forgive me
If I need ya like I do
Please believe me
Every word I say is true
Please forgive me I can't stop loving you"
He then went to the hat and pulled out a name, "Veronica Mars."
'Of all people still left in this room he has to chose my name,' she thought as she went on the stage. She then looked at the screen and remembered the song she had chosen earlier this week. 'Oh shit, this is really gonna get to him.' The music started playing, there was no way to turn back now.