-1Super Mario Bros.
By Stupidfic
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"In today's story the runaway gorilla Donkey Kong was caught by a carpenter named Mario" the news reporter said. "Donkey Kong had kidnap Mario's girlfriend, Pauline. In a desperation to rescue his love, Mario had demolished a part of a building he was working on. He and Pauline came out with minor injuries, while Donkey Kong had much more injuries. Many witnessed the daring man fight for Pauline, and may never forget that event. The foreman of building, Spike, fired Mario for the destruction of the top part of the building. No reports of lawsuits have been heard. Mario is now taking Donkey Kong to an uncharted jungle, the reasons unknown."
"In other news, Donkey Kong Jr. has escaped.."
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Mario panted like a dog. Supposedly, pushing a cage with a large ape the size of a house is difficult. The ape himself, Donkey Kong, grunted loudly. The Italian pulled out a whip and cracked it in front of the trapped gorilla, silencing it. "Oh be quiet" said Mario "I'll let you go, once I send you to Krem Swamp! Heh heh." Donkey Kong became uncomfortable, but didn't do anything.
Meanwhile, hiding in the vines, were a pair of eyes watching the man and the monkey.
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Luigi sighed. He and his brother lost their jobs, again, plus their money was nearly to nothing. Especially since the rent will be due in a couple of days. Now Mario is practically on the other side of the world just to get some payment. And Luigi was alone.
"I bet Mario is having a wonderful time" the tall man in green grumbled, sighing again.
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Mario tossed snakes into the air. A small ape wearing a one-piece clothing with the words "Jr." on it swung from vine to vine, dodging the snakes. In it's hand was a key, which looked like the right size for the lock on the cage Donkey Kong was in.
The monkey got closer and closer, and to the short man it was a bad thing. Mario tossed one last snake and pushed the cage like he never pushed before. Having an angry gorilla was a bad thing, but having an angry gorilla THAT WAS FREE was…
He pushed even harder.
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Someone knocked on the door. Since he had nothing better to do, Luigi opened it. It was Pauline, looking a little nervous. "Hi" she said "may I come in?" "Sure, although there isn't much" said Luigi, closing the door once she entered. Pauline walked around the living room, eyeing the lack of decoration and furniture. "So" Pauline still looking around "is Mario here?" Luigi shook his head "no, he's still at wherever. I'm guessing you want something?" "Well…." Pauline said now looking at Luigi "what I want……….is you."
Luigi froze, eyes bugged out. "WHAAAAAAAT?" he shouted, almost loud enough for the other people in the apartment to hear. "To tell you the truth" Pauline said softly "I dated with your brother to get closer to you." "But your- he is- why would- ugh" Luigi stuttered. He didn't know what to say, but then he got one. "What about Mario?" the tall man said "he loves you, heck, he did that stunt to save your life!" "I know, I know" sighed the girl "but he's not the type I'm looking for. I want a quiet, sensitive man that could listen to me." "My brother does listen to you" Luigi spoke in an emotion he couldn't describe "he took you out to dinner, bought you roses, even with the financial problems we have."
Pauline stared at the ground, then smiled. "Come on now, Luigi. Your nothing more than a sidekick to him. Come with me, to France, and live a new life. Without giant monkeys or older brothers." Pauline moved her towards Luigi once again and spoke. "What do you say?" Luigi thought about it, yes most of the time he was the one to clean Mario's messes, and yes he was the shadow of the shorter brother. Not to mention Pauline was very attractive. The Italian made up his mind.
Luigi said "Mario is my brother. He stayed by my side since childhood and he will stay by my side. Sure, we have problems, what who doesn't? We are in desperate times and we must stick together. And I won't leave him, especially to have him rot in the streets. And you, you are ungrateful. Mario did everything for you, and here you are asking me to backstab him. I'm sorry, Pauline, but I care for Mario. Now if you will, leave." Pauline stood for a few seconds, emotionless. She turns to the door, walks to it, opens it, and leaves. Luigi sighed, closing the door.
The next day, when Luigi was making coffee, in came Mario. His face look as if a giant hand punched him in the nose. "I had a bad day" Mario said, his voice a little different due to the broken nose "so anything new happened?" Luigi glumly took a sip of his coffee and said "no."
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To be continued.