By Mrs. Dolotta (oh and Payton might have helped a little)
Disclaimers- I don't any of these Kim possible characters except Cody and Maxwell. Nor do I own Baby Looney Tunes in case someone wants to get me for that. Kim belongs to Disney and looneys belong to WB. Simple as that. Leave me be.
Chapter 1 "The Victims Go Marching In""No Mary! It can never work between us! We're just too different."
"No Johnny! I can't live without you!"
"Mary,"
"Ah! I know what this is about! You've been seeing that other woman, haven't you!"
"It's not what you think."
"Auntie Lipsky, I don' wan' this."
Mama Lipsky, better known as Dr. Drakken's mother, took the half-eaten, lukewarm poptart from her little nephew's hand and began to gnaw on it between sobs.
"Why ya' cryin' Auntie?" the two-year-old asked her.
"Huh? Oh, don't worry about me Cody. I just get a little teary-eyed when I watch my soaps." She replied with a sniffle.
"How come? I see soap all the time an' I don' cry," Cody said.
"No silly-willy. I'm talking about a TV show called a soap," Mama Lipsky said cheering up.
"Why do dey call dem soaps then?"
"It's… it's a long story…" she giggled.
Cody looked at the TV screen for a minute then said, "I think I like cartoons better." Mama Lipsky laughed again.
The doorbell rang.
"Who is it?" Mrs. Lipsky said gently.
"It's me mother!"
She opened the door quickly to reveal a tall middle-age man with unique blue skin and a dark blue lab coat. A young woman with long black hair and green eyes in a black and green jump suit stood behind him with a large cardboard box in arms. She looked rather annoyed at something.
"Ohhhhh goody! It's my widdle Drewbie!" mama Lipsky said in excitement as she squeezed Drakken uber tight. Shego smirked. "I was really hoping you'd come by. Oh and you brought your girlfriend too! How sweet."
"Mother!" Drakken said. "I told you already she's not my girlfriend!"
Shego said nothing. She knew that no matter how many times Drakken said that Mama Lipsky would still call her his 'girlfriend' every single time they met. She gave up trying to correct her a long time ago.
"So," Mama Lipsky continued completely disregarding Drakken's last comment. "What brings you two here?"
"I was looking for some things in my la…er…uh, I mean home and they're absolutely nowhere to be seen. I figured I check here in the attic."
"Well, sure! You two go right ahead," she said inviting them in. "You know you're always welcome in our home. By the way, I have some of my famous pineapple upside-down biscuits in the oven. Want some?"
"You bet!" Drakken said, a goofy smile coming over his face. Shego rolled her eyes. She couldn't believe he still got exited when his 'mommy' baked for him.
"Great!" Mama Lipsky said. "You two just make yourselves comfortable on the couch and I'll bring them right out."
Drakken and Shego sat on the couch in front of the TV where two-year-old Cody was watching Baby Looney Tunes. On the coffee table next to them they saw a little baby boy about five-months old asleep in a car seat with a pacifier in his mouth.
"Hey Doc, look at that." Shego finally saidsomething since they arrived.
"Yes," he replied. "Those must be my cousin Carly's little boys. I heard about them but I never actually saw them."
"Hi," Cody walked over to them. "My name is Cody. An' that's my liddle brother Maxwell. Don' wake him up cuz he cries."
"Hi there Cody," Drakken said being friendly.
TBCI'm all outta time for writing now. Come on back and read the rest when I post it! It'll be uber funny soon enough… ---Payton & "you know who"
ps: I like the word "UBER" and may use it often. Tell me if it gets annoying.