Disclaimer : I am not responsible for any loss of brain cells during this new chapter. If you want to sue me for making you stupider take it up on my lawyer, Ren.

Less Important Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy or The songs that'll be put in, in the next few moments. So go sue O.J. Simpson.

The Cids United

Chapter 7: Karaoke Night

Hic "I feel so sad..." Cid VIII said as he downed his 15th stein of beer. "Edea kicked hic me outta the Garden and now I have no place to stay," he said as he sobbed loudly.

Cid VII rolled his eyes as Cid X patted Cid VIII on the back saying soft, soothing words, trying to calm the fat blob on the bar stool down.

"This is all because hic I'm fat and ugly," Cid VIII said wiping the stagnant tears off his chubby cheeks. "I've never been more miserable than tonight!"

"It's okay Cid VIII," Cid IX started. "You have much more redeeming qualities than being fatter than Fat Albert and uglier than sin."

Cid VIII then took his gaze off the floor and looked in Cid IX's direction. "Yeah? Well, what are they?" he inquired sadly.

Cid IX then coughed. "Well...uh...I'm sure you have them, but I can't think of any," he said turning away.

Cid VII then slammed his fists on the table. "Shut the $#& up already, you dumb $#&inator! You know what? Why don't you go sing away all your troubles and spare us! So the moral of my statement is: 'Cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT' dammit!"

Cid VIII's head then shot up. "Yeah! I think I'll go do karaoke!" Cid VIII happily said as he bounced off the bar stool and ran up on a stage, after he put a few gil coins in a machine. "Alright! All you people out there, get ready, cause I'm about to light up this night! WOOH!"

Mist began to pour over the stage and pop music began to play...

Cid VIII then let out a sigh and then started to "sing" in a high, screechy voice....

"Let's go back

Back to the beginning

Back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned

'Cause perfect didn't feel so perfect

Trying to fit a square into a circle

Was no lie

I defy---" Cid VIII was then cut off as a blonde haired girl with too much make-up on, busted in to the bar.

"Stop right there, Fatty!" she said as she walked up on stage. "No fatass like you is allowed to dirty the beautiful, wonderful, clean, popular, glorious, delicious, attractive, popular, worth lots of money, name of the GREAT HILARY DUFF!!!" she yelled as she spat his shoes.

"F-F-Fatty? First you were a Britany Spears wanna-be, now your an Edea wanna-be? YOU BITCH!" Cid VIII yelled back at her.

Cid VII then stood up. "Hey, wait a minute...didn't we put you away in the slammer?" he asked as she looked his way.

"Oh yeah," she said obliviously as she turned in to pink smoke.

The bouncer of the bar then came over and captured the colored smoke into a jar and then sealed it. He held it up at eye-height and then yelled: " no ID? No card? No bar time for you!" he then threw the jar out of the bar.

A 'woman' in revealing and tight clothes stepped onto the stage. "Hi everyone!!!" she said in a high preppy voice while smiling.

Cid X then looked up. "Oh God no. TAKE COVER!" he yelled as he dived over the bar counter.

"My name is, like, Yuna, and I'm going to give you all the honor of hearing me sing! Yay! I'm not going to sing it all, just a little part, so I don't blow your minds away too much with my perfect voice. Also remember, we can do anything if we work together!"

She then picked up the microphone and soft pop music started and then it quickly swelled.

"'Cause 1000 words called out through the ages---" Just then thunder started and it started to rain inside the bar, and the microphone began to malfunction. It then had an electrical surge and zapped Yuna's whole, and she caught fire and burnt to a justly ash.

A janitor, who was wearing a shirt that read: "Eat at Joes", then came up on stage and swept the ashes off the stage.

It was now time for the next person to sing karaoke. A short man who looked like a woman came on to the stage. He wore a purple thong, and really loose fitting clothes that barely covered up his body. "Okay Ladies and Gents, now I'm going to sing a song from not to long ago," he said slyly with a mischievious smile on his face.

"I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some noise -- really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions -- make no conditions

Get a little out of line

I ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts -- short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction

Color my hair -- do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!" he sang as people started to get tired of him so they started to throw some of the beer bottles at "him" so he'd shut up. He got hit with one in the middle of his forehead, and fell over immediately.

He then began to say weird things that 'almost' made people feel sorry for him. "No more Mommy, you beat me enough. See, I'm in the corner being good! No more make-up, no more getting kicked, no more being molested by the men you bring home at night!" he cried as secruity escorted him off the stage.

A few moments later a tall man at about 6 feet came in. He had long silver hair and a pink dress on.

