Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy at the moment, but I will soon! Pays Square-Enix lots of money, and ends up making the Final Fantasy Series come crashing down Heheh.

The Cids United

Springfield, Illionois...

It was a bright, Sunday morning in Sprinfield, and the Cids were searching all night for Ned Flanders, but to no avail.

"This really sucks!" Cid X said with his mouth full of Cheese-Its. "This is worse than the time, I got ripped off for trying to get 2 months worth of oranges!"

Cid IX hopped over to Cid X and gave a sigh, "I know I'm gonna regret this but, what happened?"

"I thought you'd never ask! Well, back in my world, we were going on a long journey, and we weren't gonna have time to keep stopping for food, so I decided since the men needed alot of vitiman C, I should get 2 months supply of oranges. Well, I got to the store, but they were out of oranges, so the sales clerk said to buy some Orange Wood Cleaner. He said that since it was orange, and it smelled like oranges, that it should offer us the same amount of vitiman C an orange does. So I made my crew eat Orange Wood Cleaner for 2 months," Cid X said as everyone stared at him. "What?"

"That has got to be the dumbest thing anyone can ever do---Oof!" Cid VII said as he bumped into someone. "Watch where the hell you...are...going?"

There before them stood a man about 5' 9" with big glasses and he kinda looked like Hitler, only with brown hair. "Hidey-ho, neighborin-o!" he said with a big smile.

"Who the heck are you?" Cid VIII said as he waddled over.

"Why, my name's Ned Flanders. I just came back from church and noticed you guys. I've never seen you before, so you must be new to Springfield. If so then have these!" he said as he handed them each one Bible.

"You're Ned Flander's?! Are those people nuts? This guy's almost a Saint!" Cid IX said, eyes-widened.

Ned just laughed and pushed up his glasses. "If you have nowhere to stay, you can stay at my house, if you want.

The Cids looked at eachother and nodded. Each of them thought this would be the best way for them to find out why he needed to be stopped.

At Ned's house...

"Hi! I'm Rod, and this is Tod." one of the small children said as they ran to greet the Cids.

"I'm Cid, this is Cid, that's Cid, and that one over there is Cid," Cid X said as he introduced themselves.

The two boys gave the four men a confused look before they then nodded, and dragged them into the living room.

"This is where we pray to the Lord every day. We also sometimes eat here, only if we be good though," Tod said as he made the Cids sit down on the couch. "We never get company."

Cid VII then whispered to Cid X, "I wonder why?" they both then did their best to smother their laughter.

The two boys were then joined by their father. "Now that you are here, we must show you something..." Ned said as he pulled a lever on the wall and the Cids where flung off the couch, into a hole that emptied out in their cellar.

Two minutes later Ned and his two sons came to join them.

"We want to show you how to be a follower of the Lord," Ned said as he gave them an evil smile. "Converted shall you be!"

Cid VII then stood up and held his speat at point-blank. "I don't care about this hoorah-bullshit, I will not go down without a fight!" he yelled as he charged foreward, but was quickly shot back into the wall by an incrediable force. "The hell?!"

"You will never hope to bring me down! I am powered by the power of God, no one shall stop me---"

"Hey, Flanders. I was wondering if I could borrow so butter, Marge is making pork chops, and we need butter for the potatoes," a fat man with no hair said as he came down the stairs.

Ned's unusual force quickly dispursted, and Cid VIII quickly launched himself at him, knocking him to the ground and also knocking him unconcious.

"Okay, do you guys have any butter? By the way, I'm Homer," Homer said as he came towards them.

Cid VIII reached in his pocket and pulled out a fresh, whole stick of butter. "Here ya go!" Cid VIII said handing Homer the butter.

Homer then took it and said thanks, and quickly left. But before the Cids could get a hold of Ned, he shot up and blasted them back with a force of great magnitude.

"This is gonna be harder than I thought..." Cid IX said as he slowly got back onto his four feet.

