Chaos Reigns Over All Chapter 4
At the Autobot base….
Kicker and Alexis got off the bus, holding hands.
Rad was giving Kicker a death glare.
Kicker pulled his eyelid down, and stuck out his tongue when Alexis wasn't looking.
Rad's upper vein pulsed.
"Calm down, man. At least school's over!" Skybyte said, holding an overly-large cup of hard, high-octane oil in his left hand.
"Skybyte, how many times do I have to tell you about the oil thing!" Arcee roared.
Ben ran by, as Adri chased him with a pointy stick.
"Sorrrrrrryyyyyyy!" Ben yelled.
Adri's upper vein pulsed. "No, you're not! BUT YOU WILL BE!"
Then, they crashed right into Optimus's foot.
"OWW! Damn humans! I mean…welcome back, guys! Turn back now, if you will."
Rad snapped his fingers, and the Autobots went back to their regular forms (Skybyte too).
"Did you guys do your homework?" Optimus nagged.
"Yes." Everybody answered in the same, bored monotone.
Antarctica-
Starscream and Ultra Magnus were glaring at each other.
"I think we went too far South!" Starscream said.
"No, you think!" Magnus countered.
"Ok, we'll head North this time…OOOHH a penguin!" Starscream said, grabbing a penguin and squeezing it.
"Stop squeezing it!" Magnus whined.
"Why?" Starscream asked.
"'Cause I don't have one!" Magnus whined.
Then he too saw a penguin.
"PENGY!" He roared, picking up a fat penguin and squeezing it.
"Aren't we technically stealing these penguins?" Starscream asked.
"They're 'casualties of war' now!" Magnus said.
"Which war?" Starscream asked.
"I dunno, but we'll let Optimus worry about it. ON to MEXICO!"
They transformed and headed North.
Back in the Autobot base…
"I'm bored.!" Optimus groaned.
The other Autobots groaned in agreement.
Ben jumped up and down with his hand raised. "OOH! OOH! I HAVE A FUN IDEA!"
"What?" Optimus asked, shuddering to think of what Ben qualified as "fun".
"D&D!"
--
Megatron was back at the moonbase, and seemed a lot happier.
"I'm bored!" Tidal Wave yelled.
"Wah. Cry me a river." Thundercracker snapped.
"yeah! There ain't nothin' to do!" One of the tapes whined. (Soundwave's tapes).
Cyclonus pulled out some dice and some books.
"Well, back in college, I played D&D with the best. Anyone interested?"
Soundwave nodded.
"Cyclonus, I had no clue you went to college. Let me into your game." Megatron said.
Cyclonus shrugged. "Ok."
Megatron pulled her (remember- switched to femme) throne over to the War Room table where Cyclonus had set up.
"Does anyone feel like a dork for playing?" Soundwave's other tape asked.
"Nah." All the Decepticons replied.
--
"So, What are your guys' characters?" Ben asked, wearing a massive dice bag on his belt.
Adri raised his hand. "I'm a chaotic GOOD goblin ranger!" Ben groaned. "Ok. Next?"
Jetfire raised his hand. " I made me a Chaotic Good Fighter- but there weren't any Transformers! How am I gonna be somethin' I'm not!"
Ben sighed. "That's why it's called 'role-playing'. Does anyone else have a character?"
Optimus raised his hand. "Can we be evil?"
Ben nodded.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I am going to play as a chaotic evil human fighter, named Psychosis Prime! EVIL! EVILLLLLLLLL!I FEEL THE POWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL ALL DIE! BOW BEFORE ME!"
Everyone looked a little spooked.
"And that, Jetfire, is what we call 'too much roleplaying'. " Ben said.
Optimus then proceeded to run to his office, and loud crashings were heard.
10 seconds later, he came out with a new paint job- all midnight blue with red extremeties.
"PSYCHOSIS PRIME IS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVILLLLLLLL! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He yelled.
Ben looked over at Jetfire. "This could be a slight problem…"