DynastyWarriors: Hieirulesall, you're right. It was Ma Chao's fault…but…I don't know…I would be pissed if Jaing Wei took a piss on my floor. Well…since you reviewed on almost all my chapters, I guess I can let Jiang Wei off easy…this time…
(You'll see in the reviews…to any other readers…)
It was the first day of Jiang Wei's consequences. Right when he woke up, he got ready, and went to Zhuge Liang's quarters. Before, he entered, he heard Yue Ying yelling at him!
"You never tell me you love me!" cried Ying.
"Oh! I like you ever tell me that too!" replied Laing!
"The men are supposed to say it first!"
"Whatever Yue Ying! Sima Yi calls you a man!"
"So you married a man?"
"YES!"
"Oh shut up!"
Yue Ying was pissed off so she headed for the door. When she opened it, it slammed Jiang Wei's face on the other side…
"Oh! I'm sorry Jiang Wei."
"It's ok Yue Ying," he said in pain.
"Oh yeah…your suppose to serve my husband huh?"
"Ye…ah…"
"He's in there."
"Thank you."
Then she left, and he went in.
"Prime Minister?"
"Oh! Jiang Wei…good to see you." He exclaimed
"So…what do you want me to do?" Jiang Wei asked.
"Let me think of something."
"Yes Prime Minister."
"OH! You can stop calling me that. Call me "Lord Zhuge Liang."
"Yes, Pri…Lord Zhuge Liang."
Time was passing by slowly and Zhuge Liang still hasn't thought of anything…
"Lord Zhuge Liang, are you going to tell me to…"
"I GOT IT!" Liang yelled.
"Finally!" Jiang said.
"Hold on! I have to go get you something," Liang said and left.
He came back after a few minutes with a big box. (Guess about 5 feet 6 inches)…
"What is that?"
"It has something really big inside. It's really fragile so don't do anything to it. Now...this is a surprise I have, to get Sima Yi really pissed off. So, I want you to deliver this to him."
"What! screamed Jiang Wei. You must be crazy! I'll get killed!"
"Oh, you won't have to directly send this to him. He has a really big window to his room. Go to that window and you'll just dump it in there."
"And this is my punishment?"
"Yes…after this, you won't have to do anything else for me."
"Yes Lord Zhuge Liang," said Jiang Wei, and left with a carriage and about 10 soldiers.
He rode about…243 miles…with the carriage carrying the box.
"I wonder what it really is," he though, but didn't want to ruin his Lord's plan to dominate Sima Yi.
It was nighttime when he got there. They all saw the window. Quietly, they forwarded to the window. Jiang Wei peeked inside and no one was there. He told the 10 soldiers to carefully lift the box and bring it to him. Jiang Wei took one side and slid the giant box inside. It dropped slowly on to his bed. Before Jiang Wei left, he took some of Sima Yi's dresses (DW4) to try them on someday. Then, they all left…
Meanwhile:
"Sima Yi! Get that dress off you and put something decent on! This is my birthday for good sake!" yelled out Cao Cao.
"GEZZ! I rather wear this dress and never come back to this party down here again!" replied Sima Yi.
"Fine! I'll have someone send you a piece of my delicious Oreo-flavored Ice-cream cake."
"Keep your stupid cake. I'll go upstairs to plan on dominating your dynasty."
"Whatever! MORE FOR ME!" yelled Cao Cao.
Pissed off, Sima Yi headed upstairs to his room. When he got there, he noticed the box.
"What the…" he said.
There was a note suck on the box. He took it and it read…
" I am giving you this because I don't want it anymore. Please enjoy it…it was very special to me in certain times. I never really meant to hurt you, but if I did, I'm sorry. Here it is!"
From Cao Cao.
"P.S: If you are going to open it, do it slowly and carefully, or you'll damage it."
Puzzled, he carefully opened it. It took him a while to. When he opened it, he saw something he would have never suspected. YUE YING!
"What!" he cried.
She was sleeping in the box, and Sima Yi found another note. This time, it read…
"Oh! Did I say Cao Cao. I'm sorry. I needed to send this to you quick. She was a real pain in the ass. And! Didn't you say that you wanted a man of your own to torture and piss off? Well here he is! Don't mind sending her back. I cast a spell on him, and now, he will be on you forever, drunk. Good luck!"
Love, You Know Who I Am
"P.S: She will wake up after you finish reading this note."
He looked at her. She woke up…looking at Sima Yi. He stared at her, afraid.
"SIMA YI! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!" she screamed.
"WHAT?" he said.
"You don't love me do you husband?" she cried.
"You fool! Zhuge Liang is your husband!"
She ignored him and started to mess around in his room.
"OH! These are so pretty. Look at these dresses! OMG!"
Sima Yi, looking at her angrily said to himself, "Damn you Zhuge Liang! I will get you for this! Exterminating your wife won't matter now! She is worthless! I'll send you a hyper Zhang He if I have to!"
Then he stopped. He saw Yue Ying trying on his clothes…
"YOU FOOL! STOP THAT! YOUR GONNA DESTORY MY FAVORITE OUTFIT!"
"But it looks better on a girl!" she said.
"Your not a girl…you're a man…"said Sima Yi.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Yeah…. I couldn't think of a really good ending….sry…well, I guess you won't be seeing Yue Ying around…haha…well…she was cool…or he…