"Wait, he's a pure Bible thumper, right? Then let's fight fire with fire! Hey Neddie! They say God is everything right? Then he must also be the crap I flush down the toilet everyday, right?" Cid VII said, giving Ned an evil grin.

"Take that back!!" Ned yelled as he was about to charge at Cid VII but was distracted by Cid X.

"Hey, your God just scares people into believing in him. What kind of savior is that?" Cid X said as Ned fell to his knees.'

"STOP!!! Just...please...stop. I'll do anything, just leave God outta this."

A few hours later...

"Thank-you Cids, we would have never got him, if it haven'y been for you!" Rude said as he sent Ned into jail. "If we need your help, we will be sure to get you."

"Please...don't," Cid VII said as he was getting ready to go back to his own time.

"I'm gonna miss you guys. I'm gonna make sure the crew on my airship remembers your names!" Cid X said as he smiled.

"You have an airship too? Wow, so do I!" Cid VIII said surprised.

Cid IX then jumped up and down excidedly. "What a small world! So do I!" Then all of them looked at Cid VII, waiting to see what he had to say.

"I have one too. Surprising huh?" Cid VII said will a small smirk plastered on his face.

They had waited about an hour and Dublya finally found them and took them back to the White House to get sent back to their own times.

"Well, I'm gonna miss you guys but it was fun while it lasted," Cid VII said crossing his arms over his chest.

"Me too! Even though you guys made fun of my weight, I still think of you guys as friends, I hope to meet you again, someday!" Cid VIII said as he ate a greasy burger from Burger King.

"Well, even though that is nearly impossiple, Cid VIII, I will also hope to encounter all of you someday also, just no time soon," Cid IX said as he looked at Cid X, waiting for what he had to say

"There's just one thing I would like to say to you all; Cheese-Its are good," Cid X said as he munched on a mouthful of Cheese-Its.

"Cids...it's time to go," Dublya said as he opened a portal in the wall. "Better hurry now."

They all got in front of the portal and jumped in it at the same time.

"Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" Cid VII shouted as they jumped in...

In Rocket Town...

"Cid! Where have you been!" Shera yelled as she hugged him ferociously. They had been married for about 2 months now, and having her husband disappear only 2 months after the wedding gave her quite the scare.

"I was in a different world, and everything was weird, there were many people and they were all so...messed-up!" Cid VII said as he returned her hug and ran his hand down her back. "I missed you too."

In Cids house...

"CID!!!" Edea yelled as soon as he came in. "Look at you! Where ever you went you got fatter!" she yelled as she hit him over the head with a giant hammer.

"I...am sorry. I was taken by some guy named Dublya and he made me eat! He made me eat so much greasy food, I told him I was on a diet because of my wife and that I shouldn't go against her word, but then he forced me to eat it! It was soooo horrible!!!" Cid VIII cried out as he faken sobs and tears.

"Shut-up. I know you would have eaten the food willingly, so don't lie!!" Edea said as she it him with the hammer again.

In Lindblum Castle...

"My darling Hilda, how I missed thee!"

"Cid! Were you off chasing another yound woman?!" Hilda asked giving Cid a dirty look.

"O-of course not! I had to save another world!" he croaked as he told her the story of the other world he visted for awhile.

"Well, ask long as you didn't cheat on me, that's just fine and dandy."

On Cid's Airship

"Where the heck where you, Pops?!" Rikku said as she noticed him enter the bridge of his Airship.

"Nowhere, just off in what seemed like a different world..." Cid X said as he stared off into the big nowhere. 'Hope to see you guys again...' he thought as he once again ate some Cheese-Its.

Author's Notes: Mwhahahaha! Now that's the end! But more fun chapters to come, they won't be long, they just have all stupid pointless stuff on it if you're gonna want to read it. Anyway, sorry to the reviewer who suggested I move my fanfic, but I didn't know there was a FF Cross-over section. Thanks for pointing that out .