Choas Reigns Over All Chapter 5---

(WARNING: I'm gonna inject some of hidden fears into this!)

"PYSCHOSIS PRIME IS EEEEEVIL!" Optimus yelled, now being restrained by Jetfire and Grimlock.

Ben wiped the sweat off of his forehead and laughed. "Well, are we ready to play?"

Demolishor raised his hand. "I wanna be a half-orc! I wanna be a paladin!"

Ben glared at him. "The last time we had a paladin, he raped his horse. Do you really want to be in the same class as that idiot?" Ben asked.

Demolishor's optics narrowed. "Yep, but I'm smart: Do what the leader tells you to do."

Optimus nearly jumped for joy, had it not been for the two Autobots holding him down.

"LEADER SAYS KILL EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Optimus roared.

Ben looked back and forth. "Ok……….anyone else?"

Everybody shook their heads.

"Good." Ben said. "Then the super-projector I ahem borrowed will make this fun for everyone to watch. Especially because the players can now put their consciousnesses inside the machine.

Adri turned around. "I don't think that it's a great idea, Ben."

Ben karate-chopped Adri in the back of the neck. He fell unconscious.

"Anyone else have any objections?"

Hot Shot turned on the projector.

The players and Ben all went unconscious.

A little goblin in green, a human clad in massive armor, that had a disturbing resemblance to Jetfire in stance, a half-orc in golden armor and a human in black armor with an insane grin on his face appeared on-screen.

"Whoah." Hot Shot said, amazed.

While no one was looking, Red Alert pulled out his Megatron action figure and hugged it.

"Ewww…" Midnight said, as his left hand was fondling the digital watch on his right.

"Oh yeah, I'm gross, but the watch is PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED!" Red Alert said sarcastically.

"HER NAME IS DIGITAL AND WE'RE GOING STEADY!" Midnight said defensively.

Hot Shot turned and looked at Midnight with disgust. "Digital is the type of watch, not the name."

"Oh."

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The goblin turned to the half-orc.

"You have a bad feeling about this?" He asked.

The half-orc shrugged. "Me no know. Me got intelligence score of 6."

The goblin giggled. "You sound like Grimlock!"

(AN: ME GRIMLOCK HEAR THAT!)

"EEEVIL!" the man in black armor yelled.

"Uh-oh. Optimus went insane again!" the other fighter said.

"I'm not Optimus, I'm PSYCHOSIS! I'm gonna kill you all!" the man in black, Psychosis roared.

Then, a brick hit him on the head, and he fell unconscious.

All the conscious characters looked around, and noticed that they were in what appeared to be an ancient human city.

Then they saw who threw the brick.

"BEN!" the goblin yelled.

It was the Archangel himself, in his original look- no bat features.

"Hey guys. Welcome to D&D! For now, I'm sorta your guide."

The conscious characters looked at each other, a bit confused.

"HEY! YOU'RE NOT ROLE-PLAYING!" The half-orc burst.

Ben laughed. "Yes I am. I'm an archangel. And you guys have to go get your adventuring gear…"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!" Optimus squealed in his sleep.

"Is he gonna be OK?" the fighter asked.

The Archangel and the players shrugged.

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Rad and the other humans watched the screen blankly. Well, all except Alexis and Kicker, who were ahem> getting acquainted.

Then, the door to the TV room crashed down.

Ben's grandson Mohenjo was standing outside it, cracking his knuckles.

Mohenjo, for those who don't know, is a legendary hero from the planet Mythlandir, and has a nasty temper.. He wears night black armor, and has elf-like ears.

Rad turned and looked in shock.

"Mohenjo, how's it going?" he asked, trying not to mention the row of doors the pissed ¼ Archangel had broken down.

Mohenjo gave Rad a death glare. "Not bad, Demon-Spawn. Yourself?"

Rad sighed. "Some jerk from the future stole my girlfriend."

Mohenjo sat down on a chair. "Want some help?"

Rad looked up. "What do you mean?"

Mohenjo grinned evilly. "I know how to get rid of a bad day. Come with me."

Rad nodded.

Not like Alexis & Kicker noticed, anyways.

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Egypt-

Starscream was transformed and on the ground, wiping sand out of his engines.

"Stupid Earth sand! I swear, we should have just blown it up!" he muttered.

"SHHH! PENGY MIGHT HEAR YOU!" Ultra Magnus said, hushing his friend.

"I think you and Pengy have gotten too close, Magnus." Starscream muttered.

Ultra Magnus glared. "Oh yeah, you're just jealous! Your penguin fell off over the ocean! JEALOUS! Well, it's my Pengy and mine alone!"

"Hey, are we in Mexico yet?" Starscream asked.

Ultra Magnus shrugged. "I can't read the local language. It smells kind of like the place I got that hard oil…"

Pengy crawled out, squawked, and pointed its flipper toward the giant pyramids.

"They're scaring Pengy! They must be destroyed!" Ultra Magnus yelled.

"Here we go again…" Starscream sighed…

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Valdria

"Welcome to Valdria, Earther!" a pleasant female voice announced when Rad and Mohenjo appeared

Mohenjo merely walked by, snatching a metal card from a massive wall.

He then slid it through a slot, which activated a gigantic gate.

"Ever been to the Outer Worlds, Demon-spawn?" Mohenjo asked.

Rad could only shake his head.

The gate opened, and there was what looked like a city beneath an orange sky.

Rad looked around and saw where Mohenjo was headed: the Coliseum.

"Wait! Grandma warned me about the Coliseums! People die there!" Rad protested.

Mohenjo drew his bastard sword.

"Well, what did you expect- a brothel!" Mohenjo asked sarcastically.

Rad looked away. "Maybe- but that's NOT THE POINT! You just kndnapped me and took me to a Coliseum where I could be killed! Grandma's gonna KILL YOU!"

Mohenjo turned away.

"Feel free to go home."

"HOW!" Rad burst.

"I'll leave that part up to you to figure out. " Mohenjo said, again sliding the card, and opening a gate.

Rad slapped his own forehead. "Damn! This is what I get for following a lunatic around! Now I know how Grandma felt!"

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