Disclaimer: I own nothing but my dignity.
Terra ran into the cafeteria, tears streaming from her sapphire-blue eyes. Rushing to the table, she fell next to Wonder Woman.
"Guys! Oh no! I just did something terrible!" she cried.
"What's wrong?" inquired Wonder Woman. "Here, have a tissue," She handed a Kleenex to Terra, who gratefully took it and blew her nose.
"Shut up! I can't concentrate on astral projecting with you whining. Terra! Gosh, you're such a traitor!" hissed Raven, annoyed.
"I thought we talked about that! I know I joined Slade and broke Beast Boy's heart, but you said you forgave me!" protested Terra, confused.
"Fck this sht! I'm leaving!" shouted Raven as she shaded out.
"So what happened! Don't make me break out my lasso of truth!" said Wonder Woman, breaking the silence.
"I, I, umm..." stuttered Terra as Starfire walked in on crutches with casts in several places.
"Whew! The doctor said my legs, and my arms, and um, my neck will heal...in a few years." wheezed Starfire, clearly not herself.
"..I accidentally landed a rock on Starfire," finished Terra, wincing.
Aghast, Bumblebee yelled,
"Fa shizzle! Ya think you could dropped it a little harder, yo? The poor girl is gon' be in some pain! Girl, pleez!"
Seeing Terra cry even harder, Starfire was quick to reply,
"It's not so bad! They gave me painkillers, and tranquilizers, and..." Starfire fell into a coma.
"OH NO!" sobbed Terra.
"Calm down Terra! Have some Sour patch kids."
A/N Hey guys! Hope you like it. Yes, I know some characters are a bit off, but it was to make it funnier. Please review!