Boo! Ha, did I scare you? No? Whatever. Anyway, Lady Tzahra here, having the WORST CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK KNOWN TO HUMANITY! So I haven't written any good Furuba smut in a while, hmm, sad. But don't worry, I'll get over it eventually. Leave a review with an idea if you like! I'll credit you!

Anyway, this is just some lame attempt at Tales of Symphonia halarity (sp?) stuff. It's not that good, but I had to let out my creative juices (snigger) somehow, so here you go.

Enjoy!

1. Having your partner lose interest half-way through

2. Your partner asks "how do we do that?" or "What does that mean?"

3. Your partner won't undo his handcuffs

4. Apparently knowledge is more important than sex

5. You tell your partner what you want and he completely misses the point

6. Kendamas don't always make good toys...

7. Finding out it was your partner who was spying on you in the shower!

8. Having a childhood friend burst in on you screaming something about revenge... before hastily leaving completely embarrassed

9. Having your partner spaz out when you find out he's a half elf

10. Wanting to do it in the shower only to find out your partner's afraid of water

11. Angel wings are rather inconvinient...

12. Monotones are a total turn-off even when moaning

13. Finding out your partner's over 4000 years old when he only looks 20-something

14. You try to surprise your partner by sneaking into her room, only to have her smack you and scream

15. Having your partner make some obnoxious smart-ass comment

16. Your partner's only twelve! She acted like she was so much older...

17. Having your partner pull Dwarven Vows out of his ass to make up for his bad performance

18. Your partner's engaged to someone else! Oh shit...

19. Calling your partner by his other name so he gets pissy at you

20. Having to listen to one of your partner's Guilt rants

21. Having to listen to one of your partner's Save Everyone rants

22. Having to listen to one of your partner's Let's Pity Half-Elves rants

23. You and your partner have to hide from his rabid fangirls

24. Your partner has to do some weird ritual before hand because it's "traditional in her culture"

25. Is there a zipper on this body-suit!

Thanks for reading! Hope you liked, read and review!

Lady Tzahra