This isn't my first song fic. My last one was about cows, and sheep, this ones about chickens! Yay for chickens! It goes to the tune of the Fairly Odd Parents opening, which I do not own.

Jack was a plain and average guy
And he still don't understand
How the whole thing happened
It wasn't given by his command

The stove and oven in his room
Were turned on instantly
By his feathery little hands
Who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality

They were his chickens
Very best chickens

"Non-flying wings"

"Little feather things"

His chickens
His little chickens

Chikey-Chickey-Chickey-Chikey

Chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Chicken

Chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Chicken

They were his chickens
Very best chickens

They made his life so misrable!

With Jack's evil chickens!

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