Payton: Thanx so much 4 reviewing. It keeps me going during the harsh winters.
Mrs. Dolotta: She's dillusional.
Payton: Oh, don't you even start with me, pussycat. I'm mad enough at you as it is.
Mrs. Dolotta: She's lost it.
Chapter 3 "Hardships in the 'Infant'-ry"
"WAAAAAA!"
"Hey Code-red!" Shego said.
"It's Cody." Cody said.
"Whatever. Where's the off-button on this thing?"
"What?"
Shego groaned. "How do you make him stop crying?"
Cody crossed his arms over his chest. "Why ya askin' me? Aren't you supposed to be the babysitter?"
"Hey, don't you smart-mouth me, kid." Shego glared at him.
"Yer not very nice."
"Oh yeah? Well don't think for a single second that I enjoy taking care of you two little monsters."
"Shego!" Drakken said a he came into the den. "Don't call him a little monster! You'll make him cry too! Having been a babysitter you should know that."
"I said I was a babysitter. I didn't say I was a good one," Shego replied. "Besides, he doesn't seem to care anyway."
Cody stuck out his tongue at her. Shego did the same.
"All right, all right, stop it you two!" He said as he sat on the couch next to Shego and pulled a pacifier from the car seat. "Here give him this."
She did and Maxwell was instantly content.
"Wow," Shego said. "That was, um, amazing. How d'ya know?"
"Cuz Cousin Drew use ta have a pacifier till he was five-years-old." Cody giggled.
"What!" Drakken stuttered. "Where did you hear that?" Shego grinned at him. "N-n-not that it's true or anything…heh heh…"
"Yes it is. My Great Auntie tol' me so."
Shego started laughing. Drakken frowned.
"Oh go watchcartoons for Pete's sake," Drakken said.
Sorry for such a short chapter but I had to get this out! i know what your thinking. When does the shippiness set sail! Soon enough good people. ---Mrs. Dolotta & Payton. (has a nice ring, no?)
payton: I'll get that cat... Oh by the way, if you have any ideas for this story, send 'em my way via e-mail at I can't guarantee i'll use them because i do have some ideas but i would love to hear from you. And keep reviewing!
