Kidea: Ok it's Seto's turn to make Anzu's life miserable. Oh be warned, slight OOC and Austin Powers rip offs. Hope you enjoy. Oh and an apology to any Anzu fans out there.
LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE MEILL-TEMPERED, MUTATED SEA BASS
Three years after his defeat to Yami in battle city Seto Kaiba was cryogenically frozen. Many years later he has been reanimated so that he can destroy the pharaoh. After much careful planning his plans were foiled when they dressed Anzu up as Yami so she could take his place. Seto stood in front of the holding cell looking pissed off.
"Stupid girl. Oh well, we can kill her instead. Mokuba! Open the tank!" The older boy ordered, "My sharks will have their first meal tonight!"
"Uh…big brother." An older Mokuba said timidly.
"What, what is it?" Seto snapped glaring at his brother. He looked a lot different and he was almost taller than Seto right now.
Stupid growth spurt…and why the hell did he cut his hair! The brunette thought eyeing his brother.
"Well…um…when you were frozen, sharks were put on the endangered species list. We could have got some but it would have taken years to clean up the red tape." The raven-haired boy said simply and looked over to the tank.
"Well…what do we have?"
"Sea bass." Mokuba said defiantly.
"Sea bass…rriiight." Seto said sarcastically.
"They are mutated Sea bass."
"Hmm…are they ill-tempered?" The older one asked quirking an eyebrow at his brother.
"Certainly." The younger boy chirped.
"Well it's a start. Put her in the tank!" He barked out his orders and he smirked to himself as Anzu was dragged off kicking and screaming. Jou walked in and watched Anzu be tied upside down above the tank and slowly dunked in. He raised an eyebrow when the doors began to close.
"What your not gonna watch her die?" He asked Seto who had moved to sit down in his large black leather chair.
"Of course not. I'm just going to close the doors and assume it all goes to plan." The brunette said and leaned back and picked up his now naked cat. There had been a few complications in the unfreezing process and the cat had lost all it's fur.
"Dude, I have a gun, in my room. You give me ten seconds I'll go get it, come back and boom! I'll blow her brains out." Jou said getting slightly hot headed.
"Watch puppy." Seto smirked and pressed a button and a screen came down from the roof and it flickered to life with the image of a screaming Anzu crying out for Yami to come and save her.
"Cool." Mokuba said and sat down in a chair next to his brother.
"I'm sorry I underestimated you." The blonde said sullenly and leaned against the wall to watch the show. Anzu was lowered into the pool of ill-tempered mutated sea bass and there was a crunching and ripping sound and she was lifted from the tank without her head.
"Very nice." Seto Kaiba smirked and flicked off the screen, "Puppy, I want you to call her friends and inform them of her death." He finished and continued stroking Mr. Bigglesworth.
"Ok then." Jou said and left the room to call Yami and Yugi. The phone rang twice and Yami picked up.
"Hello, Motou residence. Yami speaking."
"Hey Yami-kun, it's Jou."
"Hey give me a sec, I'll put it on speaker phone. Everyone's here." There was a slight click and everything sounded more distant and noisy.
"Hey everyone!" Jounichi called and everyone said hello back.
"What did you want Jou-kun?" Yugi's voice came through the earpiece.
"It's Anzu. She's been decapitated by an I'll-tempered mutated sea bass." He said simply. There was slight silence before Bakura's voice broke it.
"Fuck yeah!" He sounded rather happy.
"Is that all. That's cool. We'll see you tomorrow Jou." Honda said and the sounds of a game started up again.
"If that's it we'll see you tomorrow Jou-kun." Yugi chirped and there was a click and they hung up. Jou took the phone from his ear and hung it on the receiver.
"I knew the wouldn't care."
Kidea: So there you go. Chapter two! I had to use the ill-tempered mutated sea bass because I think it's really funny. The Hand of God makes it's first appearance in the next chapter.