At last, the final day came for Jiang Wei's consequences. And today, will be Liu Bei's turn. Having a time to think, Liu Bei still didn't know what to do.
"You had all this time to think about what you were going to do, and you haven't thought about it yet?" Jiang Wei wondered.
Liu Bei responded, " I don't' know, I was too busy doing business."
"Then…you don't have to give me the consequences. You know, since I help you fight and all."
Should Liu Bei let him go?
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"HA! You think I would let you go this easily!" Liu Bei laughed.
Wei didn't seem too happy, but at least he got time to live, since he knows that Liu takes forever to make decisions. So he left him alone…
The Next Day…"You know he was a recruit from Wei right? If you go too far, he might go back," Zhuge Liang told Bei.
"But you have been his favorite person in the world. He won't leave JUST for this," Bei said.
"But you should know, he's smarter than that…"
"Of course…." Liu Bei sighed…
Next Next Day…"Liu Bei, what are you going to do," asked Yue Ying.
"I…still don't know…this is going to be tough," quickly said Liu.
"Why don't you just let him off," Ying suggested.
"No! I can't let this opportunity happen!"
Yue Ying, about to talk out the door, "What did my husband say?"…..
"That he cheated on you…"
"Ass…" Yue Ying just left….
3x Next Day…
"Oh C'mon! You're no help! Why the hell are you here?" Liu Bei cried.
"I….useless?" Wei Yan started to sob.
"Yes…but, just stick around here to fight for me." Liu Bei said evilly.
"……….gggrrrr…" Wei Yan growled….
Wei Yan then passes wind…(farted) to piss off Liu Bei, but then find outs that Liu Bei wansn't in the same room.
"It….smelll…" Yan fainted…
4x Next Day…
"Ma Chao…"…
"Huh?…" Ma Chao stopped his training and heard Liu Bei.
"What should I do?" Liu Bei politely in a sarcastic way asked.
"Ask another person but me." Ma Chao went on his horse and left…
"Ask another….person?" Liu Bei thought and went into the castle.
"I GOT IT!"
Quickly, he gave 2 different orders to 2 soldiers. Then they left….
"I don't think it is the best idea, but….it's the best I have."
Nexy Day…2 unknown soldiers came and welcomed themselves home to Liu Bei's province.
"Ok Liu Bei, what did you send me here for? I could have been out having a party…." Said one dude.
"…and I could have been out protecting my family! And maybe getting drunk somewhere." Said the other dude.
"Gosh! I'm….. Sorry but I need help!" Bei hesitated to say.
Guan Yu walked in. "Liu Bei! What are you doing with Cao Cao and Sun Jian?"
"I need their help to help me punish Jiang Wei." Bei answered.
"I can't believe you need our help!" Sun Jian said. "I mean, you're one of the Kingdom leaders!"
"Who cares, I just want to know what happened to Guan Yu's beard!" Cao Cao laughed.
"Jiang Wei…THAT FOOL!" Guan Yu got pissed off to find Jiang Wei to bring to the three Leaders.
"Ummm…Cao Cao, did you have to be so cruel? He IS my brother…"
"But JUST LOOK AT HIS BEARD!" Cao still continued laughing. "It's a PRICELESS PICTURE!"
"Ok….Can we just get on with whatever. I desprately want to go back home." Sun Jian asked.
"Ok. I just want for you two to help me make him suffer. That's all I want." Bei pleaded.
"What did he do anyways?" Cao asked.
"That's…..not of your concern…" Bei said.
"Oh. That's very helpful…I don't' think I want to help anymore!" Jian yelped.
"Yeah…" Cao agreed.
"Oh…that's very nice! Trying to make ME suffer now huh?" Liu said embarrassingly.
"No. We just want to know what he did! C'mon. It can't be THAT bad!" Cao pretended to be sympathetic.
"Ok Fine…."…
Jian and Cao braced themselves….
"He……He….Jiang Wei….he…..pissed on the floor…."…
Cao Cao yelled, "OH MY GOD! (disgusted) WHY THE HELL!
Sun Jian laughed, "You can't even train your OWN warriors!"
"Holly Crap…! Cao Cao was still disgusted….
"I didn't think they wouldn't be able to know how to use the toilet! Who doesn't!" Liu Bei cried.
"….Jiang Wei..?"…the two said…
"He doesn't count!" Liu Bei ingnored.
Guan Yu came back with Jiang Wei…
"Here he is brother. What shall you do with him?" Guan Yu still pissed off said.
"Gosh…you didn't have to capture me here. I could have walked myself." Jiang Wei said, with his arms a crossed his chest."
"Quiet….you human!" Guan slpped his back…
"Like….OW! Hey? What are Cao Cao and Sun Jian doing here?"
"We've heard that…you've been bad lately, and did something wrong…." Cao Cao happily said…
"And we are here to….punish you. For doing the wrong things." Sun Jian continued.
Jiang looked surprised, "Wow. Liu Bei hired 2 dudes to help him punish me….this isn't good…."
"Hehehehehehe…"Everyone including Guan Yu started to laugh…..
"Oh boy…"
Hell….what WILL happen to him? I still haven't decided. Aww….
Just hope you guys don't miss him…he might be gone in a flash….
Or will he survive…..?
Hehehe…….maybe?
EVEN IF HE didn't deserve it, I might go overboard. Oh well….T-T
Guess this ISN'T the final chapter...Whoopie...