Ficlet!Sugar-High
By Shyro Foxfeather
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Eiri Yuki entered the kitchen on a mission to sneak a little noontime breakfast. As he entered the food bearing room he was greeted by the back of one Shuichi Shindou. Quiet snickering echoed off the rock star as Yuki stared at the boy in a mix of idle confusion and agitation. "What are you doing?"
Shuichi jumped and stiffened. He turned slowly, a look of guilt on his face as he tried to block the counter behind him from the novelist's scrutinizing gaze. "Ano…nothing."
Yuki raised a finely tuned eyebrow. "Right." He muttered grabbing Shu-chan's wrist and pulling him forward. Yuki blinked at the bowl with a bit of shocked disgust.
There, on the counter, sat a large bowl filled to the brim with marshmallows from some American brand cereal. Beside the bowl lay a scattered array of the actual cereal bits and it was easy to deduce that the idiotic, pink haired boy had picked all the marshmallows from the cereal boxes depths.
"Is this why we keep running out of cereal?"
Shuichi nodded.
"Is this why you've been bouncing off the walls for the past few days?" Unfortunately Shuichi and the band were on break so any hyper-ness obtained at home was subjected to Eiri.
Shuichi nodded and fidgeted a little.
"…Is this why you keep trying to claw your way into the bathroom when I'm taking a shower?"
Shuichi blinked and blushed. "Uh…maaaaaybe."
"Is this why Tatsuha's sitting outside our door, with dyed blond hair, and won't leave?"
Shuichi took on a disgruntled demeanor. "He glomped me first!" Tatsuha, in a fit of courage due to his brother's absence, had glomped Shuichi. Shuichi, being the sugar drugged chibi boy he is, glomped him back. Thus Tatsuha, in his momentary haven, was on a mission to molest the Ryuichi-look-alike no matter what…
Yuki glared at the general direction of the front door and grabbed the cereal box from the counter. In one fluid motion the box was in the trash. "Damn stalkers." He muttered as he went to go get the pepper spray from Shuichi's dresser (K wouldn't allow him a gun). "Hyper-Shuichi is mine."
…It took him a while to figure out that, in a sense, he was defending his boyfriend's honor.
It disturbed him so.
He still blamed the marshmallows… Hyper rock stars always got the weird fans…
…Owari…
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Disclaimer: I owned a cactus…and it died. Gravitation is not mine, luckily.
…Uh. I was eating Lucky Charms and…this was born. Stupid, plot-less, ficlet.
Gotta love Tatsuha for trying though! Yes, I'm a Tatsuha lover but for the weirdest reason I can't figure out why…