Okay, thanks to reviews, I am now ready to do the Kakashi chapter. Depending on the reviews I get, this may or may not be the last chapter of this story. If you want to see it continue, please be sure to tell me, and I will comply with your requests. Wow, that sounded really weird!
But since I'm in such a good mood...hugs reviewers...I'm ready to do my worst! Kakashi, here I come! Although...you'd think if I'm in a good mood, I wouldn't want to be torturing people...but I'm scary that way.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Quigley. Or Shadow the fish, for that matter.

3 months later, Viewer #1 turned on the TV. She was flipping through the channels, looking for something to come on.

"Hey," said Viewer #2. "Turn it back."

"Yeah," agreed Viewer #3. "I think I saw something." He had recently re-discovered his underwear hidden in the toaster when he tried to make toast.

"I haven't even said anything yet!" said Viewer #1. "I always open!"

"Who cares," said Viewer #2. "You have the remote."

So Viewer #1 turned back about 50 channels, and all three stared in amazement. It was Funky's Special Show! The show that, 3 months ago, had been postponed due to legal matters!

"Hi!" said Funky from the screen. "I'm your host, Funky Magnum, and I'm back!"

"Yes, and he has a new assistant!" said a voice from the side. Rain bounced out, wearing bunny ears. "Me! Funky's super-cool sister, Rain!"

"IT'S HER!" cried Viewer #1, referring to the strange girl who had continuously showed up in the house with her weird friend, Quigley.

"My brother had troubling legal problems," Rain continued, "but, for a price, I got him out of it, because the show must go on!"

"So," said Funky, shoving Rain out of the way, "last time it was Sakura. I am sorry to say, Sakura had an unfortunate...'accident'..."

(Flashback)

Sasuke walked up to Sakura. He was wearing sunglasses. Sakura was standing on a dock, fishing with a mop.

"Oh, hi, Sasuke!" Sakura said.

"Uh, I'm not Sasuke. I'm...agent S." Sasuke paused. "I'm here to...to..."

"To what?" Sakura asked, blinking.

Suddenly, Sasuke reached out and pushed Sakura over the side of the dock. Then he re-adjusted his sunglasses and walked off.

(End Flashback)

"I'm right here!" said Rain, walking out wearing a Sakura costume and a pink wig.

"Uh, no offense, but you look like a scary doll," said Quigley, once again snacking on a candy-bar.

Rain shrugged. "It's the best I could do on such short notice."

"The scary thing is that you even HAVE a Sakura costume," Quigley said.

"ANYWAY, once my sister stops being a pinhead-" started Funky.

"Hahaha...pinhead...Oh, sorry. Carry on," said Rain.

"Right. Today, since we finally FOUND him, it's Special Guest Kakashi!" Funky waved his arms.

"Huh?" said Kakashi, walking onto the screen from the right.

"Hi, Kakashi!" said Funky. "Can I have your autograph!"

Rain shoved Funky out of the way. "Sorry, my brother, but I think you are going to have to sit this one out." She got out some rope and tied Funky to a tree.

"BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" whined Funky.

"Why do you have a rope?" asked Quigley.

Rain looked at the rope. "What, this? I always carry a rope around with me."

"Yeah, I have to be around Naruto all day, so I know what I'm talking about when I say you people are WEIRD." Kakashi reached into his back pocket. "I think I'll just...MY BOOK!"

Rain just smirked.

"All right, you little punk, what have you done with my book?"

"Ooh, what book?" Rain blinked innocently.

"NO!" cried Funky. "DON'T FALL INTO THAT EVIL-MASTERMINDED TRAP OF HERS!"

"My book," said Kakashi, not quite irritated, but not completely calm, either.

"Oh, well, I sure didn't...SWIPE...it, if that's what you're saying. I'm just a little girl! I can't do that..." Rain blinked her eyes.

Quigley just looked at her. Then he opened a can of pop with his mittened hands.

"Quigley," Rain said, turning, "why in the world do you still have mittens on?"

Quigley shrugged. "...'Cause..."

"Well, anyway, I do have this really interesting book I found...it's called something like...Cha Cha Mice?"

"That's...what?" Kakashi squinted.

"SHE'S DOING THAT STUPID WORD GAME!" yelled Funky from his tree.

"Shut up, Funky!" yelled Rain, throwing a camera at Funky.

"Ouch!" said Funky.

