Disclaimer: I don't own The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. But I do own CJ and her dad.

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No one asked me if I wanted to leave California.

No one asked my opinion on any of this.

Because any notion I have doesn't matter to anyone.

Who am I? I'm Cayleene Jess Williams, but I hate my name. So just call me CJ. I'm 16 and I just finished my sophomore year at A.C. Graham High School. I was never what you would call popular at that school.

But you didn't really want to know any of that, did you? Because everyone in this world doesn't care about this little Filipino no one. No, everyone is too caught up in superficial appearances to look at what really matters. And no one cares what the beautiful at heart has to say.

Even my dad.

Okay. So he doesn't look at me by just my appearance, but he really doesn't give a crap what I think. I mean, how could he? He got a job at The Tipton Hotel all the way in Boston and he's just now telling me. A week and a half before we're leaving.

Why did he have to pick The Tipton? Why'd he pick the one hotel that he knew I would despise with all my heart? Did he not realize that we'd have to move there? With all those rich snobs?

Geez.

So the guy that hired my dad, Mr. Moseby, came over for dinner last night. He's pretty boring. But I guess you can't expect much from the manager of a rich hotel. Anyways, my dad told me that it was going to be a casual dinner. So I was wearing jeans and my "Mae is for Lovers" hoodie.

Bad idea.

Mr. Moseby came in a fancy suit with pocket squares and everything. I can't even begin to explain how embarrassed I was when I opened the front door. There I was in a hoodie and jeans. All he could say was, "Oh my. You look quite – nice."

How awkward. For me, I mean.

Anyways, I went upstairs and changed into something a bit more formal.

So my dad got a job as the co-headliner. Who's the main headliner? This lady named Carrie Martin. As far as I've been informed, she's the best singer in Boston. My dad is really excited about it. He said that she's been given a suite to live in with her two sons that are my age. I wonder if their situation was like mine before they moved into The Tipton.

You know, the whole single parent raising a child living off of minimum wage and child support?
Yeah. That situation.

As I said before, my dad told me that we're going to be moving to Boston a week and a half before we were leaving. Meaning, yesterday. So I have to go pack.

Wish me luck.

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Okay, sorry if it's a bit lame. Reviews wanted pleeeeeeeeeeease (: