It was lunchtime, as usual, and everything seemed normal. Or did it? Raven's aura glowed from black to white, blinking on and off. Finally, with much effort, she said,

"Ok guys, I must confess."

"Ya'll feelin' a'ight? Ya'll nevuh talk 'bout yo feelin's!" cried Bumblebee, bewildered.

"Yeah, Raven! You usually threaten to send Starfire to another dimension!" added Terra, equally confused. Nodding, Starfire chimed in,

"Yes, it is always with the threats, and-"

"SHUT UP!" roared Raven, wishing she had never spoken.

"Kay ya'll, she is back ta normal." confirmed Bumblebee. Cloak and hair raising in a black aura, Raven said desperately,

"Can't I just confess, already!"

"Only if Starfire gives me back my lasso first!" interjected Wonder Woman, glaring at the blushing Tamaranean clutching her lasso of Truth.

"Oh, many apologies, Wonder Woman! Let me sing the 700-stanze poem of Tamaranean apologies! Klor-"began Starfire.

"No, that's okay! Really...infact... you can just keep the lasso..." stammered Wonder Woman, backing away. Sighing impatiently, Bumblebee yelled,

"Girl, pleez! Just make da confession, a'ight!"

Taking a deep breath, Raven finally turned to Terra with tearful eyes.

"Okay, okay. I'm a lesbian. I love you with every fiber of my being!" she confessed, lunging at the now confused girl.

"But, but you always act so uncool towards me!" reasoned Terra. "You curse at me and call me a traitor!"

"That's only because I can't deal with my emotions. I mean, I'm Raven. Duh. If I don't meditate, my head explodes." explained Raven desperately.

"I'm sorry, Raven. I love Beast Boy. I just see you as a friend," said Terra sadly. Sobbing hysterically, the poor empathy choked out,

"Fck this! I wish Trigon would kill me already!"

Sympathetically, Wonder Woman replied,

"Don't cry, Raven! Have some chicken!"

END

A/N Hey people! I hoped that the product of my boredom gave you a few good laughs. I know it sure made my lunch table crack up. Please review! Here are the names of my friends and who they played (as they inspired what happened, especially this last chapter!)

Me: Starfire

Varshita: Raven

Caroline: Terra

Kristen: Wonder Woman

Franzi: Bumblebee

Also check out the Sailor Moon themed ones (I will get them up soon!). Much love!

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