Summary: Naruto has been living a lie throughout his whole life. At age 5 Naruto was made ANBU captain. Nobody knows except the Hokage. He went to the academy purposely failing and doing almost everything wrong. You know the story from there. Can a 13-year-old Naruto still keep his cover through hard times in the village.
We all know about Naruto. His dreams, likes, dislikes and his skills. Naruto has been living a lie throughout his whole life. Naruto knew about the Kyuubi at age 3. Naruto was also a genius. The smartest ninja you'll ever know. He was a master at evasive planning and much, much more. At age 5 he was an elite ninja. Probably the best. He was highly skilled in all categories. The Hokage knew about this and tested out Naruto's skills. Soon after Naruto was made ANBU captain. He had the ANBU captain symbol on his left shoulder because all ANBU had a symbol. The ANBU symbol was an animal's head and a small A inside it. Naruto had an AC for anbu captain.

In fact, Naruto was so smart he knew nobody could know about this. He took the exact opposite of what he is. Instead of a quiet, intelligent, skilled person he became a loud, obnoxious, clumsy prankster, who loved Haruno Sakura. He went to the academy purposely failing and doing almost everything wrong. You know the story from there.

A 13-year-old Naruto woke up to his alarm. He groaned and smashed it.

"Shut up you freakin' clock! Stupid Kakashi for making me wake up this early. I just finished another stupid S-class mission and want to sleep!" Naruto was in a bad mood but he got up anyway and put his clothes on. He grabbed a piece of bread and shoved it into his mouth as he walked out of the door. "Damn Tsunade-baasan for making me put up with this."

Naruto chuckled as he remembered when Tsunade found out he was captain.

It was three days after Jiraiya and Naruto brought Tsunade to Konoha to be Hokage. She and called in all ANBU and their captain for a meeting. The 15 ANBU stood in a line, wearing their masks and usual garb. The captain though, wore all black and a red fox mask.

"Ok. Can I ask all of you to please remove your masks so I can know who you all are?"

14 of the 15 took off their masks and addressed their names to the hokage as well as some other information. Tsunade dismissed them but wanted the Captain to stay behind.

"It is my knowledge that you have been captain for 8 years."

"Hai," Naruto said in his usual voice. Which was deeper and more mature than the voice Tsunade knew.

"I must know exactly who you are since we have no file of you."

"I'd rather not say Hokage-sama," Naruto said.

"No need to be uneasy. Just take off the mask Captain."

Naruto was a tad nervous. He didn't want Tsunade to know about this nor anybody else. He glanced around and walked over to the open window behind Tsunade. Closing it he walked back to his usual spot and took off the mask.

Naruto looked up into the eyes of the Hokage. She looked like she was about to faint.

"N-n-naruto? How in the hell did you become captain? AND since you were 5? How? You're a Genin!"

"Well, I was a born genius and was a really good ninja. I, uh, pretended all my life to be like how you know me. I am kind of like that but… I dunno."

Naruto grinned and laughed at the face of the hokage. She then fainted.

Naruto put on his obnoxious face as he approached the bridge where Sakura and Sasuke were.

"Ohayo Sakura-chan! Sasuke-teme!" Naruto exclaimed laughing and flopping himself down on the ground. He closed his eyes and still smiling started to fall asleep.

About 3 hours later their sensei appeared.

"Sorry I'm late but I got lost on the road trying to find an old lady's kitten!" Kakashi said

"LIAR!" Sakura shouted.

"Hn." Sasuke said.

Naruto was sound asleep. He was snoring very loudly.

"Naruto wake up!" Sakura yelled bashing him on the head. Naruto opened up his eyes and sat up.

"Ok. There are no missions today so you guys will be taught how to walk on water." Kakashi said gleefully.

"Kakashi-sensei it that what we had to bring our swimsuits for?" Sakura asked.

"Yes it is" Kakashi said. Naruto didn't bring his because he forgot.

"This lesson will be easy for some but also very difficult"

"Tch. How hard can it be?" Sasuke grunted.

"Well harder than it looks. Ok first gather your chakra to your feet. You must maintain your balance and have equal amounts on both feet. Like this." Kakashi clapped his hands together and jumped off of the bridge and on top of the water. He walked around a bit and jumped back on the bridge. "You try."

"Hn." Sasuke knowing that it would be very easy, didn't bother with his swimsuit, jumped up on the rail and hopped on top of the water. He was standing for only a second before he fell in. Naruto almost died laughing.

"Naruto that isn't very nice. If Sasuke can't do it then you can't!" Sakura yelled. Naruto smirked as a sopping wet Sasuke crawled out of the water and walked on the bridge.

"Sakura you try next," Kakashi said. Sakura stripped down to her swimsuit and stood in a meditative position. She then hopped into the water but fell straight through. Naruto chuckled again.

BEEP BEEP.

Naruto's watch was ringing. It was a special watch made by Tsunade so that it would beep when she needed him.

"Kakashi-sensei I kinda hafta go now! But I will train with all of my might to master it so I can become Hokage!"

"No," Kakashi said. "This is my time to train you, and you won't leave until you master this move."

Naruto narrowed his eyes. Stupid weak Kakashi. Sakura and Sasuke looked at him.

Naruto hopped off of the bridge and landed on the water. Just for kicks he jumped around.

"Can I go now?" Naruto asked.

"H-hai Naruto." Kakashi said. Naruto sprinted on the water and ran as fast as he could leaving a startled team behind him.

A/N: So what do ya think? Good. Shall I continue?