Cid VII saw the man and started to choke on the cigarette he had been smoking. "That's Sephiroth! I new it! He isn't strait! Now Red XIII owes me 200,000 gil. Ha ha ha choke choke throat burning choke some more"

Sephiroth then picked up the microphone and took in a deep breath,

"I feel pretty Oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gay

And I pity Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming Oh so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel

And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty dress

Such a pretty smile

Such a pretty me!" he sang right as a woman in a towel came through the bar doors. She had long chestnut hair and bright emerald-green eyes.

"I knew you took my dress, you bastard! Give it back you, Mother$#&er!" She yelled as everyone looked at her.

Sephiroth then jumped off the stage and ran out the bar screaming: "if you want it back, you'll have to catch me first, heh heh heh!"

Everyone in the bar looked confused but then just brushed it off and waited for the next person to get on stage and make a fool of themselves.

Another man came up, but this one was shorter than the last and had spikey blonde hair. "Hi everyone, my name's Cloud, and I'm going to be singing and that is probably as old as the game I came from is. Anyway, this song is from the Spice Girls.

Forgets most of the words to the beginning and just sings random words like la la la

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. forgets the rest and just sings more random stuff throughout the whole song, while making up his own lyrics as he goes on.

"Well, that was my song, and it was dedicated to my girlfriend, who is not Tifa, Rinoa!" he yelled as he pulled a woman with a pale complextion and black hair out of nowhere and to his side. "My sweet, sweet, Rinoa," he said as he hugged her.

"Hey, Cloud, why are you wearing the dress I wore to this one dance in the game I came from? And when did you become my boyfriend? My real boyfriend is going to use his Lionheart on your ass," she said as a man with short dark brown hair busted in.

"Strife! I may have teamed up with you in the cheap game Kingdom Hearts that Disney made look bad with the goody-goody Disney characters, but that doesn't mean I have to share my girlfriend with you!" he yelled as he took out his gunblade. "I'm going to kick your ass, you $#&ing bastard!"

Cloud then shrunk into a tiny version of himself and then hid in the corner. "No that's okay, you can keep Rinoa, she's too clueless for my tastes," he said as he turned back into his normal self and shoved Rinoa off the stage, and she landed in Squall's arms.

Cid IX then downed one of his beers. "Why is it that everyone on stage gets interupted by someone else?"

Cid X then sighed. "It's because we're being written by some stupid female who hasn't a clue on how to write anything, and has nothing better to do because she is blonde! coughs What a loser." cough

"Squally! Why don't we sing karaoke too?!" Rinoa squeeled with delight as Squall rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," he said dully.

When the couple got on stage, 4 people busted into the bar. "Hey Squall! We're gonna sing too!" the one with a brown hat yelled to him as he ran on stage followed by the 3 others.

"Hey, there's my Edea...what's she doing here?" Cid VIII said flatly as he watched her get up on stage.

Selphie was last to get on, and she shoved Rinoa off the stage. "You're not in this number, bitch."

Zell gave Selphie a quizical stare, but then just shrugged, and waited for the music to start.

The two females began to sing first.

"Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec"

There was a small part of music, then the males began to sing without the help of the female voices.

"Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec"

Then both the males and the females sang together.

"Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec"

The music then swelled and they began singing once again,

"Excitate vos e somno, liberi mei

Cunae sunt non

Excitate vos e somno, liberi fatali

Somnus est non.

Surgite

Inventite

Veni hortum veritatis

Horti verna veritatis"

Cid VIII then yelled to Edea. "Take it off!!! Take it off!!"

Edea glared at him as she kept singing.

"Ardente veritate

Urite mala mundi

Ardente veritate

Incendite tenebras mundi

Valete, liberi

Diebus fatalibus

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec

Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec" The music then faded down, and then it was all quiet throughout the whole bar.

Then Cid VII broke the silence. "Now where the $#& did all those instruments come from? And what the hell were you guys singing?" he yelled as the five people got off stage.

"It's called Latin, dumb-ass," Squall said as they all exited the bar.

Cid VIII then broke the bar stool because of his weight and just fell asleep on the ground.

The bartender then came over to the Cids. "You guys don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

Cid IX then looked at him weirdly. "Uh, we live right above this bar, so techinacally, we don't have to leave, this is already our home."

"Oh," was all the bartender said before going back to wiping the counters.

Cid X then got up. "Well, this night was uneventful, and boring," he said as the other two Cids nodded in agreement and left the bar and headed up to their apartment above the bar, leaving Cid VIII lying on the cold, hard floor.

Author's Notes: Phew Finally, all finished! Sorry for the lack of an update but I will admit that I am lazy and I am sorry for that. Hope you all liked it, cause I know I didn't. Anyway, I will be starting a new fanfic soon, so I hope you will read it! Thanks to all of you who reviewed. I AM NOT WORTHY! bows down and worships the people who reviewed

Also, Ren doesn't know she's my lawyer, so lets keep this between me and you. pays whoevers reading 2 dollars, or whatever currency you go by