"Anyway," said Rain, dragging out the word, "I don't need it anymore, so I was just going to throw it away." She dangled the book over a pond. Shadow the white fish stuck it's weird mouth out of the water.

"Where did that come from?" said Quigley. "And why is it called Shadow if it's white?"

"Don't ask me, I saw it at the pet store." Rain blinked. "Now, where was I?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Kakashi. "Please, not my Icha Icha Paradise! I'll do ANYTHING!"

"Oh, but Kakashi, you are already doing what you are supposed to be doing!" said Rain. "Getting annoyed and or emotionally scarred!"

Kakashi blinked. "Well, then, I'm not falling for it. Thanks for telling me." He started to walk off.

Rain dropped the book in the water. "Oops, how CLUMSY of me!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Kakashi, jumping in after his precious book.

"Rain-" Quigley started.

"I'm SAKURA," said Rain.

"No idiot's gonna fall for that," said Sasuke, walking onto the screen, holding a cricket bat.

"What's with you and the weird sports?" asked Rain.

"Hey, Sakura!" called Naruto, running up to Rain.

"He fell for it," Rain said to Sasuke.

"No kidding," muttered Sasuke, walking off.

"So, Sakura, I was wondering if I could show you how high I can get with my chakra!" said Naruto, still being dumb.

"Uh, sure," said Rain.

"That's not Sakura!" yelled Kakashi, trying to fight off the killer koi.

"Yeah, right, I'm not stupid," said Naruto, not realizing that in most aspects he WAS stupid.

"Ah, my book!" cried Kakashi happily.

Rain turned to see him cooking Shadow over a fire while drying out his book. "Yeah, that's great, but you're paying me back for that fish."

Suddenly someone walked onto the screen. "Kakashi! Kakashi!"

Kakashi turned around. "What? Can't you see I'm busy?"

Rain walked over to Kakashi, grabbed Icha Icha Paradise, and casually tossed it into the fire. "Now you're not."

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kakashi screamed. Then he jumped into the fire, trying to grab his book.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Look, Sakura!" Naruto said to Rain. "Kakashi's on fire!"

"HELP!" yelled Kakashi. "I'm on fire! Don't just stand there like idiots! DO SOMETHING!"

"Uh, I was just going to tell you that-" started the person, then looked down at writing on their arm.

"Oh, it's Jiraiya!" said Funky from his tree.

"Jiraiya!" yelled Kakashi. "My book! Will you give me another one? I'm too cheap to spend money." He was still on fire.

"I, uh..." Jiraiya read more writing. "I...cancelled..."

Rain gave Jiraiya a thumbs-up.

"...the series." Jiraiya then walked off the set after being slipped a twenty.

"What?" Kakashi had completely forgotten he was burning. "WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO MY STUDENTS?"

"Why's he on fire?" asked Sasuke, walking up to Rain.

"Nooooooo!" wailed Funky from his tree. "How could you do this? He's the coolest person!"

"Sakura, that was way cool!" said Naruto to Rain.

"That's not...who cares," said Sasuke.

"And that's today's show!" said Rain, waltzing off the screen.

Everyone else left, except for Funky, being tied to the tree, and Kakashi, who was crying on the ground.

"WHAT ABOUT ME?" yelled Funky.

"Wow," said Viewer #1.

"They pulled it off!" exclaimed Viewer #3.

"STOP MIXING UP OUR NUMBERS!" yelled Viewer #2.

Jiraiya: Some of you may have heard that I cancelled the series 'Icha Icha Paradise'.

Kid: Yeah, what's up with that?

Jiraiya: Well, I didn't. I'll do anything to make a twenty.

Kid: Huh?

Jiraiya: Yeah, Sakura paid me off.

Kid: But...that wasn't Sakura.

Jiraiya: Sure, it was! Anyway, this has been a paid commercial...not paid for by me.

Kid: Cheapo.

Jiraiya: And you, kid, shouldn't be rotting your brain reading my books.

Kid: Fine, I'll keep my money.

Jiraiya: Wait! I didn't mean that!

Well, that's all four I was originally going to do. I was considering continuing next with some anger management classes, because these people seem like they need them. Or maybe some psychological therapy. Review and tell me what you think! Or, I could broadcast more episodes...feel free to give me ideas, or tell me if it stinks and to quit the story and write a new one. And thanks to all the reviewers so far! (pulls out shuriken) Now to go pay Joe back for 8th grade!