-1Super Mario Bros.
By Stupidfic
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Two Italian brothers fell on to the cold, hard ground. "I knew we should have taken a left" Mario grumbled as he rubbed his sore bottom. He looked where they were and saw something. The red-capped man nudged the green-capped man and pointed forward. Right there, flowing a very suspicious liquid, was a large light green pipe. Unlike the other rusty pipes, this pipe was smooth and spotless. Mario said still fixated on the pipe "I think we found the source."
Mario slowly walked towards it, expecting for some giant mutated freak to come out and attack. But thankfully the pipe was unguarded. Mario jumped on the green pipe and looked down into it. It was pitch dark, and a bit hard to see anyhow with the liquid continuing coming out. The Italian hoped the best and put his gloved hand into the pipe, and felt something big.
"Hey Luigi!" shouted Mario "I think I see something, give me a hand!" The taller brother on to the pipe, and helped his shorter brother by tugging the pipe. It took a few tries, but they got the thing and started to pull it out. Before the two could even see what they grabbed, Mario and Luigi were instantly sucked into the pipe!
They fell at a very fast pace. The inside of the pipe was dark, and Luigi and Mario could barely see each other. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Luigi "WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" "Look on the bright side" Mario said "at least we don't have to pay the rent anymore." "Oh why, why do bad things happen to us?" Luigi sobbed. The older brother said nothing, wondering WHY did bad things happen to them. "Luigi" the red-capped Italian said "if we are to die painfully in a bed of spikes at the end of this fall, I just want to say, you're the best brother ever." Luigi wiped a tear from his eye and replied "you too, Mario!" And they both hugged.
That's when things got weird. The darkness surrounding the brothers was different. There specks of white light dotted across the endless black. The Italians realized that they were in outer space! "Holy ravioli!" yelped Mario "how far had we fell?" His question was yet to be answered as the two noticed they were heading towards a planet!
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Toadsworth sighed grimly. A small part of his mind knew it would happen but the rest thought it wouldn't. King Bowser Koopa, the evil lord of the Koopas and many other creatures, has taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The civilians were turned to brick, the retainers have been imprisoned, and who knows what happened to the Princess. The reason the mushroom person was not captured or transformed was he hid, like the helpless coward he was. "Dear stars" prayed Toadsworth "may it be the Star Spirits or a mere twinkle, please help. Although it may not be in your power but I wish for you to save us from this tyranny! I don't care what kind of miracle it is, just bring ANYTHING to stop Bowser!"
The elderly Toad waited patiently, but no avail. With his hopes shattered, Toadsworth walked away with his head hung low. When he saw the ground was going brighter, the Toad looked up in the sky in confusion. There, in the sky, was a shining light falling towards the earth! "A shooting star?" Toadsworth said to himself "maybe they did hear me!" The star flew over the eager mushroom man and crashed a few yards behind him. Toadsworth walked as fast as he could to the star, but suddenly stopped.
There, in a smoking crater, were two mustached men wearing overalls and hats. Of course they also had gloves, shirts, and shoes, but then again not everyone could see all the details. One man was fat and short and his shirt and hat were red, while the other man was skinny and tall and his shirt and hat were green. The two seemed to be dazed after their landing, and both passed out simultaneously.
"Well I did ask to bring anything" said Toadsworth, walking towards the unconscious brothers.
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The end.