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Chapter 4 "What's on the Menu?"

In song: What do we see on the farm?

What do we see on the farm?

What do we see on the fa-a-arm?

Lot's of animals!

What kind of animals do we see?

A sheepdog, a horse, and a kitty!

A lamb and a cow and piggies too,

That's the kind of animals we see!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What do we see on the-

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It's all coming up on the next, Will & Grace! Weekdays at eleven only on Lifetime, television for woman.

"Hey! I was watching that!" Cody yelped in protest when Shego changed the channel.

"Watch it another time, Codney If I see one more sing-along-song, I swear I'll claw my own eyes out!"

"But-"

"Uh, Cody, You'd better just do what Shego says…" Drakken warned.

Cody pouted. "That's not fair. I wanna watch my shows." He glared at Shego.

Shego glared back. Cody stuck out his lower-lip and made a sad I'm-gonna-cry-eyes. Shego stared at him sharply. Thirty-seconds passed. Finally…

"Oh alright fine. You can watch your whatever it is," Shego snapped at him. "But absolutely no sing-alongs, got it?"

She changed it to a channel where a little purple bunny-rabbit was hopping around in a lush green field. Hello! Little Purple Bunny here! Are you ready to help me find my friends, the peanut squirrels?

'Ugh, no thanks, I think I'm going to be ill.' Shego thought to herself.

Drakken, who had just witnessed this little scenario, wanted to change the subject. "So, Shego, this isn't so bad after all now is it." He said.

No response.

"Everything is in order, right?"

Still nothing.

"Shego, I'm talking to you."

"Yeah, yeah, sure. Everything's just dandy. I've never felt this happy in all my life. You know my favorite show really is The Adventures of The Rainbow Bunnies, Doc. Favorite of all time. Even more than Will & Grace and One Life to Live. Nope just can't imagine life without those cute, cuddly, adorable little…"

"OKAY Shego, I get it," Drakken said impatiently. "But you have to admit everything's running smoothly. It's only been a little over an hour. Cody's happily watching cartoons and Maxwell is asleep. What could possibly go wrong now?"

"Uh-uh-uhwaa…uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Maxwell woke up and began sobbing.

"You just had to say something, didn't you." Shego sighed.

Drakken pretended to ignore her and picked Maxwell up from his car seat. "Ahhhh, what's wong wit the widdle baby, huh? What's wong wit the baby?" He cooed.

"Forget the baby, what's wrong with you, Doc?" Shego chuckled.

"Ha, ha, ha. At least I'm making an effort. The only thing I've seen you do so far is gripe and complain and face-off with a two-year-old."

"Well, I memory serves me right, you're the 'genius' who got us into this."

"No, no, no! We will not start arguing about this again! Let's just drop it and find out why Maxwell is crying." Drakken patted the baby on his back while he thought about what might be causing Maxwell's crying. "Maybe he's hungry."

"Well what does he eat?" Shego asked.

"Shego, babies feed on milk. You should at least know that!"

"I DO know that! I'm talking specifics. Like the type of milk."

"What do you mean?"

"Y-you know, type," Shego slightly stuttered. "I'm wondering, well, whether his mother feeds him, um, synthetic or natural."

"What are you talking about?"

Maxwell reached for Shego and she was forced to take him in her lap. Maxwell grabbed onto her collar and started gnawing on her suit. "Oh yeah, he's natural," Shego snickered as she loosened his grip.

"What? But I…ohhhh! Now I get it!" Drakken said in a soft voice. "You mean synthetic as in baby formula and natural as in, uh, uheh…"

"What are you looking at-"

"NOTHING! Um I mean nothing, nothing at all…" he said nervously. "Hey maybe my cousin left him something in a baby bag. Uh, Cody?"

Cody was completely mesmerized by the happy hopping bunnies on TV.

"Cody!" Drakken yelled.

"Whaaaaaaaat!" Cody whined.

"Did mommy bring a diaper bag for your brother?"

"Um, yes she did. It's over there under that table wit' his car seat on it."

"Thank you," He said as he reached for the bag.

Unknown to him, Shego watched him get the bag and search inside it for a baby bottle. She was deep in thought. When he found what he was looking for and turned back around to her, she had a strange expression on her face, one he'd never seen before. It wasn't exactly upset, yet it wasn't pleasant either. Heck, he didn't know what it was…but he rather liked it compared to her usual who-cares or I'm-gonna-hurt-you face.

TBC

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