Toasters, Robots, and DOOM
Hello everyone! Still not Zim! Oh, and as I forgot it last time, no matter how much I wish somebody would get me it as a birthday present, I don't owner invader Zim. I also have started something. Anyone who can give me a logical reason why Dib and Zim should be together besides the ever stupid "they're both alone" reason, which is idiotic, will be awarded by being put into the fiction's recognition section. Oh, and "they look cute together" and the like will not be tolerated. I also noticed that my fan fiction had a very irritating format last time when it was uploaded, so I'll try to be better about it this time. That is all.
Dib gapes at his new friend as she looms over the bully. The mean child quivers in fear, and grabs a lunch tray to use as a shield. Abby chases him around the empty hall, beating the now bent lunch tray with her toaster. The boy wets his pants when she snaps it in half. She stands with one foot on his chest after he falls over from embarrassment. "You don't even know me, so back off!" She kicks him and returns to Dib, who pushes his mouth closed and gets into line for food.
Zim glares at them as they sit down with their food next to Gaz. "That girl… Should she agree with the Dib-Monkey, he might start to be an actual problem to my MISSION!" He screams in a voice that would make most people hoarse. The kids around him stare, and he corrects himself hastily "I mean, my self esteem would be in danger!" The other kids nod and return to whatever they do when they're not staring at Zim and or Dib.
Abby is stuffing the disgusting cafeteria food into her mouth without so much as a second thought. Although nothing could get Gaz to look up from that game of hers, Dib stared in wonder. "Doesn't that make you, ya know, nauseous?" He asked. Abby swallows before she answers. "Mom lost her job once, and we lived off of what we could find. It hardened my stomach to the point where I can eat almost anything!" She says calmly before continuing into her meal. Dib pokes at the disgusting food. It makes a funny squelching sound and his face turns green. His stomach growls as Dib comes to the realization he has to eat something. He was just about to risk the toxic food when Abby holds out a bag of cookies. "Want some?" She offers. Dib gives her an adoring look. "Yes! Thanks!" While he eats his cookies, he thinks about the fact that this is the nicest person he's ever met.
Hope you liked it! More soon!