Kidea: This is pure Anzu bashing! Four weeks in Anzu's life where everything goes wrong! She will die a lot but God brings her back and makes it worse. Let us begin! chants Die Anzu die, die Anzu die! Oh and this fic is really random…The Hand of God makes many appearances. Oh and the POV changes.

Yami: Kidea does not own Yugioh…much to her dismay.

LIFE'S MISERABLE WHEN YOU'RE ME.

THEY'RE GAY

Anzu walked up the street to the Kame Game Shop. She had been in the area and decided she needed to see Yami…well actually she had just decided to come and see him, even if her house was practically on the other side of town. She walked into the store and smiled as the bell above the door gave a familiar jingle. Yugi's grandpa was behind the counter and she walked up.

"Hello Mr. Motou. Is Yami in?" She asked spreading a sickly sweet smile. Grandpa nodded and pointed up stairs.

"He's with Yugi in his room." He said and he was distracted by a ten-year-old boy wanting duel monster cards.

"Thanks Mr. Motou." Anzu chirped and walked upstairs into the house. She pondered whether they were in Yami's room or Yugi's room. She walked up another set of stairs and heard giggling from Yami's room.

They must be in there. She thought to herself and she opened the door.

"Hey Ya-!" She stopped herself when she saw Yugi snaking his arms around her Yami and her Yami with his tongue down Yugi's throat. Yugi lept off his dark when he heard Anzu enter and turned bright pink.

"Can we help you Anzu?" Yami asked casually.

"Uh yeah. What the fuck!" The brunette screeched.

"What? Everyone knows about me and Yami."

"It's your own fault for being blinded by your infatuation with me." Yami said sitting on his bed and pulling Yugi into his lap.

"Is everyone I know gay!" Anzu cried and brought her hands to her face.

"Yep." The hikari and yami said in unison and Yugi resumed feeling Yami up and the older boy smirked and began attacking his hikari's throat. The girl screamed and ran out of the house, not looking where she was going she ran onto a six lane highway and was hit be a petrol truck that exploded upon impact.

Kidea: Ok so this didn't have too much Anzu bashing but I promise there will be a lot of really random deaths to Anzu in chapters to come. Next up is Seto Kaiba.