After riding thorough the night, Jiang Wei accomplished Zhuge Liang's bidding. It was day two and it was Wei Yan's turn.
"I wonder how, I will understand that freak. He doesn't speak English."
He went to his quarters and saw Wei Yan next to a big bucket of water.
"Ahh? What is this?" Jiang Wei asked.
"You……give……me……bath" he replied.
"WHAT?"
"It….order!"
"I ain't giving you no bath!"
"I……kill……you…"
"Ok! FINE!"
Wei Yan started to undress himself, but Jiang Wei didn't look. Yan hopped onto the big bucket of water and told Jiang Wei he's ready.
"Ready…"
Jiang Wei folded up his sleeves, and walked slowly towards him.
"HURRY…!"
"OK!" Jiang Wei's anger was about to take over.
Taking a sponge, he began to pour some water on top of Wei Yan's back and began to scrub. While he was scrubbing, he thought 'I rather die!'
"To……left…" Wei Yan commanded.
"Yes…your highness!"
After a few moments of scrubbing and suffering, Wei Yan finally got out of the tub. Jiang Wei quickly turned around so he won't have to see anything inappropriate.
"You…dry…me…"
"WHAT!"
"Here…use…these…" he said and giving Jiang Wei some towels.
Closing his eyes, Jiang Wei began drying Wei Yan's body.
"OK! Put your clothes on!"
So, Wei Yan did put some clothes on, but it didn't really make a difference because the clothes were all ripped up and revealing.
"Finally. Can I go now?"
"Yes…
Jiang Wei happily sighed.
"Come……back…1…hour"
"WHAT!"
"Leave!" Wei Yan yelled.
Jiang Wei was planning not to come, but since everyone knew what he was suppose to serve Wei Yan he had no choice…
During that hour, Jiang Wei was practicing with his spear…and that's it…
After that hour passed, he reported back to Wei Yan's quarters.
"What do you want now?"
"Make……me……food……chicken……"
"Make YOU food?"
"I….want….chicken…"
Jiang Wei thought for a second. "For me to make him chicken, I have to kill one, but I don't want to…I got an idea…"
"Wei Yan, just wait just a few moments and I'll have your chicken."
He ran outside, and took out a cell phone. He called "Orange Chicken" and made an order to quickly bring him a whole chicken.
About 10 minutes later, the delivery guy came and gave the chicken to Jiang Wei. (Paid of course)
"Here is your chicken."
He gave the whole chicken to Wei Yan, and in just a few moments, Wei Yan finished the whole things. Even the bones were devoured.
"Oh my….Lord Liu Bei."
"I……hungry."
" I noticed…can I go now?"
"Come…….back……..at……..night"
"Night? Why night?"
"You…….see……."
Jiang Wei left his quarters and began to wonder why he wanted him to come at night…
Before night came, Jiang Wei was feeding himself and just talking to people about what he had to do.
"He made me give him a bath!" Jiang Wei told Ma Chao and Zhao Yun.
"Did you look at him?" Ma Chao asked sarcastically.
"No!"
"Are you sure?" Zhao Yun added in.
"NO! Why would I look at him?"
"Because…you are those people who would…"answered Ma Chao.
"You guys are stupid!" yelled Jiang Wei.
He left both of them laughing their guts off. Soon after, night came by and Jiang Wei finally came back Wei Yan's quarters.
"Ok? What do you want NOW?"
"You…sleep…with…me…"
"WHAT!"
"You…sleep…here"(patting the side next to his bed)
"Why do you want me to sleep with you." Jiang Wei asked scared.
"You…my…teddy bear…"
"OMG! I RATHER DIE!"
(but if Jiang Wei dies, Inhale will be worthless)
"Ok, Fine! I'll do it for my fans!"
So Jiang Wei crept in the bed…and started to shake. Wei Yan thought he was cold so he gave him half of his blanket and hugged him as if he were a teddy bear.
"I can't believe I am doing this…I'm sleeping with a half-man half-beast. But if it's for my fans, I'll do it."
So throughout the night, Jiang Wei and Wei Yan slept quietly.
"Look at them!" Ma Chao told Zhao Yun looking out the window with the binoculars.
"You are so sad, spying on our friend like that, said Zhao Yun.
"What? Don't you know what he'll do in bed with another man?" Ma Chao asked.
"No…" answered Zhao Yun
"You disgust me!" cried Ma Chao.
Zhao Yun ignored him and crawled into bed. Ma Chao also sleepy, put down the binoculars and crawled right next the Zhao Yun. So…everybody enjoyed a peaceful sleep that night until…
"Ma Chao, what are your freakin hands doin there?"